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Showing posts with label April 22 2010. Show all posts
Showing posts with label April 22 2010. Show all posts

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Neo-Viking Funeral [News Poem, April 22, 2010]

Neo-Viking Funeral [News Poem, April 22, 2010]

“Police say a man was killed after getting hit by a train at Muni's Castro Station around 4:30 p.m. Thursday.”
– The Associated Press, 10:08pm PDT, April 22, 2010
http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_14942312?nclick_check=1

Some bathroom tiles surround this trench.
We passengers coagulate
Between the train and subway bench;
An ozone armpit strangulates

My dainty nose. I feel too faint
To stand and yet we chase a door.
Inspired by subway smells of taint
My tie constricts—I fall to fours.

My face erupts—I ride this creek
Of piss upon a log of shit—
And you demand I breathe? You reek!
Just take your CPR and split.

Just save yourselves—destroy my suit
Before a bum discovers it.
From drunk, he'll rise to business coot:
From begging bowl, to throats he'll slit.

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Kiss It Goodbye [Twitter Found Poem, April 22, 2010]

Kiss It Goodbye [Twitter Found Poem, April 22, 2010]

Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem
@truesportstalk @gspaff @Valh_Dreg @abqsleep @sebpascal @MichaelEhline @Kimberlyrunner @unicornmermaid @justsweetangel @creepstreet @Filmhawkcomedy @KevinNuut @jordychristine @HollyMVG @dotson2011 @Jonloverobot @SaintMeewunk @Chris_Dammit @SamcanBOUNCE @TrixieBabez @Noireboss1 @AirportRoss @xNighthawkMiley @richfarm @IchheartMe @Thailand_ @BiebersGyrls @MsMoniqueYoung @LadyBlueICU @iAdoraBella @Erebdyluvsweets

Well, usually a large # of jets show up.
pilots tryna sober up b4 party time
at the daycare.
King Wenceslas is going to eat 4000 of those children
broken bones going to the children's museum.

DO NOT MIX children with schnapps.
throw a going-away Grenade
b4 party time:
im trying to get 1000 by tonight.
trying not to curse our children
just tryna take more shots &
improve My Call of Duty
b4 party time @CAPITOL CITY, yo.

Did trained SEALs reduce operating expense
and/or inventory in Iraq & Chicago ghetto ?
if you answered "yes" & you improve sales
come to my party in the haunted
@CAPITOL CITY, yo.
sober up b4 party time &
throw a going-away Grenade at the daycare
or hahaha kiss your job goodbye!!

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