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Showing posts with label kool aid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kool aid. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Empty Bottles Raid Kool-Aid Man's Twelve Step Program [#twitterfoundpoem, August 10, 2010]

Empty Bottles Raid Kool-Aid Man's Twelve Step Program [#twitterfoundpoem, August 10, 2010]
Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem

I bathed in orange juice and liq
and almost drowned.
was brainwashed with orange juice and liq,
because I was binge drinking while playing
sports and being productive.
I couldn't take the kool-aid.

I illegally gave me a hand-job.
it Didn't help
so enemies beware!
It's funny when an Alpha really looks like a Delta.
I'm gonnaaa be a mighty KING
& you couldn't take 2mins to
respond to My cry 4 liq?
you've been drinking the kool-aid,
your brain: a big ass pickle,
& you couldn't take 2mins to hand-job me?
my army of bottles will destroy you!!!
they will Burst through somebody's
twelve step cult meeting and sacrifice some jerks!!!
Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Oh yeah?
Oh yeah!!!

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Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Hydrochloric Kool Aid Acid Tests [Twitter Found Poem, May 4, 2010]

Hydrochloric Kool Aid Acid Tests [Twitter Found Poem, May 4, 2010]
Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem

Drink the last bit of kool aid
No1 is watching U !
go right ahead & Sell yo hawt ass
& have a massive brain hemorrhage.
Sell your imagination to the highest bidder .

ppl get mad
but the next time They need a control tower
They call U in ...
They Sell They hawt ass brain too
the next time They bumhole don't feel safe...
whatever's been crawling through They bumhole
It's a hemorrhage ! ! !
afraid some alien will burst out ?
They should
be worried ! ! !

when ppl leave 4drops of the koolaid
hydrochloric acid Tests
to clean They bumhole
& They afraid some alien will burst out
They call U in ... to wash from dey brain
to dey bumhole wit da hydrochloric acid .

U Tests da koolaid...
U Drink the last bit of kool aid...
U already sold yo hawt ass for sex to the highest bidder ...
U tell em It's safe & dey feel safe again!
but U secretly a therapist...
& U been secretly getting paid by the highest bidder
to crawl through They bumhole
& burst out through They brain ...
surprise ! ! !

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