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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

No Rosetta Stone in Rappaccini's Garden [News Poem, April 13 2010]

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No Rosetta Stone in Rappaccini's Garden [News Poem, April 13 2010] “At least nine weeds have become resistant to the herbicide used wit...

Finally! Some uninterrupted free time. Working on news poem now: ETA 1hr.

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God's Anus-Punch Knock-Out Blow [Twitter Found Poem, April 13, 2010]

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God's Anus-Punch Knock-Out Blow [Twitter Found Poem, April 13, 2010] dwayneburgess TajLuxuryLife One_Eyed_Man djscore MzBellaBarbie big...
Monday, April 12, 2010

Conspiracy Thralls [News Poem April 12, 2010]

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Conspiracy Thralls [News Poem April 12, 2010] “"Beck's irresponsible comparisons of progressive leaders to Stalin, Mao and Nazi Ge...

A Found Twitter Mad Libs Photo Essay [Parlor game: add your own quips in comments]

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A Found Twitter Mad Libs Photo Essay [Parlor game: add your own quips in comments]  Blah blah blah. Bob Lablaw. Blah blah blah. ...
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Rutherford Toady is a talented fucker: new sketches on The Carrion Call

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Spit Roast the Right Sacrificial King and QUEEN [Twitter Found Poem April 12, 2010]

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Spit Roast the Right Sacrificial King and QUEEN [Twitter Found Poem April 12, 2010] Re: TheDrude charyl maxwas kaThkaThCSBD RodneyRikai yu...
Sunday, April 11, 2010

Fright or Flight [News Poem, April 11, 2010]

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Fright or Flight [News Poem, April 11, 2010] “Lech Kaczynski... was a firm backer of U.S.-led attempts to expand the North Atlantic Treaty ...

Dying Inside [Twitter Found Poem April 11, 2010]

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Dying Inside [Twitter Found Poem April 11, 2010] PSchammy tomjeltsch wilw ChelleB1217 hellolittlelove Msz_Dallas Daboyis2fly WeAllSupportJ...
Saturday, April 10, 2010

The Fifty Percent Rule [Today's News Poem, April 10, 2010]

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The Fifty Percent Rule [Today's News Poem, April 10, 2010] "An aging Russian airliner carrying Polish President Lech Kaczynski an...

Beyond Comprehension of Ordinary Men [Twitter Found Poem, April 10, 2010]

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Beyond Comprehension of Ordinary Men [Twitter Found Poem, April 10, 2010] Re: Webimpulse The12Apostles joskidiesel adamndut johnnyA99 akat...
Friday, April 09, 2010

Choose Misanthropy [Found Poem on Twitter, April 9, 2010]

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Choose Misanthropy, [Found Poem on Twitter, April 9, 2010] Re: HBarryZimmerman ranyamanivannan huffingtonpost BarkingUnicorn husky13836 Di...

Demob? Crazy! [Today's News Poem, April 9, 2010]

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Demob? Crazy! [Today's News Poem, April 9, 2010] “The acting head of the government, Roza Otunbayeva, said at a news conference that th...
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Thursday, April 08, 2010

Explosive Monochrome [News Poem, April 8, 2010]

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Explosive Monochrome [News Poem, April 8, 2010] “We had a guy shooting... and now he's behind the building.” “Uh, negative, he was, uh...
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Iamb, Pyrrhic, Trochee, Iamb, Pyrrhic, Trochee

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Bread and Circuses [Found Poem on Twitter, April 8, 2010]

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Bread and Circuses [Found Poem on Twitter, April 8, 2010] FINGUZ_BEATSOTS sarahntastic fhlug88 Mistressandi Clifsoulo MAS_is_more Buzzzown...

Flak Jacket [Top Post of Yesterday's Guest News Poem by R. Toady, April 8, 2010]

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Flak Jacket By Rutherford Toady http://carrioncall.blogspot.com He walks swiftly, balancing An unopened Can of Pepsi On his clipboard ...

Re: Wikileaks horror and my freaking out on Twitter right after viewing it

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[140 character chunks preserved w/ no editing even though I really want to] http://www.collateralmurder.com/ http://www.wikileaks.org/ I...
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Wednesday, April 07, 2010

There's Freedom in Expedience [Today's News Poem, April 7, 2010]

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There's Freedom in Expedience My Child [Today's News Poem, April 7, 2010] “...in relation to the establishment of the website http:...

Before I post Today's News Poem, I have announcements:

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1) When I post Today's News Poem, there will be three new posts for the day. 2) You are not hitting rtoady's site enough. He has th...

Flak Jacket [Guest News Poem, by Rutherford Toady; April 7, 2010]

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Flak Jacket By Rutherford Toady http://carrioncall.blogspot.com He walks swiftly, balancing An unopened Can of Pepsi On his clipboard ...

Philia [Twitter Found Poem, April 7, 2010]

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Philia [Twitter Found Poem, April 7, 2010] Re: crunchsports nicolablack snowandstars DiscoverMag pixel8design Aquadigio41510 that_quietstor...
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Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Asleep Behind the Wheel [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), April 6, 2010]

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Asleep Behind the Wheel [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), April 6, 2010] “A former U.N envoy to Afghanistan on Tuesday questioned the ...
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