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Friday, October 26, 2012

Too Modern To Pray [Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, October 26, 2012]

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Too Modern To Pray [Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, October 26, 2012] I take a leap of science, and if I study God, it...
Friday, October 05, 2012

Reincarnation of an Uncle Sam [This Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, October 5, 2012]

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Reincarnation of an Uncle Sam [This Week's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, October 5, 2012] Step inside the showroom of the Re...
Friday, September 28, 2012

Cattle Car [Today's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, September 28, 2012]

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Cattle Car [Today's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, September 28, 2012] The pen is obsolete, the screen is ticklish; Every f...

Underground Irony [Today's News Fiction by Jenean McBrearty, September 28, 2012]

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  Underground Irony [Today's News Fiction by Jenean McBrearty, September 28, 2012] http://jenean-mcbrearty.com Wise Hootie Owl— ...
Friday, September 14, 2012

Film of Security [Today's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, September 14, 2012]

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Film of Security [Today's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, September 14, 2012] Insults: fury. Film the profits. Protesters attac...
Friday, August 31, 2012

Grimace Of The Rabbit Man [Today's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, August 31, 2012]

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Grimace Of The Rabbit Man [Today's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, August 31, 2012] All life's pursuit and flights of fancy Rab...
Friday, August 17, 2012

Mock Execution [Today's News Poem, August 17, 2012]

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Mock Execution [Today's News Poem, August 17, 2012] You have nothing I couldn't take; And when you sing, Sing mistake. Nothin...
Sunday, August 12, 2012

Willard Up Gangsta!! [#twitterfoundpoem, August 12, 2012]

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Willard Up Gangsta!! [#twitterfoundpoem, August 12, 2012] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Willard up gangsta!! don't like Gems...
Friday, August 10, 2012

Drawing Quarter and Receiving None [Today's News Poem, August 10, 2012]

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Drawing Quarter and Receiving None [Today's News Poem, August 10, 2012] Aware of your awareness, Halting before your halter– B...
Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Open Letter To All Things Considered, re: Your Khakjaan Wessington Embargo For the Day In Verse Series

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Hello ATC! Please forgive the change in my schedule. I haven't been listening to your show for quite some time now. Imagine my shock ...
Sunday, July 22, 2012

Thanks for the Help [Bonus News Vignette by Jon Wesick, July 22, 2012]

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Thanks for the Help [Bonus News Vignette by Jon Wesick, July 22, 2012] You’re taking out the trash when you hear a sound like a sla...
Monday, June 18, 2012

Hardon Fights Ins @Nickiminaj [#TwitterFoundPoem, June 18, 2012]

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Hardon Fights Ins @Nickiminaj [#TwitterFoundPoem, June 18, 2012] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Signs of @nickiminaj: vomiting,...
Friday, June 08, 2012

The Proper Way To Fire People [Today's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, June 8, 2012]

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The Proper Way To Fire People [Today's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, June 8, 2012] How to fire people? Focus a prism of stol...
Friday, May 04, 2012

Realpolitik [Today's News Poem, May 4, 2012]

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Realpolitik [Today's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, May 4, 2012] Imaginings obscure the wretched eye; Corrupt the preconcepti...
Friday, April 20, 2012

Combatwords, April 20, 2012: Today's News Poem, Due 6pm PST

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Friday, April 13, 2012

skittles [Today's News Poem by @HikiMadwoman /Preservative Woman, April 13, 2012]

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skittles [Today's News Poem by @HikiMadwoman /Preservative Woman, April 13, 2012] HikiMadwoman /Preservative Woman http://preservativ...
Friday, April 06, 2012

Spotlight>> [Today's News Poem by @weatherlover420 /Jeff K, April 6, 2012]

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Spotlight>> [Today's News Poem by @weatherlover420 /Jeff K, April 6, 2012] @weatherlover420 /Jeff K sexyprison.tumblr.com ...
Friday, March 30, 2012

Toylit for March 30, 2012: 2 Poems & Some #Combatwords

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Toylit for March 30, 2012: 2 Poems & Some #Combatwords Combatwords will be here from now on. To play, just post your composition i...

Combatwords, March 30, 2012: Trayvon Martin vs George Zimmerman

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Combatwords, March 30, 2012: Trayvon Martin vs George Zimmerman Do you see Trayvon Martin & George Zimmerman waving you ove...
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The Quack's Lament [Today's News Poem by •••/@ten_ten_ten/TJ Edge, March 30, 2012]

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The Quack's Lament [Today's News Poem by •••/ @ten_ten_ten/ TJ Edge, March 30, 2012] By ••• ( TJEdge )(@ten_ten_ten): http://ten...
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Friday, March 23, 2012

…and here be tygers [Today's News Poem by HikiMadwoman, March 23, 2012]

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… and here be tygers [Today's News Poem by HikiMadwoman, March 23, 2012] By HikiMadwoman , http://preservativewoman.posterous.com ...

The Thirds, Engendered [Today's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, March 23, 2012]

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The Thirds, Engendered [Today's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, March 23, 2012] Ghost of my loins, you have fingers that counter...
Friday, March 09, 2012

Standing Hampton [News Poem by Steven M Grant, March 3, 2012]

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Standing Hampton [News Poem by Steven M Grant, March 3, 2012] Steven M Grant http://roomspimp.blogspot.com Boys of 13 can be Il...
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Colony of Statues [News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, March 9, 2012]

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Colony of Statues [News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, March 9, 2012] Think us a colony—penguins or pinnipeds— Only we're grizzlie...
Friday, March 02, 2012

Water Or Blood? [Today's News Poem, March 2, 2012]

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Water Or Blood? [Today's News Poem, March 2, 2012] Blizzards reversed the polarity, Conjured the pivot to juncture: Breathing ...
Friday, February 24, 2012

Universal Exchange [Today's News Poem, February 24, 2012]

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Universal Exchange [Today's News Poem, February 24, 2012] Canopy, marketplace, sign of the scale— What is the balance—what's...
Friday, February 17, 2012

Choker of the Apes [Today's News Poem, February 17, 2012]

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Choker of the Apes [Today's News Poem, February 17, 2012] Property is theft; likewise is the self. Selfness is the lapse, folly ...
Friday, February 10, 2012

Toylit For February 10, 2012

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Toylit For February 10, 2012 Science Failure, The Victory of Failure, and The Psychology of Victory and Failure. Featuring: E...

Elegy for Sisyphus [Today's News Poem, by Valerie Valdes, February 10, 2012]

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Elegy for Sisyphus [Today's News Poem, February 10, 2012] By Valerie Valdes in memoriam, Roger Boisjoly He rolled boulders of...

Miles of Human Files [Today's News Poem, February 10, 2012]

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Miles of Human Files [Today's News Poem, February 10, 2012] A loneliness file: apartment, an isle— Classified, epic, layered wit...
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