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Sunday, March 26, 2023

Updates For 2023: 9 Other Dangers On Sale, New Substack Site

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Buy it now .  https://www.lulu.com/shop/aaron-lee/9-other-dangers/paperback/product-8ek2wn.html?q=9+other+dangers&page=1&pageSize=4 ...
Friday, April 12, 2013

Black Swan [April 12, 2013]

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Black Swan [April 12, 2013] Hedge against the breadth of sell, sell-off, will, expectation that meteoric may be coming to an end o...
Friday, April 05, 2013

North Korean Suicide Biography [April 5, 2013]

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North Korean Suicide Biography [April 5, 2013] The Wise have no friend Save the truth, martyred. Save you a martyr, gain A ty...
Friday, March 29, 2013

Inner Report [Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, March 29, 2013]

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Inner Report [Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, March 29, 2013] Global income from inner gradation Is everything, minus a ...
Friday, March 22, 2013

Voyager 1 [Week's News Poem, March 22, 2013]

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Voyager 1 [Week's News Poem, March 22, 2013] Artifacts slung possess the night catches artifice. “Voyager 1, launche...
Saturday, March 16, 2013

Rick Ross, Lil Wayne NEED-to respect Harlem Shake #TwitterFoundPoem

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Rick Ross, Lil Wayne NEED-to respect Harlem Shake #TwitterFoundPoem Tweets+Edits= #TwitterFoundPoem Lemme tell you something # wri...
Friday, March 08, 2013

Prehistoric Prayer [Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, March 8, 2013]

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Prehistoric Prayer [Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, March 8, 2013] For every one of us you eat, ten of you shall be cage...
Friday, March 01, 2013

Jedi Mind Meld [Week's News Poem, March 1, 2013]

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Jedi Mind Meld [Week's News Poem, March 1, 2013] Sage of the week seeks unique yet oblique Resolution (obeying the Constitution) ...
Friday, February 22, 2013

Adios Amigos Del Mar [Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, February 22, 2013]

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Adios Amigos Del Mar [Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, February 22, 2013] Un dia con ennui, fui a mar. Todavia todos...
Friday, February 15, 2013

Pandemonium Ascendent [Week's News Poem, February 15, 2013]

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Pandemonium Ascendent [Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, February 15, 2013] God is at war with us, Aliens exist and we ...
Friday, February 08, 2013

The First Stone [Week's News Poem, February 8, 2013]

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The First Stone [Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, February 8, 2013] American Football ballistics resemble actual: there f...
Friday, February 01, 2013

Rush Hour Moses [Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, February 1, 2013]

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Rush Hour Moses [Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, February 1, 2013] Filth is his muscle diverting the waves of this bla...
Friday, January 25, 2013

Penitent Murderer's Prayer [Week's News Poem, January 25, 2013]

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Penitent Murderer's Prayer [Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, January 25, 2013] If atonement were a spell Instead of r...
Friday, January 18, 2013

Calvin Trillin Style [Week's News Poem, January 18, 2013]

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Calvin Trillin Style [Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, January 18, 2013] This week's iambic news must rhyme the trite ...
Friday, January 11, 2013

Influenza Allegory [Week's News Poem, January 11, 2013]

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Influenza Allegory [Week's News Poem, January 11, 2013] Influenza love story: An epidemic allegory. A child vomits virus cloud...
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Friday, January 04, 2013

Things We Know To Be True [Week's News Poem, January 4, 2013]

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Things We Know To Be True [Week's News Poem, January 4, 2013] Internet owner's manual: Pages of rage, Filled to the Brin w...
Friday, December 28, 2012

Fundamentalism [Week's News Poem, December 28, 2012]

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Fundamentalism [Week's News Poem, December 28, 2012] We proselytize apocalypse; worshiping doom or its salesman. “U.S. ...
Friday, December 21, 2012

The Sculptor Resists [News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, December 21, 2012]

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The Sculptor Resists [News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, December 21, 2012] Marble tears pollinate the tongue of boot, Drift away, ...
Friday, December 14, 2012

Dance of the Waterspout [Week's News Poem, December 14, 2012]

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Dance of the Waterspout [Week's News Poem, December 14, 2012] A gunman shot the kids away To ride-off on the waterspout. And...
Friday, November 30, 2012

Metafiscal Cliff [Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, November 30, 2012]

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Metafiscal Cliff [Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, November 30, 2012] Beginning my descent smothered in air, I missed ...
Friday, November 23, 2012

Dirt Hunt [Week's News Poem, November 23, 2012]

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Dirt Hunt [Week's News Poem, November 23, 2012] My toes are expert hunters: They snuffle in the humus. Even my humerus knows ...
Friday, November 16, 2012

Will of Sabotage [Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, November 16, 2012]

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Will of Sabotage [Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, November 16, 2012] Peace sounds like a great idea. When we are angry, ...
Friday, November 09, 2012

Political Mistletoe [Week's News Poem, November 9, 2012]

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Political Mistletoe [Week's News Poem, November 9, 2012] A Halloween sweet tooth lasts all season long; There are far more tri...
Friday, November 02, 2012

Ignoble Warning [Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, November 2, 2012]

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Ignoble Warning [Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, November 2, 2012] Money never wakens—it's dream and our creation; ...
Friday, October 26, 2012

Too Modern To Pray [Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, October 26, 2012]

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Too Modern To Pray [Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, October 26, 2012] I take a leap of science, and if I study God, it...
Friday, October 05, 2012

Reincarnation of an Uncle Sam [This Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, October 5, 2012]

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Reincarnation of an Uncle Sam [This Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, October 5, 2012] Step inside the showroom of the Re...
Friday, September 28, 2012

Cattle Car [Today's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, September 28, 2012]

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Cattle Car [Today's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, September 28, 2012] The pen is obsolete, the screen is ticklish; Every f...

Underground Irony [Today's News Fiction by Jenean McBrearty, September 28, 2012]

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  Underground Irony [Today's News Fiction by Jenean McBrearty, September 28, 2012] http://jenean-mcbrearty.com Wise Hootie Owl— ...
Friday, September 14, 2012

Film of Security [Today's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, September 14, 2012]

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Film of Security [Today's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, September 14, 2012] Insults: fury. Film the profits. Protesters attac...
Friday, August 31, 2012

Grimace Of The Rabbit Man [Today's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, August 31, 2012]

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Grimace Of The Rabbit Man [Today's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, August 31, 2012] All life's pursuit and flights of fancy Rab...
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