My Ecstasy [News Poem, April 21, 2010]

My Ecstasy [News Poem, April 21, 2010]

“... some green movement momentum has been lost, Earth Day supporters agree. But they welcome the debates the day brings... Critics long have accused its organizers of being anti-business or anti-growth. The Washington Post last year characterized the day a “global guilt-fest.””
– MATT CAMPBELL, The Kansas City Star, Wed, Apr. 21, 2010 10:36 PM
http://www.kansascity.com/2010/04/21/1894319/earth-day-finds-itself-in-a-political.html

“Oil fell toward $83 after soaring U.S. inventories signaled demand in the world's top energy user is lagging the recovery in the global economy.”
– Alejandro Barbajosa, Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:00am EDT
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6142V820100422

I'll pump 'til my ecstasy ruptures your mantle
And bathes me in puddles of fossilized corpses.
I'll sway in the lamplight as evening approaches
Observing the towers—all empty, yet shining.
I'll dance between raindrops and autos that pass me
And tingle when neon advises a stripper.

My ecstasy poisons the lightbulbs and hookers.
I stumble—a jackass—beneath a coal shadow.
The alley absorbs the low echo of motors.
The moonlight's too distant to rescue this drowner
Awash in an ocean of fossilized corpses—
I'll pump 'till my ecstasy ruptures our mantle.



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Happy Alderaan Day Earthlings! [Twitter Found Poem, April 21, 2010]

Happy Alderaan Day Earthlings! [Twitter Found Poem, April 21, 2010]

Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem
Re: @DaDa509 @killerma @GinaBean221 @SayJumner @carriefan1024 @leahlimps @ginerously @vibrotronica @NickKrammes @OrganicGuru @FishieMuses @hypermarvs @Miraculousjw @AkiyamaMio @saucefonda @dees_the_guy @goaTcHoKer138 @FamousasiwannaB @KillaMessiah @BigHotChocolate @JasJazzy @tiandjuaeni @diochariot @yaratabrani @mj4justice @JamesRyanJ @geologist @Estrella_Mas @MBywalec @Sha_lee_sah @ItsBlottoBitch @jordandaley @UltraFacts @blanquirosa @amitseshan @BigJohn908 @mylesbarr

secret:
at night time i am ultra mega scared of THE EARTH...
Will @DarthVader celebrate ultra mega Earth Day
like he did Alderaan Day?
core THE EARTH!
explode THE EARTH?

you Gonna tell me I can't handle "HAPPY
EARTH DAY" knuckle head Earthlings! ?
i am scared of ghosts, small children and kittens
& i am ultra mega scared of THE EARTH
explode like Alderaan Day.

I can always depend on luck tomorrow
today i need to hide.
depend on luck today ! ?
this is A big sacrifice !

I always knew this day would come
the earths magnetic field energy
inspires more evil or insane
secret party skank police, S.W.A.T. , and the gang
wishing you HAPPY Alderaan Day Earthlings!
u was jail but I'll let the ppl k ow now



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The Only Dance in Town [Sonnet, April 20, 2010]

The Only Dance in Town [April 20, 2010]
Expedience or life! You heard me right!
Now step on up—it's time to place your bets!
Too late! I'll choose... the wheel's spun, don't fight!
My carny foot is on the wheel—I'll set
You right. You lose, now choose from one or two.
The door! Now go before I trip the third,
A booby prize for those who die in lieu
Of finer things. I'll say the magic word
And freedom, wealth: the game itself—of life—
I'll grant to you... or not. Now spin to choose—
Now choose and spin. My love, this waltz of strife
Is fixed because a loser seeks to lose
Again—the winners never play this game—
Or tend this carnival—they think it's lame.



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C-Note Beauty Cream [Twitter Found Poem, April 20, 2010]

C-Note Beauty Cream [Twitter Found Poem, April 20, 2010]
Your Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem http://goo.gl/fb/dep9A
@Dark_Side_DJ @Ca5anova2113 @Scheidt24 @HyunINC @redostoneage @NathalyBittner @Tanya_Ann @RegularOlTy @RICKNYCE @Prithvi2050 @8Ball305 @AllTimeBeth @BWESTMUSIC @JasmineMariexx @GrisDismation @syddie_boo @Ant_Allen18 @Hollywoodishere @gnarleyb @ddye @TweedleDeeeze @TheSupremeOne @dmaurio @CuteMileyRay @SanRamonPatch @Daaniie95 @jeffthefish

athletic chicks who fight back
against Tall Fat Ugly men
who are supposed to look ugly from labor...
I couldn't help but find it beautiful.

Today it seems all alone...out of the world
so depressed and monotonous...
its not a joke. people have died from
coming in contact with Tall Fat Ugly men!!
is it that men think their gods gift to women?
Or is it that women think their gods?

LEAVE us ALONE!!
HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA SAY YA CANT FUCK WIT ME
before I WANNA FUCK WIT you?
and if I never FUCK WIT you
because I fight for my beautiful illusion
FUCK yourselves U are supposed to look ugly from labor...

U GOTTA listen to a Vincent Gallo interview.
He's making fun of Mickey Rourke's face.
Mickey's a beautiful man
Ugly from fashion show! outside ugly
his insides are beautiful illusions!!
Women lie, Men lie. Your Money don't!

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Brutal Archive [Today's News Poem, April 19, 2010]

Brutal Archive [Today's News Poem, April 19, 2010]
“Little Sofia was dead after being left alone for more than 14 hours, police said Monday.”
– Henry K. Lee, The San Francisco Chronicle, April 19, 2010
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/04/19/BA241D112O.DTL&tsp=1

Though lost between the network links,
A hidden memory restores.
The sleeper stirs and starts to think:
“I know I've had that dream before...

A baby died within a car—
Where babes are both conceived and tried—
She cooked by sun and slept by stars.
I wept—for was that me inside?

She might have been my daughter, niece,
Or was that me, confined by strap
And tied to iron lungs by piece,
To atrophy inside a trap:

A book upon a shelf inside
A vault beneath the surface world—
Or simply bound to metal rides
That surfed the edge as vortex swirled?

My parents—did they work to death?
Or were they pruned and put within
An archive, paying dreams for breath:
Recalling times of hope and sin

To fund an internet machine that seems
To siphon-off their sparks of nightmare; dream?"



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Peeps: #dontbeshocked When It's Desperate [Twitter Found Poem April 19, 2010]

Peeps: #dontbeshocked When It's Desperate [Twitter Found Poem April 19, 2010]

@1Princess@_Jaz @AkiyamaMio @roprice @alyssakeiko @Lauren91_x @ToniC813 @NatahliaGA @RazorRaySVP @rachfogez @Kee31 @astronomical11 @WACKYxNiCOLE @Ajwi666 @NatsKing @Kiteaton @notapuppet @hugsandkisseslu


my brain got sore,
i spent 2 hours on my brain
#dontbeshocked if I haul off
and read your ass like a @ladygaga
newspaper, or worse.

If you're outta pocket, #dontbeshocked
Gun plus gun equals one full stomach
bang bang bang!
when I do something crazy just join in :)

yes, life has a way of bringing true colors out of peeps
good people are usually the ones who get fucked over
but If u keep looking in the same trash can
#dontbeshocked if u keep finding the same trash

my brain got sore
my brain got desperate
Omg I'm starving!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ladygaga
she's a pistol, pointed at me,
my brain, hurts my brain
Is it that fun when its desperate?

crack babies a crack granny
on twitter. my brain got sore
facebook television and twitter:
these laser pointers
hurts my brain

Is it that fun when its desperate ?
how bout walking in the rain?




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Happily Ever After Epistle [News Poem, April 18, 2010]

Happily Ever After Epistle [News Poem, April 18, 2010]
“The team discovered that in the deep, rarity is common.”
– Frank Pope, The Times Online, April 19, 2010
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/biology_evolution/article7101533.ece
“Spam levels have remained resolutely stable despite recent botnet takedowns, according to a survey from Google's email filtering business... The Google spam filtering division concludes that going after botnets is no more effective than the previous tactic of targeting rogue ISPs. The takedown of rogue ISP 3FN bought a temporary respite from the spam deluge for about a month. However, after Real Host, another ISP, was taken out months later spam volumes recovered after only two days. The marked difference was due to use of improved disaster recovery approaches by cybercriminals. ”
– John Leyden, The Register, 18th April 2010 04:17 GMT
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/04/18/google_botnet_takedowns/

“I saw you talking with a guy,
But here's my pic. We share at least
A ninety six percent—no lie—
I know it's fast, but call a priest?”

“Before I say 'I do,' you need
To cut that hair and watch this clip—
You done? You loved it? What's the creed?
Let's marry on a rocket ship!”

The profiles never lie—at most
They get it wrong; but who's to care?
Online, the databases host
The mind, the body's just hardware.



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Twitter Nihil-Detector [Twitter Found Poem, April 18, 2010]

Twitter Nihil-Detector [Twitter Found Poem, April 18, 2010]
Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem
@turbojumpers @juliannemeans @arzE @pitagora @holmpat @brtoon @ANN_Bamboo @NewBernsKevinG @JulesAGray @mj123451 @stefsho @NillzMarco @PanatC @Susie_Bougie @Mister_Goo_Goo @joe204 @iDoit2 @ScarBrozFinest @TAh_DaDON @deester31 @ebertchicago @FeedMeTTs @TheProdigalFool @FHKJ @prodigalsix

"My Money Iz My Bitch "
Dude that song is so old.
Drink some kool-aid with
my main pastor Jim Jones.

kool-aid can put a smile
on your Rigor Mortis
face. take one last sip of drink:
Mortis Versus The Earth .

#WelcomeToTwitter where
confidence is highest:
Rigor Versus gospel
Versus peeps and Versus

Ezra Pound : can jizz all
over #ronartestshair
and incidentally
Speed Whore . where half the

tweets set off lie detector
ive caught sum peeps fa real .



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Missionlocal.org Has the Heart of an Out-of-Town Chicken

Missionlocal.org Has the Heart of an Out-of-Town Chicken

I posted Manifesto of a Militant Vegan Bio-Engineer yesterday on http://missionlocal.org after first reading a link on sfgate. I did so because, 1) The article didn't ask the most interesting question. 2) They're 'mission locals' right? So in theory, they should be supportive of truly local activities, like poetry, right? Of course they aren't.

I'm so silly—what was I thinking? Website comments are supposed to be vapid and always supportive. Here is their comment policy/mission-statement: “You are free to make a comment, but do not make a dangerous comment. Do not question why we feel the need to write about people who want to rescue everything. Do not mock eating! It's what we do in the Mission! We moved to town to eat this city up and shit our hipster good-taste all over you yokels! If your verse was truly local, we would have found it!”

This is an anecdote about the power of words. If comments were so meaningless, mission-so-called-local wouldn't have put the option on their site. They wouldn't moderate the comments to permit cloying posts like this: "This is so sweet!!! Thank U and bless those people with love and tender heart to other creatures..." because such comments themselves are essentially meaningless beyond sentiment. Most webmasters censor to manage their 'brand' in the name of 'signal-noise' ratios, but there are no signal-noise ratio issues on their site worth managing. My verse had no profanity, it was relevant to the topic, it was well cited; so I conclude they belong in the coop along with the other chickens in this story. They fear the poem outdoes their story and they are correct. And this fear is a scarlet letter: 'C' and it belongs left of center, on their chests.

ps: It's interesting to note that sfgate, for all its problems (censorship and otherwise), still let me post the poem on their site. Evil Hearst is more local than missionlocals? Noooooooooooo!



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The Volcano Dreams [Bonus Poem April 17, 2010]

The Volcano Dreams [Bonus Poem April 17, 2010]
“The UK is enduring a fourth day as a virtual no-fly zone, as the travel chaos caused by volcanic ash drifting from Iceland shows no sign of ending... Meanwhile, one of the UK's biggest fresh fruit importers said business had ground to a halt because of the disruption.”
– BBC, 04:11 GMT, Sunday, 18 April 2010 05:11
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8627545.stm
“The car went off the opposite side of the road. It slashed through a utility pole, hit the top of Johnson’s 2004 Ford Freestar van parked in the driveway, and smashed into his and Coffey’s home... The accident initially knocked out the electricity for 3,400 people. Some did not have power restored until after this afternoon.”
– Charley Hannagan, The Post-Standard, April 17, 2010, 3:23PM
http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2010/04/car_smashes_into_syracuse_hous.html
“A roughly seven-hour 911 outage in the Eagle area has been blamed on a contractor's error.”
– Associated Press - April 17, 2010 7:55 PM ET
http://www.kcautv.com/Global/story.asp?S=12329805
“A majority of scientists maintain that global warming is a man-made phenomenon. However, they must be prepared to acknowledge that there is another view, for which evidence can also be adduced, even if it seems to conflict with the received wisdom.”
– The Telegraph, 8:01PM BST 14 Apr 2010
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/telegraph-view/7591286/Climate-change-always-room-for-doubt.html

A butterfly's volcano's dream of flight
Before the birth projects the ash through night.
By wind the dreamers fly on arctic gusts:
One sips the dew, the other's pollen dusts
The airports, farmlands. Little beasts in herds
Demand the laws apply to their absurd
And delicate activities. A puff
Of superheated carbon's sure enough
To blow them off their path—while butterflies
Don't rage at storms: instead they course-revise.



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#HowToBeAnnoying ? [Bonus Twitter Found Poem April 17, 2010]

#HowToBeAnnoying ? [Bonus Twitter Found Poem April 17, 2010]

Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem
maxseltenrich urbanstopNIQUE luvmykel1 theTRENDNGtopic dabarbiemrs_247 Rebecca1440 offsetshawty32 SheLiccdMyTatts righteousbush GaryJBusey 2khicks RantInFminor supercahoots iGotHaters318

Ask Sumbody With 1 Leg To Race
a HOT parapalegic chick
Many of our people don't give a f..k about what our ancestors
had to go through. That's f..k.d up!

#WhatIf a parapalegic entered a kick ball contest ?
All Sumbody With 1 Leg
Sumbody parapalegic
talk about is depressing shit
tweet me a barbillion fucking times when I didn't reply
the first time for a reason ! Smh people need to take hints .

#HowToBeAnnoying ?
#HowToBe #VotedMostLikely to be killed by angry twitterers?
tweet me a barbillion fucking times
about thoughts of crazy positions I could put those legs in.
about TALKIN TO ME WHILE IM TALKIN TO ME
OMG..PUNCH U IN THE FACE!LOL

Would U rather have no knees or no elbows?
Would U rather have PUNCH U IN THE FACE!LOL ?
talk about depressing shit …at your own risk
Twitter is not your diary.nobody gives a hoot
WTF u mocked, then raped today




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Holding the Bonus Poem Hostage!

It's done, but not up. You know why (applause = clicks, you daily 20+ page readers).

It's okay, I'll write a Twitter Found Poem while waiting.



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Bored? Applaud your way to a bonus poem (applause = clicks)

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Manifesto of a Militant Vegan Bio-Engineer [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), April 17, 2010]

Manifesto of a Militant Vegan Bio-Engineer [Today's News Poem, April 17, 2010]
“Pet activists from Austin to Corpus Christi and Victoria launched recently an emotion-charged campaign. They bombarded local politicians, animal shelter leaders, the newspaper and others with calls to ban the gassing of unwanted pets.”
– GABE SEMENZA, Victoria Advocate, April 17, 2010 at 2:15 p.m.
http://www.victoriaadvocate.com/news/2010/apr/17/gs_pet_campaign_041810_92438/?news&local-news
“Hundreds of dead animals have been found at a home in Marion County and another 400 live animals have been rescued”
– Victoria Benchimol, ABC Action News 1:32 pm April 17, 2010
http://www.abcactionnews.com/content/news/local/story/Hundreds-of-dead-animals-found-in-Marion-County/DKGb4SyxzE2NU7xzNszIug.cspx

http://missionlocal.org/2010/04/elvira-the-city-chicken

Perpetual, the holocaust consumes
The lives of zebrafish, of cats in labs!
The monster made of claw and teeth assumes
That tender tendons, hair and muscle-slabs
Enjoy the murder. Meat is murderous:
The eating—true—but flesh will kill in kind.
Since eating's cycle's just too barbarous—
Because we love all life, we'll have to find
A way to replicate the paragons
Of living with sustainability:
The trees and other plants that drink the dawn
And photosynthesize with no hostility.
To always mate (like trees): what joy we'd bring!
To worship fire, first burn-up everything.



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Wish me happy bad luck from now on [Twitter Found Poem, April 17, 2010]

Wish me happy bad luck from now on [Twitter Found Poem, April 17, 2010]
Twitter Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem
4shad0w YourAncestor Jealous1zEnV cartiertone Daisylovesjoej @EmilyOsment @DugyFresh @DJPaulyD @djknucklehead @deleasakathleen Army_Regime @EricDeanSeaton i_luv_ya_JB Jayygasm BenHusch sammatterface Artistikk ZodiacFacts DraconianMogwai EnglishBob84 kifrubards turnaround4life Wykrzyknik FreakyFact a2ztechnews simplynatasha

lies and deceptions
will be exposed in
the name
Of all that's
Justin Bieber

Tammy Etheridge's artificial penis broke off
inside Melissa during sex ?
lying inside of her after sex ?

stop the hate...
#Scorpios can easily differentiate between false emotions and true ones.
A #Virgo male loves criticizing people for their faults but he is blind to his own faults.
The Zodiac Killer was never caught.

in the name
Of all that's
Justin Bieber
i command
The Zodiac Killer
to put us in recovery
mode without the use of
Hot Celebrity News .
bad luck starts from now on
The Zodiac Killer was never caught.

I pray to false prophets, that lies and deceptions
will be exposed in Justin Bieber name.
& Wish me happy bad luck from now on



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Stay Tuned [Today's News Sonnet, April 16, 2010]

Stay Tuned [Today's News Sonnet, April 16, 2010]
“Former President Bill Clinton warned of a slippery slope from angry anti-government rhetoric to violence like the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing, saying "the words we use really do matter."”
– The Associated Press. (AP) – 2 hours ago 5:28pm, PST
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iTuEGhEGZTWdpcLoQeprQNF72AigD9F4DBB00
“There Atambayev dropped a bombshell, revealing the provisional government was preparing to launch a "special operation" to grab the deposed but still defiant President, Kurmanbek Bakiyev. ”
– Steve Herman, Voice of America 16 April 2010
http://www1.voanews.com/english/news/europe/Inside-the-Revolution-A-VOA-Dairy-from--91085179.html
“"People are here because they feel their freedoms have been infringed upon," Miller said. "The tea party is a venue to let our politicians know the people will exercise their right to free speech, our right to peaceful assembly. We believe in the Founding Fathers and the principles they wrote into the Constitution."”
– Michelle Dupler, Tri-City Herald, Friday, Apr. 16, 2010
http://www.tri-cityherald.com/2010/04/16/978390/tri-city-tea-partiers-seek-revolution.html
“The 18 percent of Americans who identify themselves as Tea Party supporters tend to be Republican, white, male, married and older than 45.”
– Kate Zernike & Megan Thee-Brenan, The New York Times, April 14, 2010
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/15/us/politics/15poll.html?src=me&ref=homepage

The New York Times reports another mob
From terror groups the government has banned,
Attacked police and rescuers to rob
The damaged buildings. Riot-bots were fanned
Throughout the city late last night—stay in
And wait for further news... but first a tale
That's great for kids. “The traitor was his kin.
He served his country. Now his book's on sale.”
Stay tuned for what to do when terror strikes
At school. 'Reports at Two' might save your life.
The Internet's to blame for terror spikes:
A doctor-preacher calls it 'Freedom-Strife.'
His show at nine explains how prayer can clash
And win against a mob or nuclear flash.



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Tragic Emperor [Twitter Found Poem, April 16 2010]

Tragic Emperor [Twitter Found Poem, April 16 2010]

DFDavid21 chapelhillcomic essicaforeverr AXECOP @Grymm : @JhonenV Liz0707 charnellieB glennhilton @acquia _canary tadirajesh vlandra jonmfreeman RT @ShitMyDarthSays DebsTheThugette #ff @WandaRoshall DeathAtAFuneral supamanluva4u Petite_sweet_KRPetite_sweet_KR RT @_ohbabby DIMPPLEZ91 taliawrites hannah98712 jessie_icy @dazzlingemz ceebee308 Chi_NateDizzle teholatanek mcsheldon iamBoudain bibir2 Jmuls supern0v4kein lucifer111 RachelCraves #whenyoursingle #theresnothinglike

#theresnothinglike LOOKING AT a mirror
and seeing Travis Bickle OR Charles Manson

Stuck at your desk?
EITHER U HAVE A PROBLEM OR THEY HAVE A PROBLEM.
crackhead rummaging thru my garage at 9am
"Are you talkin' to me
, the Emperor.?"
Shut up dog! Shut up dog!
BROKEN teeth #INYOFACE!
#theresnothinglike a glass of molten volcano LAVA
#INYOFACE!
Have fun at your funeral

Graphic Heroes, Magic Monsters, Vigilante:
a satisfaction guaranteed murder mystery!!
UR GOING ON ROAD
looked at a mirror
once its BROKEN you can't never fix #thetruth

you can Kick-Ass .
but never be a good man
power trips are for The Losers,
n Kick-Ass Comics!



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18th Level Cyborg Wizards in 2030 [News Poem April 15, 2010]

18th Level Cyborg Wizards in 2030 [News Poem April 15, 2010]
“Alexander agreed that an attack against America's privately operated power grid, launched from another country but routed through the computers of unsuspecting U.S. citizens, poses difficult questions that the Pentagon and other agencies are trying to answer. ”
–LOLITA C. BALDOR (AP) – 9 hours ago as of 5:33pm PST
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5h02Prpewchnn1skzjV7ISlVz-H3gD9F3J0B80

“A Saudi man asked if he could make magical talisman for his sister who had marital problems. Sibat, in the kingdom on a pilgrimage, said he'd be happy to help... As soon as he hung up, religious police stormed into his room and arrested him for witchcraft. Now Sibat is on death row, sentenced to be beheaded.”
–SCHEHEREZADE FARAMARZI (AP) – 6 days ago, April 15, 2010
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hQ_jb3NeJqD5cjGvkNxW5Jlje9AwD9EVD3I03

“The deadliest refinery accident since 2005 was described Monday as “more of a fireball than an explosion””
–VICKI VAUGHAN San Antonio Express-News April 5, 2010, 10:39PM
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/business/6945528.html

Texas City? Simply rookie stuff.
Blew my fucking fingers off—the blast
Spared the middle two. It made me tough.
Certainly important, yet I'm cast—
Featured—yes, for greater deeds I'd say.
Hippies turned to Weathermen before
Selling out to servitude to pay
Conscience off: a poodle can't restore
Its dignity, from ignominity.

The malcontents of prior years—
The madmen, cast to bitter street
Where urban teeth with concrete gears
Would starve and freeze and elsewise eat
The mad—they call us 'master' now.
It's they who beg we spare their minds,
Though once we plead for drugs or chow.
When Lil, or Fred escape, they find
The secrets most of you protect:
My nightmares drain your intellect.

I killed a man for hitting me; this happened long ago—
The hitting, not the killing—he became a football pro.
Before the microchips and internet enhanced my brain
The doctors said “no empathy.” They said I was insane.
This jock? He beat me down in front of class, in college days.
My rage became a pleasure, faked my way through life with praise.
The numbskulls locked me up before I had a chance to strike.
I ran away, I bought my chips and now it's what I like:
I crashed his car then cleared the trace—an accident they said.
I drop the cranes, I kill the lights—and you? Already dead.




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Welcome to the Rest of Your Life [Twitter Found Poem April 15, 2010]

Welcome to the Rest of Your Life [Twitter Found Poem April 15, 2010]

Re: tapyram Johnny_Monster Shemarking kirstygallacher rudebuoy82 lebomski BreakingNews fuzzytypewriter gr8greenjobs gr8greenjobs b_ez08 LilCassieMayne markmorford greendreamin ChemicalJobcast jamiemcfly itsAdrianaYahhh EarthNL mtilney emergencyrain BBPR ForexFundament gilbertbuckjr algore

#WelcometoNigeria where a guy is fighting
in d car and a hawker comes and says "buy your knives"

welcome to your #job
Maintenance Manager - Chemical Plant
a World leader in the manufacture
of mixed color barrier
rancid plastic garbage patch.

welcome Home
The Ocean Has Fish Shit in It.
a lot of fish sperm just floatin around...
Atlantic ocean rancid plastic garbage patch
to complement the Pacific. It's called recycling.
welcome Home
where Leaders come from '70s Tomorrows World.
where looting the Planetary treasury is errr young thugz (agbero) dream
where ICELAND VOLCANO DUST
manmade climate change & '70s Tomorrows World today
is errr young thugz (agbero) dream

welcome to your #job
Get-Rich-Quick with mixed color
massive, rancid Planetary plastic garbage





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Advancing Safely [Today's News Poem April 14, 2010]

Advancing Safely [Today's News Poem April 14, 2010]
“The Partnership for Advancing Road Safety (PARS) has vowed to make roads safer by promoting traffic safety initiatives - including use of automated road safety cameras - that prevent injuries and decrease fatalities caused by red light runners, speeders and distracted drivers.”
–The Auto Channel, April 12, 2010
http://www.theautochannel.com/news/2010/04/12/472776.html

Depravity's witness selects the dog father
To start with. Through windows, observe how he scuttles
On sidewalk, as bus trundles toward him and burrows
Through canyons of steel and the wood stakes that line them.
The glass panes reflect light on canine and master;
His shadow reveals an agenda of selfness
That's birthproof, not deathproof—yet gliding. He's gliding
To somewhere ecstatic—a dervish with ipod—
To somewhere delicious: he steps off the sidewalk
With hound and while singing—the bus veers around him
And tips all the passengers sideways and skullwards
Through spaces, through distance beyond comprehension—
And blended together we shatter our fellows,
While dervishes scatter—then mind their own business.



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God's LAST DAY ON A JOB God Hates [Twitter Found Poem April 14, 2010]

God's LAST DAY ON A JOB God Hates [Twitter Found Poem April 14, 2010]

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God's LAST DAY ON A JOB God hates.
God hates all the same people you do.
God Hates Your Outfit.
God Hates THE TRUTH.

#Theresnothinglike God's :L :L :L Love
for leprechauns & FAKE FRIENDS &
Agents of Ahriman.

I am excited to see God work.
This nigga work in a restaurant
wasting time for no pay?
Well guess what,

God :L :L :L loves CURSING EVERYBODY OUT
& making money!
Escape this cycle of fat loss and fitness confusion now.
stop eating fried food
& nasty Chinese .
God :L :L :L loves profit.

What's the absolute best thing on the menu?
THE TRUTH ?
making money ?
get rid of the dead weight:
a new evolutionary niche: food animal.
Food animals are very successful!
& Ancient Ones have surprising appetites.
They eat about twice as much as I do.




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No Rosetta Stone in Rappaccini's Garden [News Poem, April 13 2010]

No Rosetta Stone in Rappaccini's Garden [News Poem, April 13 2010]
“At least nine weeds have become resistant to the herbicide used with genetically engineered crops and two insect species have developed resistance to plants genetically engineered to produce their own pesticides...”
-Elizabeth Weise, USA Today, Updated 4h 54m ago as of 10:16pm PST
http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/2010-04-14-gmcrops14_ST_N.htm

The Saliva Tree by Brian Aldiss
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nebula_Award_for_Best_Novella

I've heard that fish in hell can breathe the ocean flow;
That schools of perch can't even take to sky. I know—
It's just a fable told as night's periphery
Encroaches near the campfire's bright epiphany.

The goats that navigate the starry sky at night
In packs that graze the floating brush and bleat delight
Inspired this trip to verify the old man's sooth.
It's why I took you here inside this ancient booth.

The corridors are mercilessly stone and steel
And built by demons lacking nature's love-appeal.
They worshiped here inside this awful sanctum-nook:
If hell exists it lives inside this picture book.



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Finally! Some uninterrupted free time. Working on news poem now: ETA 1hr.

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God's Anus-Punch Knock-Out Blow [Twitter Found Poem, April 13, 2010]

God's Anus-Punch Knock-Out Blow [Twitter Found Poem, April 13, 2010]
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war is just as good as
sex with a buffalo on PCP.
Way better'n a sober buffalo
Eugenics, Selective Breeding,
Rape, whatever you want to call it....
sex with a buffalo
enslaved your mother.

to strive to free people who want to b bound is plain stupidity....
BASED ON GIRL ON GIRL INTERACTIONS
I can safely say
The only monster here:
a beautiful lie.

I can safely say
I'm (re)building myself With stupidity.
the gods themselves contend in vain
with Sex BASED ON GIRL ON GIRL INTERACTIONS

Is gonorrhea completely curable??
idk Is stupidity completely curable??
just keep sitting with Your head so far up ur ass.
Have Sex BASED ON GIRL ON GIRL INTERACTIONS
with A PICTURE OF MY COCK ON YOUR COMPUTER

I hate music hipsters
virtues vices Herpes and swine flu.
Lead the nation in gonorrhea, No ...
chlamydia
No …
my head is gonna explode
No …
you should explode
Like the challenger

ready to die of radiation poisoning
for Your GIRL ON GIRL INTERACTIONS??
GOD want to Anus Punch your Mom
with MY COCK

die of radiation poisoning
GOD IS GOOD! RT This if u believe in him!!!



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Conspiracy Thralls [News Poem April 12, 2010]

Conspiracy Thralls [News Poem April 12, 2010]
“"Beck's irresponsible comparisons of progressive leaders to Stalin, Mao and Nazi Germany cannot be dismissed as merely silly or stupid," wrote SEIU Director of Strategic Affairs Michelle Ringuette in an e-mail to the union's supporters. "This kind of rhetoric can instigate unbalanced individuals into committing rash and violent acts. And if Fox News wants to continue giving him a platform to spread hate, they should not profit from it."”
– Teddy Davis, ABC News, April 12, 2010
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/glenn-beck-liberals-counter-fox-news-anchors-effect/story?id=10322168
“In an interview with CBS News the President was asked about some of the heated rhetoric aimed his way and he wasn't shy about calling out the offenders. Responding to charges on talk radio that he is a socialist, or worse a Nazi, the President went directly to the source.”
– Joe Tacopino, New York Daily News, April 3rd 2010, 12:48 PM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2010/04/02/2010-04-02_obama_hits_back_at_glenn_beck_and_rush_limbaugh_during_interview.html

Cigars for all—and gin as well.
It's not as if the cancer swells
Within the men who own the cure—
And being men, our rank is sure.
And all us gentlemen agree
Deception's truth—a few degrees
Of forceful lies by willing shills—
By radio hosts hooked on pills,
Deluded fucks and other simps—
Provoke the cause we sought to pimp.
The outrage pawns like Rush inspire—
Who needs to lie? We're boys at choir.
The truth is there for all to see
And yet each lie's 'calamity.'
So let them rage. Outrageous freaks
Will deafen ears when truth cares speak.
It takes a man to take the world;
It takes the semen that we've hurled—
While others work-off what we've played
And rear our young, though we have preyed
Upon their hopes. They duel themselves
While we drink cognac off the shelves
Our lackeys stocked. If work gets done
Then let them war. For ballot, gun,
And parties work for us: the men
Who sign their paychecks with our pens.



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A Found Twitter Mad Libs Photo Essay [Parlor game: add your own quips in comments]

A Found Twitter Mad Libs Photo Essay [Parlor game: add your own quips in comments]

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Bob Lablaw.

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Bob Lablaw.

Etc.

Jeff Chon is actually a good poet. The picture sez it all: read his writing here: http://jeffchon.blogspot.com



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