Manifesto of a Militant Vegan Bio-Engineer [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), April 17, 2010]

Manifesto of a Militant Vegan Bio-Engineer [Today's News Poem, April 17, 2010]
“Pet activists from Austin to Corpus Christi and Victoria launched recently an emotion-charged campaign. They bombarded local politicians, animal shelter leaders, the newspaper and others with calls to ban the gassing of unwanted pets.”
– GABE SEMENZA, Victoria Advocate, April 17, 2010 at 2:15 p.m.
http://www.victoriaadvocate.com/news/2010/apr/17/gs_pet_campaign_041810_92438/?news&local-news
“Hundreds of dead animals have been found at a home in Marion County and another 400 live animals have been rescued”
– Victoria Benchimol, ABC Action News 1:32 pm April 17, 2010
http://www.abcactionnews.com/content/news/local/story/Hundreds-of-dead-animals-found-in-Marion-County/DKGb4SyxzE2NU7xzNszIug.cspx

http://missionlocal.org/2010/04/elvira-the-city-chicken

Perpetual, the holocaust consumes
The lives of zebrafish, of cats in labs!
The monster made of claw and teeth assumes
That tender tendons, hair and muscle-slabs
Enjoy the murder. Meat is murderous:
The eating—true—but flesh will kill in kind.
Since eating's cycle's just too barbarous—
Because we love all life, we'll have to find
A way to replicate the paragons
Of living with sustainability:
The trees and other plants that drink the dawn
And photosynthesize with no hostility.
To always mate (like trees): what joy we'd bring!
To worship fire, first burn-up everything.



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Wish me happy bad luck from now on [Twitter Found Poem, April 17, 2010]

Wish me happy bad luck from now on [Twitter Found Poem, April 17, 2010]
Twitter Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem
4shad0w YourAncestor Jealous1zEnV cartiertone Daisylovesjoej @EmilyOsment @DugyFresh @DJPaulyD @djknucklehead @deleasakathleen Army_Regime @EricDeanSeaton i_luv_ya_JB Jayygasm BenHusch sammatterface Artistikk ZodiacFacts DraconianMogwai EnglishBob84 kifrubards turnaround4life Wykrzyknik FreakyFact a2ztechnews simplynatasha

lies and deceptions
will be exposed in
the name
Of all that's
Justin Bieber

Tammy Etheridge's artificial penis broke off
inside Melissa during sex ?
lying inside of her after sex ?

stop the hate...
#Scorpios can easily differentiate between false emotions and true ones.
A #Virgo male loves criticizing people for their faults but he is blind to his own faults.
The Zodiac Killer was never caught.

in the name
Of all that's
Justin Bieber
i command
The Zodiac Killer
to put us in recovery
mode without the use of
Hot Celebrity News .
bad luck starts from now on
The Zodiac Killer was never caught.

I pray to false prophets, that lies and deceptions
will be exposed in Justin Bieber name.
& Wish me happy bad luck from now on



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Stay Tuned [Today's News Sonnet, April 16, 2010]

Stay Tuned [Today's News Sonnet, April 16, 2010]
“Former President Bill Clinton warned of a slippery slope from angry anti-government rhetoric to violence like the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing, saying "the words we use really do matter."”
– The Associated Press. (AP) – 2 hours ago 5:28pm, PST
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iTuEGhEGZTWdpcLoQeprQNF72AigD9F4DBB00
“There Atambayev dropped a bombshell, revealing the provisional government was preparing to launch a "special operation" to grab the deposed but still defiant President, Kurmanbek Bakiyev. ”
– Steve Herman, Voice of America 16 April 2010
http://www1.voanews.com/english/news/europe/Inside-the-Revolution-A-VOA-Dairy-from--91085179.html
“"People are here because they feel their freedoms have been infringed upon," Miller said. "The tea party is a venue to let our politicians know the people will exercise their right to free speech, our right to peaceful assembly. We believe in the Founding Fathers and the principles they wrote into the Constitution."”
– Michelle Dupler, Tri-City Herald, Friday, Apr. 16, 2010
http://www.tri-cityherald.com/2010/04/16/978390/tri-city-tea-partiers-seek-revolution.html
“The 18 percent of Americans who identify themselves as Tea Party supporters tend to be Republican, white, male, married and older than 45.”
– Kate Zernike & Megan Thee-Brenan, The New York Times, April 14, 2010
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/15/us/politics/15poll.html?src=me&ref=homepage

The New York Times reports another mob
From terror groups the government has banned,
Attacked police and rescuers to rob
The damaged buildings. Riot-bots were fanned
Throughout the city late last night—stay in
And wait for further news... but first a tale
That's great for kids. “The traitor was his kin.
He served his country. Now his book's on sale.”
Stay tuned for what to do when terror strikes
At school. 'Reports at Two' might save your life.
The Internet's to blame for terror spikes:
A doctor-preacher calls it 'Freedom-Strife.'
His show at nine explains how prayer can clash
And win against a mob or nuclear flash.



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Tragic Emperor [Twitter Found Poem, April 16 2010]

Tragic Emperor [Twitter Found Poem, April 16 2010]

DFDavid21 chapelhillcomic essicaforeverr AXECOP @Grymm : @JhonenV Liz0707 charnellieB glennhilton @acquia _canary tadirajesh vlandra jonmfreeman RT @ShitMyDarthSays DebsTheThugette #ff @WandaRoshall DeathAtAFuneral supamanluva4u Petite_sweet_KRPetite_sweet_KR RT @_ohbabby DIMPPLEZ91 taliawrites hannah98712 jessie_icy @dazzlingemz ceebee308 Chi_NateDizzle teholatanek mcsheldon iamBoudain bibir2 Jmuls supern0v4kein lucifer111 RachelCraves #whenyoursingle #theresnothinglike

#theresnothinglike LOOKING AT a mirror
and seeing Travis Bickle OR Charles Manson

Stuck at your desk?
EITHER U HAVE A PROBLEM OR THEY HAVE A PROBLEM.
crackhead rummaging thru my garage at 9am
"Are you talkin' to me
, the Emperor.?"
Shut up dog! Shut up dog!
BROKEN teeth #INYOFACE!
#theresnothinglike a glass of molten volcano LAVA
#INYOFACE!
Have fun at your funeral

Graphic Heroes, Magic Monsters, Vigilante:
a satisfaction guaranteed murder mystery!!
UR GOING ON ROAD
looked at a mirror
once its BROKEN you can't never fix #thetruth

you can Kick-Ass .
but never be a good man
power trips are for The Losers,
n Kick-Ass Comics!



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18th Level Cyborg Wizards in 2030 [News Poem April 15, 2010]

18th Level Cyborg Wizards in 2030 [News Poem April 15, 2010]
“Alexander agreed that an attack against America's privately operated power grid, launched from another country but routed through the computers of unsuspecting U.S. citizens, poses difficult questions that the Pentagon and other agencies are trying to answer. ”
–LOLITA C. BALDOR (AP) – 9 hours ago as of 5:33pm PST
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5h02Prpewchnn1skzjV7ISlVz-H3gD9F3J0B80

“A Saudi man asked if he could make magical talisman for his sister who had marital problems. Sibat, in the kingdom on a pilgrimage, said he'd be happy to help... As soon as he hung up, religious police stormed into his room and arrested him for witchcraft. Now Sibat is on death row, sentenced to be beheaded.”
–SCHEHEREZADE FARAMARZI (AP) – 6 days ago, April 15, 2010
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hQ_jb3NeJqD5cjGvkNxW5Jlje9AwD9EVD3I03

“The deadliest refinery accident since 2005 was described Monday as “more of a fireball than an explosion””
–VICKI VAUGHAN San Antonio Express-News April 5, 2010, 10:39PM
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/business/6945528.html

Texas City? Simply rookie stuff.
Blew my fucking fingers off—the blast
Spared the middle two. It made me tough.
Certainly important, yet I'm cast—
Featured—yes, for greater deeds I'd say.
Hippies turned to Weathermen before
Selling out to servitude to pay
Conscience off: a poodle can't restore
Its dignity, from ignominity.

The malcontents of prior years—
The madmen, cast to bitter street
Where urban teeth with concrete gears
Would starve and freeze and elsewise eat
The mad—they call us 'master' now.
It's they who beg we spare their minds,
Though once we plead for drugs or chow.
When Lil, or Fred escape, they find
The secrets most of you protect:
My nightmares drain your intellect.

I killed a man for hitting me; this happened long ago—
The hitting, not the killing—he became a football pro.
Before the microchips and internet enhanced my brain
The doctors said “no empathy.” They said I was insane.
This jock? He beat me down in front of class, in college days.
My rage became a pleasure, faked my way through life with praise.
The numbskulls locked me up before I had a chance to strike.
I ran away, I bought my chips and now it's what I like:
I crashed his car then cleared the trace—an accident they said.
I drop the cranes, I kill the lights—and you? Already dead.




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Welcome to the Rest of Your Life [Twitter Found Poem April 15, 2010]

Welcome to the Rest of Your Life [Twitter Found Poem April 15, 2010]

Re: tapyram Johnny_Monster Shemarking kirstygallacher rudebuoy82 lebomski BreakingNews fuzzytypewriter gr8greenjobs gr8greenjobs b_ez08 LilCassieMayne markmorford greendreamin ChemicalJobcast jamiemcfly itsAdrianaYahhh EarthNL mtilney emergencyrain BBPR ForexFundament gilbertbuckjr algore

#WelcometoNigeria where a guy is fighting
in d car and a hawker comes and says "buy your knives"

welcome to your #job
Maintenance Manager - Chemical Plant
a World leader in the manufacture
of mixed color barrier
rancid plastic garbage patch.

welcome Home
The Ocean Has Fish Shit in It.
a lot of fish sperm just floatin around...
Atlantic ocean rancid plastic garbage patch
to complement the Pacific. It's called recycling.
welcome Home
where Leaders come from '70s Tomorrows World.
where looting the Planetary treasury is errr young thugz (agbero) dream
where ICELAND VOLCANO DUST
manmade climate change & '70s Tomorrows World today
is errr young thugz (agbero) dream

welcome to your #job
Get-Rich-Quick with mixed color
massive, rancid Planetary plastic garbage





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Advancing Safely [Today's News Poem April 14, 2010]

Advancing Safely [Today's News Poem April 14, 2010]
“The Partnership for Advancing Road Safety (PARS) has vowed to make roads safer by promoting traffic safety initiatives - including use of automated road safety cameras - that prevent injuries and decrease fatalities caused by red light runners, speeders and distracted drivers.”
–The Auto Channel, April 12, 2010
http://www.theautochannel.com/news/2010/04/12/472776.html

Depravity's witness selects the dog father
To start with. Through windows, observe how he scuttles
On sidewalk, as bus trundles toward him and burrows
Through canyons of steel and the wood stakes that line them.
The glass panes reflect light on canine and master;
His shadow reveals an agenda of selfness
That's birthproof, not deathproof—yet gliding. He's gliding
To somewhere ecstatic—a dervish with ipod—
To somewhere delicious: he steps off the sidewalk
With hound and while singing—the bus veers around him
And tips all the passengers sideways and skullwards
Through spaces, through distance beyond comprehension—
And blended together we shatter our fellows,
While dervishes scatter—then mind their own business.



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God's LAST DAY ON A JOB God Hates [Twitter Found Poem April 14, 2010]

God's LAST DAY ON A JOB God Hates [Twitter Found Poem April 14, 2010]

CGNEY MrFantastic365 CXC_Generation alexandra_art nofatnoflab STARANDDRAMA shanecomedy slimthugga Sarah_ARC RevPriest Cannics netgrrl StringofMoments MoLo_ Boogbrim ThaLogicalStorm MrBrock718 BIEBERisGORGEOS iTweetTruth daniels0 evlbendy GhettoChurch Juniorinc

God's LAST DAY ON A JOB God hates.
God hates all the same people you do.
God Hates Your Outfit.
God Hates THE TRUTH.

#Theresnothinglike God's :L :L :L Love
for leprechauns & FAKE FRIENDS &
Agents of Ahriman.

I am excited to see God work.
This nigga work in a restaurant
wasting time for no pay?
Well guess what,

God :L :L :L loves CURSING EVERYBODY OUT
& making money!
Escape this cycle of fat loss and fitness confusion now.
stop eating fried food
& nasty Chinese .
God :L :L :L loves profit.

What's the absolute best thing on the menu?
THE TRUTH ?
making money ?
get rid of the dead weight:
a new evolutionary niche: food animal.
Food animals are very successful!
& Ancient Ones have surprising appetites.
They eat about twice as much as I do.




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No Rosetta Stone in Rappaccini's Garden [News Poem, April 13 2010]

No Rosetta Stone in Rappaccini's Garden [News Poem, April 13 2010]
“At least nine weeds have become resistant to the herbicide used with genetically engineered crops and two insect species have developed resistance to plants genetically engineered to produce their own pesticides...”
-Elizabeth Weise, USA Today, Updated 4h 54m ago as of 10:16pm PST
http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/2010-04-14-gmcrops14_ST_N.htm

The Saliva Tree by Brian Aldiss
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nebula_Award_for_Best_Novella

I've heard that fish in hell can breathe the ocean flow;
That schools of perch can't even take to sky. I know—
It's just a fable told as night's periphery
Encroaches near the campfire's bright epiphany.

The goats that navigate the starry sky at night
In packs that graze the floating brush and bleat delight
Inspired this trip to verify the old man's sooth.
It's why I took you here inside this ancient booth.

The corridors are mercilessly stone and steel
And built by demons lacking nature's love-appeal.
They worshiped here inside this awful sanctum-nook:
If hell exists it lives inside this picture book.



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Finally! Some uninterrupted free time. Working on news poem now: ETA 1hr.

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God's Anus-Punch Knock-Out Blow [Twitter Found Poem, April 13, 2010]

God's Anus-Punch Knock-Out Blow [Twitter Found Poem, April 13, 2010]
dwayneburgess TajLuxuryLife One_Eyed_Man djscore MzBellaBarbie bigbeezay shayes06 ace_boogie85 laurabezants DanteHilidiago Nick_Nolte the_LA_goon njchester AdrianneAndang vichargis DanielaSmileee windycitizen testforstd sanjukta121185 achievereffect barbie_t @arashba empolaroid ryanmcg13 BlackPearlSwag stupidwi HeyItsPav PR_Princess_Wyn sereenax joshyboyyy mmmeghan DewittDaily ConradZimmerman TheDarkGlove KatyW

war is just as good as
sex with a buffalo on PCP.
Way better'n a sober buffalo
Eugenics, Selective Breeding,
Rape, whatever you want to call it....
sex with a buffalo
enslaved your mother.

to strive to free people who want to b bound is plain stupidity....
BASED ON GIRL ON GIRL INTERACTIONS
I can safely say
The only monster here:
a beautiful lie.

I can safely say
I'm (re)building myself With stupidity.
the gods themselves contend in vain
with Sex BASED ON GIRL ON GIRL INTERACTIONS

Is gonorrhea completely curable??
idk Is stupidity completely curable??
just keep sitting with Your head so far up ur ass.
Have Sex BASED ON GIRL ON GIRL INTERACTIONS
with A PICTURE OF MY COCK ON YOUR COMPUTER

I hate music hipsters
virtues vices Herpes and swine flu.
Lead the nation in gonorrhea, No ...
chlamydia
No …
my head is gonna explode
No …
you should explode
Like the challenger

ready to die of radiation poisoning
for Your GIRL ON GIRL INTERACTIONS??
GOD want to Anus Punch your Mom
with MY COCK

die of radiation poisoning
GOD IS GOOD! RT This if u believe in him!!!



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Conspiracy Thralls [News Poem April 12, 2010]

Conspiracy Thralls [News Poem April 12, 2010]
“"Beck's irresponsible comparisons of progressive leaders to Stalin, Mao and Nazi Germany cannot be dismissed as merely silly or stupid," wrote SEIU Director of Strategic Affairs Michelle Ringuette in an e-mail to the union's supporters. "This kind of rhetoric can instigate unbalanced individuals into committing rash and violent acts. And if Fox News wants to continue giving him a platform to spread hate, they should not profit from it."”
– Teddy Davis, ABC News, April 12, 2010
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/glenn-beck-liberals-counter-fox-news-anchors-effect/story?id=10322168
“In an interview with CBS News the President was asked about some of the heated rhetoric aimed his way and he wasn't shy about calling out the offenders. Responding to charges on talk radio that he is a socialist, or worse a Nazi, the President went directly to the source.”
– Joe Tacopino, New York Daily News, April 3rd 2010, 12:48 PM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2010/04/02/2010-04-02_obama_hits_back_at_glenn_beck_and_rush_limbaugh_during_interview.html

Cigars for all—and gin as well.
It's not as if the cancer swells
Within the men who own the cure—
And being men, our rank is sure.
And all us gentlemen agree
Deception's truth—a few degrees
Of forceful lies by willing shills—
By radio hosts hooked on pills,
Deluded fucks and other simps—
Provoke the cause we sought to pimp.
The outrage pawns like Rush inspire—
Who needs to lie? We're boys at choir.
The truth is there for all to see
And yet each lie's 'calamity.'
So let them rage. Outrageous freaks
Will deafen ears when truth cares speak.
It takes a man to take the world;
It takes the semen that we've hurled—
While others work-off what we've played
And rear our young, though we have preyed
Upon their hopes. They duel themselves
While we drink cognac off the shelves
Our lackeys stocked. If work gets done
Then let them war. For ballot, gun,
And parties work for us: the men
Who sign their paychecks with our pens.



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A Found Twitter Mad Libs Photo Essay [Parlor game: add your own quips in comments]

A Found Twitter Mad Libs Photo Essay [Parlor game: add your own quips in comments]

 Blah blah blah.

Bob Lablaw.

Blah blah blah.

Bob Lablaw.

Etc.

Jeff Chon is actually a good poet. The picture sez it all: read his writing here: http://jeffchon.blogspot.com



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Rutherford Toady is a talented fucker: new sketches on The Carrion Call

http://carrioncall.blogspot.com

But don't be too jealous. That much talent drives a man insane.



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Spit Roast the Right Sacrificial King and QUEEN [Twitter Found Poem April 12, 2010]

Spit Roast the Right Sacrificial King and QUEEN [Twitter Found Poem April 12, 2010]

Re: TheDrude charyl maxwas kaThkaThCSBD RodneyRikai yukolive HypeBeast101 JeorgIAm CallMeLo EPITOME22 Nawarah89 Pecor DGRNX bigfatphoenix x3MrsBieber dinaislegit PrettyWings94 Kimmehkins SeIGomezBabe alfredquinn bingofuel GiLLTeRaTi SelenaGomezCrew justinbieber therealdarkboi kelliyo StopBieberHack Tzion uvtrick xcompr Anjosie hannahrochelle

Woke up dreaming of city filling up with undead
your best solution is to set Justin Bieber on fire.
His only goal in life is to swallow enough cum
so that he can impregnate women
by sharting up their pussholes

OMG OMG OMG
I fear and have continuous nightmares about #selenagomez
I'm gonna give her a lobotomy! Lol.
Every time she talks I get stupider.
the energy drained from brains of really slow ppl
fills heir bank account !!!

blame Quetzalcoatl, Zeus and Spiderman.
fucking skanks get stupider and stupider these days.
the gift that keeps on giving?
spit roast the right sacrificial King and QUEEN
& i believe that God will forgive &
give us a chance to make things right.
we should start saving the MotherEarth from further harm.
Eat celebrities



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Fright or Flight [News Poem, April 11, 2010]

Fright or Flight [News Poem, April 11, 2010]
“Lech Kaczynski... was a firm backer of U.S.-led attempts to expand the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, which he saw as a bulwark against Russia's attempts to reassert influence in the region. He sought to strengthen Poland's position against Russia and Germany, its powerful historical foes to east and west”
–Marc Champion and James Marson, Wall Street Journal, APRIL 11, 2010, 12:18 P.M. ET
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304168004575177943816071322.html?mod=WSJ_latestheadlines
“Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovich has scrapped a state body set up to oversee the country's eventual accession to NATO"
--Reuters,April 6, 2010 6:09 a.m. ET
http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2010/04/06/world/international-uk-ukraine-nato.html
“Back in 2005, the last time angry crowds toppled the government of Kyrgyzstan, the United States found itself in an awkward position: among the rallying cries was an allegation that the ruling family had benefited handsomely from Pentagon contracts. Now, substantially the same thing appears to be happening again.”
-Andrew E. Kramer, The New York Times, Published: April 11, 2010
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/12/world/asia/12manas.html
“About 1,300 U.S. troops have been stuck at the Manas airfield in Kyrgyzstan because of the civil unrest there. ”
--Barbara Starr, CNN, April 10, 2010 5:04 p.m. EDT
http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/04/10/kyrgyzstan.us.troops/
“Construction has commenced on the 1,224 km Nord Stream Natural Gas pipeline, which will link Russian natural gas reserves to Europe. “Our pipeline will provide a direct link from here to Germany’s Baltic coast and from there on to gas consumers right across Europe,” said Nord Stream Managing Director Matthias Warnig.”
--Pipelines International, Mon, 12 April 2010
http://pipelinesinternational.com/news/nord_stream_construction_commences/040074/

Conviction's sight will often fix
Ahead, behind, but rarely fore.
The animal inside us tricks
And thwarts our guile. We thus ignore
The panicked pump inside our brain
That throttles intellect asleep.
Before we step onto a train
Or through a crowd, it's smothered deep
Within a narrative of calm—
That we may carry-on with life.
Routines and plans are both the balms
For fight or flight. The world is rife
With airplane trips that sometimes crash
And brazen bones that burned to ash.



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Dying Inside [Twitter Found Poem April 11, 2010]

Dying Inside [Twitter Found Poem April 11, 2010]

PSchammy tomjeltsch wilw ChelleB1217 hellolittlelove Msz_Dallas Daboyis2fly WeAllSupportJB NancyDenofio ARTweestic LBrown0824 outofshell apemanb elasticfate DEVORA_XL martinfernandes TrapMisses202 AmberCanFlyy areofilm dahuntsr

Ima Hustla...I Can Sell Salt To A Slug.
It's the perfect weather for curling up
and dying haha

A CHILD BURIED TODAY
can save a dollar tomorrow
or 1 million years from now!

Off to work! Gotta make that money!
The Lord will perFECT that which concerns me

i'm hoarding... eleventybillion dollar
a day for the rest of my life
We are all interested in the future
Shamanic studies & doing nothing

i'm Buried Alive
I'm not the lucky kinda that get weekends off!
running hot, whirring away
Hope its faster then yesterday!
ONE TIME can never get old,
I'm definitely dying inside right now.
Silly Twitter
Sailing to Byzantium is for chumps.





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The Fifty Percent Rule [Today's News Poem, April 10, 2010]

The Fifty Percent Rule [Today's News Poem, April 10, 2010]

"An aging Russian airliner carrying Polish President Lech Kaczynski and members of his country's military, political and church elites crashed in thick fog Saturday as it took them to a ceremony marking the 70th anniversary of the slaughter of thousands of Polish military officers by Soviet secret police."
--VICTORIA BURAVCHENKO and MONIKA SCISLOWSKA , Apr 10, 3:49 PM EDT
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/EU_RUSSIA_PLANE_CRASH?SITE=KVUE&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

If half of human works is made of will
The other half is made of nature—fate.
If Machiavelli's laughter sounds too shrill,
Remember--Mani's words will not abate
The sting of plans that fail and fall apart
Nor tell where goodness ends and evil starts.



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Beyond Comprehension of Ordinary Men [Twitter Found Poem, April 10, 2010]

Beyond Comprehension of Ordinary Men [Twitter Found Poem, April 10, 2010]

Re: Webimpulse The12Apostles joskidiesel adamndut johnnyA99 akatetime pooper333 Ivan_Kwan lovey_cakes OrneryDictator Shoq dandelionfuzz papalockett davidbmetcalfe papalockett cmoney8311 ThaDaywalka mrdlindsey mslperry ashbash513

Bieber set his face on fire today
I won't be surprised if he strips that skin and cries
“Spread global warming
I am Dragons”

I won't be surprised
if you let fear take over your dreams
and you wake up sober.

We are all hungry
Pol Pot was a history teacher
Hitler was a vegetarian painter
but no one wants to go get anything cuz we are all lazy

I am so into Temptation treats.
I can eat those crying babies next to me...
Really...35 children are enough.

Who cares about those children?
I think it's more important that I'm able to eat.
I cares about games
the Mating of Dragons
Pol Pot Hitler Abortion global warming
food and sex

let fear take over your dreams
Spread global warming
think about food and sex
If you not suckin n fuckin den bye!!!!





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Choose Misanthropy [Found Poem on Twitter, April 9, 2010]

Choose Misanthropy, [Found Poem on Twitter, April 9, 2010]

Re: HBarryZimmerman ranyamanivannan huffingtonpost BarkingUnicorn husky13836 Dionysuz Wood_Thrush mupone Juanburgandy mupone jaybritt raiiney

they say happiness is the best revenge.
But since Chris Rock talks health care reform
But since you can't get laid
in a ballpark toilet stall on Opening Day
( There is no experience more sublime than cupping
another man's nutsack in one's own trembling hands)
and catch a virtual std
But since I am a miserable wench

Choose silence
Choose success and world domination.
I haven't drunk or got laid all week.
Tomorrow night after the meet im wilding the fuck out.
LET PEOPLE DIE



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Demob? Crazy! [Today's News Poem, April 9, 2010]

Demob? Crazy! [Today's News Poem, April 9, 2010]
“The acting head of the government, Roza Otunbayeva, said at a news conference that the president, Kurmanbek S. Bakiyev, had been offered safe passage into exile if he agreed to step down... Mr. Bakiyev, who fled to the south of the country on Wednesday, has refused to give up power and has made vague threats about trying to re-establish his authority... As many as 75 people were killed and more than 400 were wounded when riot police officers opened fire on antigovernment demonstrators here on Wednesday, provoking a violent backlash that left many of those same police officers bloodied and running for their lives. Protesters burned and looted government buildings and businesses, and President Bakiyev was forced to flee.”
-Michael Schwartz, The New York Times, April 9, 2010
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/10/world/europe/10kyrgyz.html?src=mv

If titles are irrelevant
Why bother saying 'Presidents?'
Must blind men fondle elephants
To hear the charge and resonance
Of feet that bear the mass of fate?
And why would they waste time with chat?
Enumerate the style and gait
Of that which seeks to crush them flat?
The early humans nearly died
Before they took to spear and axe—
Before they learned to hunt in prides,
They fled from beasts and wild attacks.
When prey evolves from tribe to mob
Then riot gear cannot defeat
What's otherwise dismissed by snobs.
The rioters must eat elites.



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Explosive Monochrome [News Poem, April 8, 2010]

Explosive Monochrome [News Poem, April 8, 2010]
“We had a guy shooting... and now he's behind the building.”
“Uh, negative, he was, uh, right in front of the brad. Uh, 'bout there... one o'clock. Haven't seen anything since then.”
“Just fuck it. Once you get on 'em just open 'em up.” [4:34 LISTEN, transcription's wrong]
“I see your element, uh, got about four Humvees, uh, out along this uh—”
“You're clear.”
“All right. Firing.”
“Let me know when you get them.”
“Let's shoot.”
“Light 'em all up.”
“Come on. Fire!”
4:22-4:51
“Well it's their fault for bringing their kids to a battle.”
“That's right.”
15:29-15:33

http://www.collateralmurder.com/
http://wikileaks.org

With monochrome eyeballs the whirlybird watches
And likewise we're fixed on the ignorant target;
And both of us think of the black and white movies—
Those cellulose nitrates, those obsolete pictures
Of characters featuring colorless faces,
Of subjects long dead and the lingering stigma
Of monochrome colors in digitized footage:
The murder, it plays out like X-Box Three Sixty.



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Iamb, Pyrrhic, Trochee, Iamb, Pyrrhic, Trochee

That's the metrical scheme for today's news poem. Working on it now.



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