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Progress to Stasis: Immortal [Bonus News Poem, March 2, 2010] “To answer Republican criticism of a proposed expansion of Medicaid, the fede...

My search avail has failed! It bailed, I wail. We hailed It first. It burst our thirst For electron spies. Fie! I'll lie around ...

Don't Call it Devolution [Bonus News Poem March 2, 2010] “An unusually intense Supreme Court argument Tuesday showed that the justices...

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Revenge of the Mud People [Today's News Poem, March 2, 2010] “Because of this buffering action, culture was thought to have blunted th...

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Fraternizing With the Help [Today's News Poem, March 1, 2010] “One man says that the real crisis is about to begin, with people out of...

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The Bridge of Babel [Warmup News Poem, Feb 28, 2010] “"Starbucks is a special target because it's from the hippie West Coast, and...

Dodging Nature [Bonus News Poem Feb 27, 2010] “Gerard Fryer, a geophysicist at the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center in Ewa Beach, Hawaii, to...

Failure to Thrive [Today's News Sonnet, Feb 27, 2010] “The 8.8 magnitude earthquake that struck off coastal Chile in the early hours of...

Missile Man's Mini-Truth [Today's News Poem, Feb 26, 2010] “Obama, who established the National Commission on Fiscal Responsibili...

Why Turkey's Not Chicken [Bonus News Poem, Feb 25, 2010] “Dated from November 2002, shortly after the AKP won its first, landslide ele...

The End of Feb edition of Toylit ought to have over 40 poems in it, edited to my limits, within the time constraints that life enforces. I w...

American Idle [Bonus News Poem Feb 25, 2010] “For the second time this week, Fox’s “American Idol” beat NBC’s coverage of the Olympics. We...

Ephemeral Pyramid [Today's News Poem, Feb 25, 2010] “As for Vancouver’s municipal government and the taxpayers, the bad news is alread...

Epic Bulldozer Guy [Bonus News Poem, Feb 25, 2010] "I'll tear it down before I let you take it," --Terry Hoskins http://ww...

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Orca Uncorked! [Today's News Poem, Feb 24, 2010] “...in 1999, authorities discovered the body of a naked man across his back. Authorit...

CombatWords! I'll start Today's News Poem in a few minutes and in penance for its tardiness, I'll try to do a bonus poem too--...

Victory Dance Reward your dog, his crappy blog, That we may both live high on hog. I pwned a paper, next I'll vex The spewers casti...

Phailure To Literacify [Today's News Poem, Special Extra, Feb 23, 2010] “The poem crammed in SF Weekly boxes is unambiguously laudator...

Just saw it now. So now the clock is ticking and they await my riposte. Mmm, it's like getting a big London Broil, there are so many way...

Cretan Labyrinth A winter sport I'd like to see: A shooting match, by teams, on ski. While blood in hockey's sanitized For sake...

Whose Achievement? [Today's News Poem, Feb 23, 2010] http://www.torontosun.com/sports/vancouver2010/photos/2010/02/23/12994746.html ...