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Showing posts with label Justin Bieber. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Justin Bieber. Show all posts

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Choke on the Bit [Guest News Poem, May 13, 2010, By Rutherford Toady]

Choke on the Bit
By Rutherford Toady

Welcome to the triple-X ranch, where we work hard to break the faux-virginal sissypants pop smears, who in reality are far from pure and in fact have been repeatedly molested by impotent politicians wearing giant strap-ons molded in the shape of their favorite popes. After being buggered by a Pius XXX phallus for years, young stallions such as Justin Bieber can’t help but hurl up wall after wall of protective stony smiles, the ivory fences of their pearly whites being the only part of them not yet scrimshawed with the graffiti tags of corporate logos. The fillies fare even worse; take Miley Cyrus, her tween twat long since marked with the mark of the bestialist, her bust wet from the slobberings of every linebacker faggot who could unclog the blow from his nostrils long enough to get his pecker hard enough to pork her prepubescent pussy. Eventually the scorch-marks from the branding irons scab over and these girls stop shitting bits of cellphone into the bloody basin every morning, stop vomiting up the gobs of spermy vodka that get caught in the backs of their throats like an extra uvula. Yes, eventually our little Britneys and Lilos grow up and become the glassy-eyes nags they were always destined to be, singing with sandpaper rasps and shaving their snatches like they were still thirteen. We put them out to pasture then, but only after riding them into the dirt, those skeletal cumbags whose bloated udders will soon scrape the ground like swollen condoms. We scratch our names in their hides with our spurs, laugh when they get their hooves caught in their own stirrups. We ride them fast and ride hard, and keep plying them with visions of apples and sugarcubes, and when they complain that we don’t deliver the goods, we remind them that this poor falling-apart old world could always use a little more glue. Now, giddy the fuck up!

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Saturday, April 17, 2010

Wish me happy bad luck from now on [Twitter Found Poem, April 17, 2010]

Wish me happy bad luck from now on [Twitter Found Poem, April 17, 2010]
Twitter Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem
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lies and deceptions
will be exposed in
the name
Of all that's
Justin Bieber

Tammy Etheridge's artificial penis broke off
inside Melissa during sex ?
lying inside of her after sex ?

stop the hate...
#Scorpios can easily differentiate between false emotions and true ones.
A #Virgo male loves criticizing people for their faults but he is blind to his own faults.
The Zodiac Killer was never caught.

in the name
Of all that's
Justin Bieber
i command
The Zodiac Killer
to put us in recovery
mode without the use of
Hot Celebrity News .
bad luck starts from now on
The Zodiac Killer was never caught.

I pray to false prophets, that lies and deceptions
will be exposed in Justin Bieber name.
& Wish me happy bad luck from now on

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Monday, April 12, 2010

Spit Roast the Right Sacrificial King and QUEEN [Twitter Found Poem April 12, 2010]

Spit Roast the Right Sacrificial King and QUEEN [Twitter Found Poem April 12, 2010]

Re: TheDrude charyl maxwas kaThkaThCSBD RodneyRikai yukolive HypeBeast101 JeorgIAm CallMeLo EPITOME22 Nawarah89 Pecor DGRNX bigfatphoenix x3MrsBieber dinaislegit PrettyWings94 Kimmehkins SeIGomezBabe alfredquinn bingofuel GiLLTeRaTi SelenaGomezCrew justinbieber therealdarkboi kelliyo StopBieberHack Tzion uvtrick xcompr Anjosie hannahrochelle

Woke up dreaming of city filling up with undead
your best solution is to set Justin Bieber on fire.
His only goal in life is to swallow enough cum
so that he can impregnate women
by sharting up their pussholes

OMG OMG OMG
I fear and have continuous nightmares about #selenagomez
I'm gonna give her a lobotomy! Lol.
Every time she talks I get stupider.
the energy drained from brains of really slow ppl
fills heir bank account !!!

blame Quetzalcoatl, Zeus and Spiderman.
fucking skanks get stupider and stupider these days.
the gift that keeps on giving?
spit roast the right sacrificial King and QUEEN
& i believe that God will forgive &
give us a chance to make things right.
we should start saving the MotherEarth from further harm.
Eat celebrities

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