State of the Union [CombatWords, October 30, 2010]
Once upon a time, criminals controlled America. And America? She was dying. And instead of renewing herself with a culture of life, she became increasingly obsessed with the culture of death. The death of honest work. The death of the American Dream... death of the Constitution—death of the very way of life and culture that had once made America so great. Life was expendable in those dark times and theft was the rule, not the exception. Honest people lived in terror, while murderers, thieves, propagandists and rapists dominated the courts, streets, media and even the presidency.
America was tired. It was tired and it had gotten lazy. The culture of death made criminals into heroes and honest, hard working citizens seem like fools. Young people learned to idolize the worst elements society had to offer. And then, on September Eleventh, two thousand and one, everything changed. Three million Americans perished in a single cloud of flame, when terrorists did the unthinkable and detonated a nuclear bomb in New York City.
But New York City survived. America rebuilt an exact replica her crown jewel. All save the World Trade Towers, as a symbol to ensure Americans never forgot that tragic day. Their loss is the permanent scar from a wound that will never close. Yet the pain from that scar reminded America that it was still alive! Real Americans took their country back.
Not surprisingly, the culture of death perished and a culture of life was revitalized. And now, America is optimistic again, working under a common vision. We took socialists at their word and put them to work in our factories, farms, and brothels for service men. Terrorist races were executed under the tragic, but necessary suspension of habeas corpus. America destroyed her enemies before her enemies destroyed her from the inside out.
Although much of the world still rallies against humanity's last, greatest hope, America has outlasted many terrorist civilizations and terrorist ideologies. And we're not alone in our quest to defend freedom. Our friends are stronger than ever; London, Greater Israel, and Australia have joined the coalition of the willing. We have liberated Canada, the former Latin American nations, and Europa—including The Fatherland—and laid ruin to Peking Man and the Mohammadan hordes. Americans live longer than ever and that's no surprise since we're the world's biggest importer of human organs. And we work harder than ever. What's in the secret sauce Uncle Sam? It's freedom my friends, freedom.
http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2010/10/combatwords-october-29-2010-farce-and.html
http://www.boingboing.net/2010/10/29/machine-of-death-ama.html
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Sunday, October 31, 2010
State of the Union [CombatWords Story Repost, October 30, 2010]
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Esprit De Corps [#twitterfoundpoem, October 31, 2010]
Esprit De Corps [#twitterfoundpoem, October 31, 2010]
Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem
It is only 11am and I am already exhausted.
my esprit de corps is depleted.
meds help...but I will be haunted
by the memory of the Holy Spirit everyday.
I love your eyes...
I'll take them!
my Spirit eyes are already depleted!
don't believe in karma?
Thats the spirit!
bring me more meds and your eyes...
more community spirit and less inequality...
Thats the spirit!
I love my karma
but I love your eyes more!
I'll take them!
Thats the spirit!
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It is only 11am and I am already exhausted.
my esprit de corps is depleted.
meds help...but I will be haunted
by the memory of the Holy Spirit everyday.
I love your eyes...
I'll take them!
my Spirit eyes are already depleted!
don't believe in karma?
Thats the spirit!
bring me more meds and your eyes...
more community spirit and less inequality...
Thats the spirit!
I love my karma
but I love your eyes more!
I'll take them!
Thats the spirit!
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Saturday, October 30, 2010
Karl Popper's Face In The Clouds [Today's News Poem, October 30, 2010]
Karl Popper's Face In The Clouds [Today's News Poem, October 30, 2010]
Yes Glaucon, the clouds look like beards for the sun,
And birds are the fleas that have crawled in that hair.
But what is their essence? Of what shall we say
Is certain of faces that drift through the sky?
The moon is no female, for clouds ring his glow,
And likewise, the planet is shrouded with mist;
So what shall we say of the nature of sight?
Deception, a shadow-illusion, a crumb of bread
We nibble although there's no sustenance there—
There's nothing to say, for negation's our proof.
"Still, it is perhaps a measure of the volatility of American politics that a television comedy show was able to tap something deep among American voters, who turned out in the tens of thousands on Saturday to add their voices to a national political debate that some said had left them behind. "
—SABRINA TAVERNISE and BRIAN STELTER, The New York Times, Published: October 30, 2010
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/31/us/politics/31rally.html
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Yes Glaucon, the clouds look like beards for the sun,
And birds are the fleas that have crawled in that hair.
But what is their essence? Of what shall we say
Is certain of faces that drift through the sky?
The moon is no female, for clouds ring his glow,
And likewise, the planet is shrouded with mist;
So what shall we say of the nature of sight?
Deception, a shadow-illusion, a crumb of bread
We nibble although there's no sustenance there—
There's nothing to say, for negation's our proof.
"Still, it is perhaps a measure of the volatility of American politics that a television comedy show was able to tap something deep among American voters, who turned out in the tens of thousands on Saturday to add their voices to a national political debate that some said had left them behind. "
—SABRINA TAVERNISE and BRIAN STELTER, The New York Times, Published: October 30, 2010
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/31/us/politics/31rally.html
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The Clouds
CombatWords: October 29-31, 2010: Tragedy & Farce
http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2010/10/combatwords-october-29-2010-farce-and.html
The Rules: http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2010/07/official-rules-for-combatwords-updated.html
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The Rules: http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2010/07/official-rules-for-combatwords-updated.html
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They're There With Their Phantasmagoria [#twitterfoundpoem, October 30, 2010]
They're There With Their Phantasmagoria [#twitterfoundpoem, October 30, 2010]
Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem
they're there. their
basic approach to Phantasmagoria
is delta normal. there's nothing wrong
WITH standard deviation,
but real Deviants are their favorites.
their fruity flavored wooden jesus head is real;
and look there! Phantasmagoria
will not be there anymore to listen.
they're just kind of making this up as they go now,
making this up as they Summon and kill....
summon and kill...summon and kill....
Mammon, Android jesus, and tribes
and tribes of delta normal Deviants
WITH standard deviation!!!
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they're there. their
basic approach to Phantasmagoria
is delta normal. there's nothing wrong
WITH standard deviation,
but real Deviants are their favorites.
their fruity flavored wooden jesus head is real;
and look there! Phantasmagoria
will not be there anymore to listen.
they're just kind of making this up as they go now,
making this up as they Summon and kill....
summon and kill...summon and kill....
Mammon, Android jesus, and tribes
and tribes of delta normal Deviants
WITH standard deviation!!!
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Friday, October 29, 2010
Happiness Tycoon [Today's News Poem, October 29, 2010]
Happiness Tycoon [Today's News Poem, October 29, 2010]
The question's not, 'who might be plotting?'
It's "why aren't you plotting?'
If an ass of a queer on the bus is enough to make you erect,
Why must you fear it? It's rubbing against you!
Ledgers aren't meant to be balanced,
They're there to embezzle.
Crime doesn't pay when you're caught, but
Behind every fortune—no! everyone happy—is theft.
"Obama spoke publicly about the incident the day after the plot was uncovered in a bid to show that he and his administration were on top of the situation. He was heavily criticized for taking three days to make his first public statement after the failed bomb attempt on an U.S. airliner last Christmas Day."
—Reuters, Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:51pm EDT
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN2923536820101029
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The question's not, 'who might be plotting?'
It's "why aren't you plotting?'
If an ass of a queer on the bus is enough to make you erect,
Why must you fear it? It's rubbing against you!
Ledgers aren't meant to be balanced,
They're there to embezzle.
Crime doesn't pay when you're caught, but
Behind every fortune—no! everyone happy—is theft.
"Obama spoke publicly about the incident the day after the plot was uncovered in a bid to show that he and his administration were on top of the situation. He was heavily criticized for taking three days to make his first public statement after the failed bomb attempt on an U.S. airliner last Christmas Day."
—Reuters, Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:51pm EDT
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN2923536820101029
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Temple For Temples [#twitterfoundpoem, October 29, 2010]
Temple For Temples [#twitterfoundpoem, October 29, 2010]
Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem
With no color, I played
between red and blue spheres.
I planted a Symphony Orchestra,
planted my temple wit
different color spheres wit animals on thm.
the harmony of SPHERES
is a gun to your head
on your way down to nowhere, really.
harmonize wit all the animals on thm SPHERES.
Planting my Church at your temple
is nowhere, really; nowhere, really down
and out of reach, for a while;
really down at your temple,
my temple: your head.
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With no color, I played
between red and blue spheres.
I planted a Symphony Orchestra,
planted my temple wit
different color spheres wit animals on thm.
the harmony of SPHERES
is a gun to your head
on your way down to nowhere, really.
harmonize wit all the animals on thm SPHERES.
Planting my Church at your temple
is nowhere, really; nowhere, really down
and out of reach, for a while;
really down at your temple,
my temple: your head.
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Temple Rites
Thursday, October 28, 2010
The Smallest Infinite Set [Today's News Poem, October 28, 2010]
The Smallest Infinite Set [Today's News Poem, October 28, 2010]
Capo, the box, has absconded with flowers,
Depleted their wavelengths; configured the towers
Of better than vision: its modes are unrivaled.
Detach your own retina; hoist it and sail:
Stupidity scars; it's the horn of the snail
Retracting—avoiding the terrible stimulus.
Everything's slanted, diagonal, trailing;
Make a selection, the future is hailing:
Enhance your reality; limit your options.
"President Obama gently sparred with Jon Stewart on "The Daily Show" in the final run-up to next week's midterm elections, after the comedian called his legislative progress "timid.""
—CNN Wire Staff, October 28, 2010 2:46 p.m. EDT
http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/10/28/obama.daily.show/index.html
http://books.google.com/books?id=l-75zLjGlZQC&pg=PA214&lpg=PA214&dq=dialectic+of+enlightenment,+genesis+of+stupidity
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Capo, the box, has absconded with flowers,
Depleted their wavelengths; configured the towers
Of better than vision: its modes are unrivaled.
Detach your own retina; hoist it and sail:
Stupidity scars; it's the horn of the snail
Retracting—avoiding the terrible stimulus.
Everything's slanted, diagonal, trailing;
Make a selection, the future is hailing:
Enhance your reality; limit your options.
"President Obama gently sparred with Jon Stewart on "The Daily Show" in the final run-up to next week's midterm elections, after the comedian called his legislative progress "timid.""
—CNN Wire Staff, October 28, 2010 2:46 p.m. EDT
http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/10/28/obama.daily.show/index.html
http://books.google.com/books?id=l-75zLjGlZQC&pg=PA214&lpg=PA214&dq=dialectic+of+enlightenment,+genesis+of+stupidity
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Stroke Off And Have the Job Done! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 28, 2010]
Stroke Off And Have the Job Done! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 28, 2010]
Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem
when life gives you a stroke,
you gotta stroke stroke stroke
and have the job done!!!
wish you could pick up
my life & stuff lying here
stroking myself & goin half crazy.
Wish u could make just one clean stroke
and have the job done!
i'm lying In jokes cuz my life is pure comedy.
lying myself & goin half stroke:
pure comedy pure comedy
just make one clean stroke
and have the job done!
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when life gives you a stroke,
you gotta stroke stroke stroke
and have the job done!!!
wish you could pick up
my life & stuff lying here
stroking myself & goin half crazy.
Wish u could make just one clean stroke
and have the job done!
i'm lying In jokes cuz my life is pure comedy.
lying myself & goin half stroke:
pure comedy pure comedy
just make one clean stroke
and have the job done!
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Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Kingdom of Horses [Today's News Poem, October 27, 2010]
Kingdom of Horses [Today's News Poem, October 27, 2010]
Prophets in robes made of sackcloth and diesel dust
Know that the jester is credible—even drunk,
Pantless and slathered with feces. So what if he
Stinks and his modesty's crawling with lice and fleas?
Flies on the wall of the office of tragedy
Watch as the faces on Market Street vanish with
Aging, or crawl in a stupor from bus stop to
Gutter, the suit gone to tatters. A briefcase of
Bottles and powders that faxes forgetting from
Files made of billable hours. That money is
Nothing compared to this kingdom of horses.
"Jon Stewart is not a newsman, but polls show he has the reach of one at the top of his profession. He's not a politician or an activist, but he's set to host a rally expected to draw tens of thousands to Washington's National Mall. And with President Obama ready to appear on his Comedy Central show Wednesday -- less than a week before the midterm elections -- Stewart is reconfirming that he's more than just an entertainer and satirist."
—Jason Hanna, CNN, October 27, 2010 -- Updated 1646 GMT (0046 HKT)
http://edition.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/10/26/jon.stewart.obama/
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Prophets in robes made of sackcloth and diesel dust
Know that the jester is credible—even drunk,
Pantless and slathered with feces. So what if he
Stinks and his modesty's crawling with lice and fleas?
Flies on the wall of the office of tragedy
Watch as the faces on Market Street vanish with
Aging, or crawl in a stupor from bus stop to
Gutter, the suit gone to tatters. A briefcase of
Bottles and powders that faxes forgetting from
Files made of billable hours. That money is
Nothing compared to this kingdom of horses.
"Jon Stewart is not a newsman, but polls show he has the reach of one at the top of his profession. He's not a politician or an activist, but he's set to host a rally expected to draw tens of thousands to Washington's National Mall. And with President Obama ready to appear on his Comedy Central show Wednesday -- less than a week before the midterm elections -- Stewart is reconfirming that he's more than just an entertainer and satirist."
—Jason Hanna, CNN, October 27, 2010 -- Updated 1646 GMT (0046 HKT)
http://edition.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/10/26/jon.stewart.obama/
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Dark And Stormy Knight [#twitterfoundpoem, October 27, 2010]
Dark And Stormy Knight [#twitterfoundpoem, October 27, 2010]
Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY Knight
Cold as the heart of darkness
in a snowman........... a blizzard of the mind.
DARK Knight storms Fall:
surprise attack!
Are we having a Batman moment?
Oh my goodness, was it ever!
the Knight raid sirens are going! here comes the storm!
DARK AND STORMY Knight
just got a heart of darkness jacket
and it made his day!!
DARK AND STORMY Knight beating the Heat
is a GREAT way to kick off the season of
DARK AND STORMY Knight!!
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IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY Knight
Cold as the heart of darkness
in a snowman........... a blizzard of the mind.
DARK Knight storms Fall:
surprise attack!
Are we having a Batman moment?
Oh my goodness, was it ever!
the Knight raid sirens are going! here comes the storm!
DARK AND STORMY Knight
just got a heart of darkness jacket
and it made his day!!
DARK AND STORMY Knight beating the Heat
is a GREAT way to kick off the season of
DARK AND STORMY Knight!!
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Tuesday, October 26, 2010
The American Fascist's Secret Oath [Today's News Poem, October 26, 2010]
The American Fascist's Secret Oath [Today's News Poem, October 26, 2010]
Fraudulent irony, registered properly,
Sounds like the scripture believers have touted.
Register discontent softly and faithlessly:
Undermine ballots in service to property.
"In 2006, conservative activists repeatedly claimed that the problem of people casting fraudulent votes was so widespread that it was corrupting the political process and possibly costing their candidates victories. The accusations turned out to be largely false, but they led to a heated debate, with voting rights groups claiming that the accusations were crippling voter registration drives and reducing turnout."
—IAN URBINA, The New York Times, Published: October 26, 2010
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/27/us/politics/27fraud.html
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Fraudulent irony, registered properly,
Sounds like the scripture believers have touted.
Register discontent softly and faithlessly:
Undermine ballots in service to property.
"In 2006, conservative activists repeatedly claimed that the problem of people casting fraudulent votes was so widespread that it was corrupting the political process and possibly costing their candidates victories. The accusations turned out to be largely false, but they led to a heated debate, with voting rights groups claiming that the accusations were crippling voter registration drives and reducing turnout."
—IAN URBINA, The New York Times, Published: October 26, 2010
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/27/us/politics/27fraud.html
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Self-Seduction [#twitterfoundpoem, October 26, 2010]
Self-Seduction [#twitterfoundpoem, October 26, 2010]
Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem
You chose Self Seduction
and married yourself;
abandoned by changes
you made in yourself.
you chose Self direction,
and abandoned your fellow;
you can't get away,
but you are not giving up!
You are stuck and can't get
away from yourself,
so accept what you are
and marry yourself!!
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You chose Self Seduction
and married yourself;
abandoned by changes
you made in yourself.
you chose Self direction,
and abandoned your fellow;
you can't get away,
but you are not giving up!
You are stuck and can't get
away from yourself,
so accept what you are
and marry yourself!!
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Maybe Cory Doctorow Will Take Some of the Stink Off Self-Publishing
I wish I liked his writing as much as I like his thoughts on writing. Then again, I've probably read the wrong compositions, because people insist I _should_ be a fan of his:
http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2010/10/25/130811846/doctorow
TL;DR? Want summary?
1) Uses Lulu.
2) Gives away most writing. Some will be fans and buy anyhow.
3) Uses social networking to promote sales, build awareness, and edit his book.
4) Accepts commissions and other assorted revenue opportunities.
Maybe people will stop thinking self-publishing is only for clowns.
Well, I might be a clown, but let me be a tragic one with a wee bit of nobility...
Not the sort that sells burgers.
On that note, buy my book!
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http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2010/10/25/130811846/doctorow
TL;DR? Want summary?
1) Uses Lulu.
2) Gives away most writing. Some will be fans and buy anyhow.
3) Uses social networking to promote sales, build awareness, and edit his book.
4) Accepts commissions and other assorted revenue opportunities.
Maybe people will stop thinking self-publishing is only for clowns.
Well, I might be a clown, but let me be a tragic one with a wee bit of nobility...
Not the sort that sells burgers.
On that note, buy my book!
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self-pwn
Monday, October 25, 2010
Scythian War Chant [Today's News Poem, October 25, 2010]
Scythian War Chant [Today's News Poem, October 25, 2010]
After tonight, when the smoke from our campfire
Alters our instinct, we'll ride on our ponies
Offering iron from bowstring to dousers
Looking for rain. We will shoot off our arrows,
Manifest fertile and effortless prairies,
Bringing the future much closer—and higher.
"A growing number of Iraqi security force members are becoming dependent on drugs or alcohol, which has led to concerns about a significant addiction problem among the country’s armed services as the insurgency remains a potent force and American troops prepare to depart at the end of next year... Those who admit to using drugs and alcohol on duty acknowledge that the substances lead to erratic behavior, but say long hours working at checkpoints, constant fear and witnessing the grisly deaths of colleagues make drugs and alcohol less a choice than a necessity... Some senior police and army officers said that because drug abusers were typically among their most fearless fighters, they were loath to take disciplinary action against them."
—TIMOTHY WILLIAMS and OMAR AL-JAWOSHY, The New York Times, Published: October 24, 2010
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/25/world/middleeast/25baghdad.html
"The news, delivered in a phone call, left Sue Bates aghast: she was losing her job of 22 years after testing positive for a legally prescribed drug... The medication that Mrs. Bates was taking for back pain — hydrocodone, a narcotic prescribed by her doctor — was among many that the company, which makes car parts, had suddenly deemed unsafe."
—KATIE ZEZIMA and ABBY GOODNOUGH, The New York Times, Published: October 24, 2010
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/25/us/25drugs.html
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After tonight, when the smoke from our campfire
Alters our instinct, we'll ride on our ponies
Offering iron from bowstring to dousers
Looking for rain. We will shoot off our arrows,
Manifest fertile and effortless prairies,
Bringing the future much closer—and higher.
"A growing number of Iraqi security force members are becoming dependent on drugs or alcohol, which has led to concerns about a significant addiction problem among the country’s armed services as the insurgency remains a potent force and American troops prepare to depart at the end of next year... Those who admit to using drugs and alcohol on duty acknowledge that the substances lead to erratic behavior, but say long hours working at checkpoints, constant fear and witnessing the grisly deaths of colleagues make drugs and alcohol less a choice than a necessity... Some senior police and army officers said that because drug abusers were typically among their most fearless fighters, they were loath to take disciplinary action against them."
—TIMOTHY WILLIAMS and OMAR AL-JAWOSHY, The New York Times, Published: October 24, 2010
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/25/world/middleeast/25baghdad.html
"The news, delivered in a phone call, left Sue Bates aghast: she was losing her job of 22 years after testing positive for a legally prescribed drug... The medication that Mrs. Bates was taking for back pain — hydrocodone, a narcotic prescribed by her doctor — was among many that the company, which makes car parts, had suddenly deemed unsafe."
—KATIE ZEZIMA and ABBY GOODNOUGH, The New York Times, Published: October 24, 2010
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/25/us/25drugs.html
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War on drugs
Notice That Android? [#twitterfoundpoem, October 25, 2010]
Notice That Android? [#twitterfoundpoem, October 25, 2010]
Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem
IMAGINE MARRYING an Android
On the Black Market...
THAT WOULD BE A MISCEGENATION!
if ure a parent, aunt, uncle, big bro. or sis,
u gotta be careful who u leave ur kids around.
ur grandkids will b cyborgs.
I get scared...
there are 6 classes you can kill with impunity
#nazis, #robots, #aliens, #ninjas cyborgs and #zombies.
notice that Androids aren't on the list?
but ur grandkids are!
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IMAGINE MARRYING an Android
On the Black Market...
THAT WOULD BE A MISCEGENATION!
if ure a parent, aunt, uncle, big bro. or sis,
u gotta be careful who u leave ur kids around.
ur grandkids will b cyborgs.
I get scared...
there are 6 classes you can kill with impunity
#nazis, #robots, #aliens, #ninjas cyborgs and #zombies.
notice that Androids aren't on the list?
but ur grandkids are!
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Sunday, October 24, 2010
Fen Trolls Haunt the Bell [Today's News Poem, October 24, 2010]
Fen Trolls Haunt the Bell [Today's News Poem, October 24, 2010]
The death tolls
of bell trolls.
Let's march to hell.
Pave it. We'll dwell
where the stone-parches
will match our fine arches.
Listen, this hellhole of stairs
and the best view of a world, which fares
like a fen,
was drained and surrounded with pen,
coated with rubble from vats
then crushed until flat:
it was rushed
and a haunting of will o' wisps brushed
off our pavement of sand
to ring the bell proudly and to strike up the band.
"The death toll from a cholera epidemic in Haiti topped 250 Sunday, and a handful of cases in the country's capital were confirmed, as government officials and aid groups prepared for what they call an inevitable spread of the disease. "
— BETSY MCKAY, The Wall Street Journal, OCTOBER 25, 2010
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303864404575572691625613642.html
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The death tolls
of bell trolls.
Let's march to hell.
Pave it. We'll dwell
where the stone-parches
will match our fine arches.
Listen, this hellhole of stairs
and the best view of a world, which fares
like a fen,
was drained and surrounded with pen,
coated with rubble from vats
then crushed until flat:
it was rushed
and a haunting of will o' wisps brushed
off our pavement of sand
to ring the bell proudly and to strike up the band.
"The death toll from a cholera epidemic in Haiti topped 250 Sunday, and a handful of cases in the country's capital were confirmed, as government officials and aid groups prepared for what they call an inevitable spread of the disease. "
— BETSY MCKAY, The Wall Street Journal, OCTOBER 25, 2010
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303864404575572691625613642.html
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Baseball VERSES Eightball [#twitterfoundpoem, October 24, 2010]
Baseball VERSES Eightball [#twitterfoundpoem, October 24, 2010]
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Eightball VERSES Baseball curses.
what can i do? i got out of the pool
and got coke ON yo table!
i came
from retirement, 70yr old
ON yo table!
Baseball curses on tv:
am i dissin' my girl?
Eightball VERSES:
am i drunk out
or drugged out of the pool
and into the Dugout?
AYE, IF U YELLIN OUT,
NOBODY FUCKS WIT YOU,
FUCKS WIT YOU, NOBODY
FUCKS WIT YOU,
AYE FUCKING WHAAACCK
FUCKING WHAAACCK
FUCKING WHAAACCK!!
AYE, NOBODY FUCKS WIT YOU,
FUCKS ON yo table.
the crabs ON yo table
got out of the pool.
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Eightball VERSES Baseball curses.
what can i do? i got out of the pool
and got coke ON yo table!
i came
from retirement, 70yr old
ON yo table!
Baseball curses on tv:
am i dissin' my girl?
Eightball VERSES:
am i drunk out
or drugged out of the pool
and into the Dugout?
AYE, IF U YELLIN OUT,
NOBODY FUCKS WIT YOU,
FUCKS WIT YOU, NOBODY
FUCKS WIT YOU,
AYE FUCKING WHAAACCK
FUCKING WHAAACCK
FUCKING WHAAACCK!!
AYE, NOBODY FUCKS WIT YOU,
FUCKS ON yo table.
the crabs ON yo table
got out of the pool.
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Saturday, October 23, 2010
Harmony of Microcosm; Macrocosm [Today's News Poem, October 23, 2010]
Harmony of Microcosm; Macrocosm [Today's News Poem, October 23, 2010]
Poison the poisoners: cure them with toxin.
Kill off the killers: negation is logic.
Reason with reasons: the truth is a context.
Validate values; for everything's worthy,
Possible, plausible, opposite, alternate.
"Britain's role in the alleged torture and unlawful killing of Iraqi civilians may be the subject of legal action following the publication of nearly 400,000 leaked military documents by the website WikiLeaks."
— Mark Townsend, Jamie Doward and Paul Harris, guardian.co.uk, Saturday 23 October 2010 19.51 BST
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/oct/23/iraq-war-logs-legal-britain
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Poison the poisoners: cure them with toxin.
Kill off the killers: negation is logic.
Reason with reasons: the truth is a context.
Validate values; for everything's worthy,
Possible, plausible, opposite, alternate.
"Britain's role in the alleged torture and unlawful killing of Iraqi civilians may be the subject of legal action following the publication of nearly 400,000 leaked military documents by the website WikiLeaks."
— Mark Townsend, Jamie Doward and Paul Harris, guardian.co.uk, Saturday 23 October 2010 19.51 BST
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/oct/23/iraq-war-logs-legal-britain
http://wikileaks.org
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THEY ARE STANDING HERE!!!!!! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 23, 2010]
THEY ARE STANDING HERE!!!!!! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 23, 2010]
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Can't turn on the TV without being bombarded with Demonic shit!!!!!
Demons are REAL. they are Standing here.
maybe someone already said that.
and maybe they will invade my thoughts.
they are Standing here
and ready to attack and Have me (personally) defenestrate me!!!!!
I turn Off the TV
and they are still Standing here!!!!!
Demonic Toys or New Years Evil
getting ready to do battle,
defenestrate someone out of the window:
isn't that redundant ?
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Can't turn on the TV without being bombarded with Demonic shit!!!!!
Demons are REAL. they are Standing here.
maybe someone already said that.
and maybe they will invade my thoughts.
they are Standing here
and ready to attack and Have me (personally) defenestrate me!!!!!
I turn Off the TV
and they are still Standing here!!!!!
Demonic Toys or New Years Evil
getting ready to do battle,
defenestrate someone out of the window:
isn't that redundant ?
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Friday, October 22, 2010
Jesse Noe Mendez is Probably a Pedophile [Bonus Poem, Re: CombatWords Spammer, Oct 22, 2010]
Jesse Noe Mendez is Probably a Pedophile [Bonus Poem, Re: CombatWords Spammer, Oct 22, 2010]
Alexa shows he has no rank:
It's wrong, his page is ripe with skank;
But Jess prefers a whiff of fart
And rolls in turds he calls his art.
His many fans are spammers too;
They're circle jerks: a smegma crew.
http://highartat1968.blogspot.com
http://theartofjesseiiflowers.blogspot.com
http://theartofjesse.blogspot.com
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Alexa shows he has no rank:
It's wrong, his page is ripe with skank;
But Jess prefers a whiff of fart
And rolls in turds he calls his art.
His many fans are spammers too;
They're circle jerks: a smegma crew.
http://highartat1968.blogspot.com
http://theartofjesseiiflowers.blogspot.com
http://theartofjesse.blogspot.com
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Trolling is SERIOUS BIZNESS
Pre-Birthday Appeal to the Muses [Today's News Poem, October 22, 2010]
Pre-Birthday Appeal to the Muses [Today's News Poem, October 22, 2010]
Let death be a metaphor, not repercussion:
My oath was too hasty. A future to steal,
Yet still made the offer to cut off my life
In biblical half, as a sixteenth year kid.
Reneging is futile besides, so discussions
To swear—not like Jephthah—a different deal
That's kinder, is fair I think. Also my strife
With self must amuse you. I know you forbid
The breaking of promises, still you acknowledge
I'm faithless for God, but have faith in the Muses,
Ontology, possible worlds and if value
To you is idea then I've certainly served you
And meant what I said when I promised to serve you
And mean it 'till death—whatever you choose is correct.
"For his girlfriend Kate Winslet‘s 35th birthday last month, he paid the Belstaff store in London a visit and came away with the perfect gift—one of their classic leather jackets. "
—People Magazine, October 12, 2010
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Let death be a metaphor, not repercussion:
My oath was too hasty. A future to steal,
Yet still made the offer to cut off my life
In biblical half, as a sixteenth year kid.
Reneging is futile besides, so discussions
To swear—not like Jephthah—a different deal
That's kinder, is fair I think. Also my strife
With self must amuse you. I know you forbid
The breaking of promises, still you acknowledge
I'm faithless for God, but have faith in the Muses,
Ontology, possible worlds and if value
To you is idea then I've certainly served you
And meant what I said when I promised to serve you
And mean it 'till death—whatever you choose is correct.
"For his girlfriend Kate Winslet‘s 35th birthday last month, he paid the Belstaff store in London a visit and came away with the perfect gift—one of their classic leather jackets. "
—People Magazine, October 12, 2010
http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2010/10/12/the-scoop-on-kate-winslets-birthday-gift-from-her-new-boyfriend/?xid=rss-topheadlines
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You'll Get Your News Poem Soon, But 1st...
Toylit is 9 months old Today. 270 days, 270 News Poems, with probably another 30 Bonus Poems and 150 #twitterfoundpoems, for something like 450 poems this year. If Toylit is a tool in your news-digestion arsenal, please support it. Yes, this is the NPR pitch--sorry about that--but you know it's true. You only need to examine the advertisers 'in good faith' and that'll help me out without costing you anything. If you want to take it a step further, you can shell out the $20 for a copy of Toylit. It's cool if you don't want to do either, I'm glad you're reading.
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The Gun is Good! The Penis is Evil! CombatWords for October 22, 2010
"The safety of life is this, to examine everything all through, what it is itself, what is its material, what the formal part; with all thy soul do justice and to say the truth. What remains except to enjoy life by joining one good thing to another so as not to leave even the smallest intervals between."
Your rebuttal Zardoz?
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Vagblockcockblockpompompoms [#twitterfoundpoem, October 22, 2010]
Vagblockcockblockpompompoms [#twitterfoundpoem, October 22, 2010]
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IT'S INTERNATIONAL cockblock day!!
CELEBRATE that bullshit all day!!
Im bored with night life
So I might as well cockblock all day
AND all life. every other year i LIVED
AND every other night i died.
i hear they replaced life with pom-poms
AND heels of course. but yeah lemme know...
life IS SUCH A vagblockcockblockpompompoms
but death is even worse!!
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IT'S INTERNATIONAL cockblock day!!
CELEBRATE that bullshit all day!!
Im bored with night life
So I might as well cockblock all day
AND all life. every other year i LIVED
AND every other night i died.
i hear they replaced life with pom-poms
AND heels of course. but yeah lemme know...
life IS SUCH A vagblockcockblockpompompoms
but death is even worse!!
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Thursday, October 21, 2010
Red is Not Red Anymore [Today's News Poem, October 21, 2010]
Red is Not Red Anymore [Today's News Poem, October 21, 2010]
You said you could live in my mind;
A house I would share with you—both
Our properties joined with a door:
Unlocked, then unhinged and removed.
I walk to my office and sit:
My swiveling chair and my files
Surround me. The cabinet drawer
Is dented—my knuckles have scars.
I open it—look, there's the snap
You took in Sedona, the curls
In stones that predated the ape.
The redness like bricks in that pic:
Your house in Virginia—I loved
That first home because it was yours.
And after that things got much worse
For you and for us—though I loved
The sanity felt with you—still
There—even though cliffs are a plunge,
No longer a sentinel-call
To make this thing love—to define
It carnally after the minds
Have joined and not prior. It meant—
I don't know what it meant for you—
It's the only memory that mattered to me.
"When Anita Hill accused Clarence Thomas of sexual harassment during his explosive 1991 Supreme Court confirmation hearing, Thomas vehemently denied the allegations and his handlers cited his steady relationship with another woman in an effort to deflect Hill's allegations.
Lillian McEwen was that woman. "
—Michael A. Fletcher, Washington Post Staff Writer, Friday, October 22, 2010
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You said you could live in my mind;
A house I would share with you—both
Our properties joined with a door:
Unlocked, then unhinged and removed.
I walk to my office and sit:
My swiveling chair and my files
Surround me. The cabinet drawer
Is dented—my knuckles have scars.
I open it—look, there's the snap
You took in Sedona, the curls
In stones that predated the ape.
The redness like bricks in that pic:
Your house in Virginia—I loved
That first home because it was yours.
And after that things got much worse
For you and for us—though I loved
The sanity felt with you—still
There—even though cliffs are a plunge,
No longer a sentinel-call
To make this thing love—to define
It carnally after the minds
Have joined and not prior. It meant—
I don't know what it meant for you—
It's the only memory that mattered to me.
"When Anita Hill accused Clarence Thomas of sexual harassment during his explosive 1991 Supreme Court confirmation hearing, Thomas vehemently denied the allegations and his handlers cited his steady relationship with another woman in an effort to deflect Hill's allegations.
Lillian McEwen was that woman. "
—Michael A. Fletcher, Washington Post Staff Writer, Friday, October 22, 2010
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/10/21/AR2010102106645.html
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Hey Followers! Raid on the Mayans! RT This! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 21, 2010]
Hey Followers! Raid on the Mayans! RT This! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 21, 2010]
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hey!! followers!!
Watch out!! the mayans are out tonight
with blow dart GUNS!
We cannot be saved until
we have risen above all our enemies,
frenemies, Ma vision du couple and...
hey!! followers!!
Find friends and allies - and...know thine enemy.
The more you prep for opposition, the quicker you'll push thru.
ALL I GOTTA DO IS LIE
and i'll have all these followers, friends, allies and
henchmen. I rolled an 18 on my charisma,
rolled an 18 on my gun snipe,
and My henchmen conquistadors rolled a natural 20
for their genocide check...
now the mayans are Best frenemies with benefits,
real estate and all the rest for the sake of my benefit
for the sake of my love
and for the sake of my benefit!!
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hey!! followers!!
Watch out!! the mayans are out tonight
with blow dart GUNS!
We cannot be saved until
we have risen above all our enemies,
frenemies, Ma vision du couple and...
hey!! followers!!
Find friends and allies - and...know thine enemy.
The more you prep for opposition, the quicker you'll push thru.
ALL I GOTTA DO IS LIE
and i'll have all these followers, friends, allies and
henchmen. I rolled an 18 on my charisma,
rolled an 18 on my gun snipe,
and My henchmen conquistadors rolled a natural 20
for their genocide check...
now the mayans are Best frenemies with benefits,
real estate and all the rest for the sake of my benefit
for the sake of my love
and for the sake of my benefit!!
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