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Saturday, April 10, 2010

The Fifty Percent Rule [Today's News Poem, April 10, 2010]

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The Fifty Percent Rule [Today's News Poem, April 10, 2010] "An aging Russian airliner carrying Polish President Lech Kaczynski an...

Beyond Comprehension of Ordinary Men [Twitter Found Poem, April 10, 2010]

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Beyond Comprehension of Ordinary Men [Twitter Found Poem, April 10, 2010] Re: Webimpulse The12Apostles joskidiesel adamndut johnnyA99 akat...
Friday, April 09, 2010

Choose Misanthropy [Found Poem on Twitter, April 9, 2010]

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Choose Misanthropy, [Found Poem on Twitter, April 9, 2010] Re: HBarryZimmerman ranyamanivannan huffingtonpost BarkingUnicorn husky13836 Di...

Demob? Crazy! [Today's News Poem, April 9, 2010]

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Demob? Crazy! [Today's News Poem, April 9, 2010] “The acting head of the government, Roza Otunbayeva, said at a news conference that th...
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Thursday, April 08, 2010

Explosive Monochrome [News Poem, April 8, 2010]

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Explosive Monochrome [News Poem, April 8, 2010] “We had a guy shooting... and now he's behind the building.” “Uh, negative, he was, uh...
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Iamb, Pyrrhic, Trochee, Iamb, Pyrrhic, Trochee

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Bread and Circuses [Found Poem on Twitter, April 8, 2010]

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Bread and Circuses [Found Poem on Twitter, April 8, 2010] FINGUZ_BEATSOTS sarahntastic fhlug88 Mistressandi Clifsoulo MAS_is_more Buzzzown...

Flak Jacket [Top Post of Yesterday's Guest News Poem by R. Toady, April 8, 2010]

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Flak Jacket By Rutherford Toady http://carrioncall.blogspot.com He walks swiftly, balancing An unopened Can of Pepsi On his clipboard ...

Re: Wikileaks horror and my freaking out on Twitter right after viewing it

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[140 character chunks preserved w/ no editing even though I really want to] http://www.collateralmurder.com/ http://www.wikileaks.org/ I...
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Wednesday, April 07, 2010

There's Freedom in Expedience [Today's News Poem, April 7, 2010]

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There's Freedom in Expedience My Child [Today's News Poem, April 7, 2010] “...in relation to the establishment of the website http:...

Before I post Today's News Poem, I have announcements:

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1) When I post Today's News Poem, there will be three new posts for the day. 2) You are not hitting rtoady's site enough. He has th...

Flak Jacket [Guest News Poem, by Rutherford Toady; April 7, 2010]

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Flak Jacket By Rutherford Toady http://carrioncall.blogspot.com He walks swiftly, balancing An unopened Can of Pepsi On his clipboard ...

Philia [Twitter Found Poem, April 7, 2010]

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Philia [Twitter Found Poem, April 7, 2010] Re: crunchsports nicolablack snowandstars DiscoverMag pixel8design Aquadigio41510 that_quietstor...
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Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Asleep Behind the Wheel [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), April 6, 2010]

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Asleep Behind the Wheel [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), April 6, 2010] “A former U.N envoy to Afghanistan on Tuesday questioned the ...

Working on today's news poem... let's see some applause

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If you've been enjoying Toylit lately, you can applaud the performance one of two ways: 'check out' our sponsors, or promote us....

The Robot Skeleton Sidekick Car Alarm Text Alert [Found Poem on Twitter April 6, 2010]

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The Robot Skeleton Sidekick Car Alarm Text Alert [Found Poem on Twitter April 6, 2010] Re: JimRohnQuotes GrandMaster_Ash Laraklur agatthaB...
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Ah Phailure to Literacify Part II: re: "What Men Want"

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So Scott Roeder was in the news again and I thought it was a good idea to post 'What Men Want' on all the knee-jerk blogs. It cracke...
Monday, April 05, 2010

Inherit the Dirt [Today's News Poem, April 5, 2010]

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Inherit the Dirt [Today's News Poem, April 5, 2010] “Tiger Woods opened Masters week with a news conference unlike any other Monday - f...

Big Bunny [Today's Found Twitter Poem, April 5, 2010]

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Big Bunny [Today's Found Twitter Poem, April 5, 2010] Re: Baby_imma_star, TheAng, paulscheer, lazoo, starshipped, Nano3436, Disneyview...
Sunday, April 04, 2010

The Design and Bed of Our Penal Colony [Today's News Poem, April 4, 2010]

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The Design and Bed of Our Penal Colony [Today's News Poem, April 4, 2010] “There have been more than 3,000 murders of Afrikaner farmers...

Found Poem on Twitter: Cthulu is a Baller [April 4, 2010]

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Found Poem on Twitter: Cthulu is a Baller [April 4, 2010] Re: ablington hobsonp improvislaw jongolia henrymclay Cthulu exists Cthulu is ...
Saturday, April 03, 2010

Today's found poem on Twitter, April 3, 2010

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TalSh MomochiZabuza @marianashinigam Pfoley14 wxyzack leonamurray NJ_Ninjutsu RT @DapperDapo: @NJ_Ninjutsu ealbenbennett afootballreport @Ro...

Just a Dream [News Poem April 3, 2010]

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Just a Dream [News Poem April 3, 2010] “James isn't the first spring breaker to die from a balcony fall this year. Brandon Kohler, a 19...
Friday, April 02, 2010

The New Code of Silence [Today's News Poem, April 2, 2010]

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The New Code of Silence [Today's News Poem, April 2, 2010] “In some states, courts allow creditors to charge high interest rates for ye...

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