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Monday, June 18, 2012

Hardon Fights Ins @Nickiminaj [#TwitterFoundPoem, June 18, 2012]

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Hardon Fights Ins @Nickiminaj [#TwitterFoundPoem, June 18, 2012] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Signs of @nickiminaj: vomiting,...
Friday, June 08, 2012

The Proper Way To Fire People [Today's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, June 8, 2012]

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The Proper Way To Fire People [Today's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, June 8, 2012] How to fire people? Focus a prism of stol...
Friday, May 04, 2012

Realpolitik [Today's News Poem, May 4, 2012]

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Realpolitik [Today's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, May 4, 2012] Imaginings obscure the wretched eye; Corrupt the preconcepti...
Friday, April 20, 2012

Combatwords, April 20, 2012: Today's News Poem, Due 6pm PST

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Friday, April 13, 2012

skittles [Today's News Poem by @HikiMadwoman /Preservative Woman, April 13, 2012]

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skittles [Today's News Poem by @HikiMadwoman /Preservative Woman, April 13, 2012] HikiMadwoman /Preservative Woman http://preservativ...
Friday, April 06, 2012

Spotlight>> [Today's News Poem by @weatherlover420 /Jeff K, April 6, 2012]

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Spotlight>> [Today's News Poem by @weatherlover420 /Jeff K, April 6, 2012] @weatherlover420 /Jeff K sexyprison.tumblr.com ...
Friday, March 30, 2012

Toylit for March 30, 2012: 2 Poems & Some #Combatwords

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Toylit for March 30, 2012: 2 Poems & Some #Combatwords Combatwords will be here from now on. To play, just post your composition i...

Combatwords, March 30, 2012: Trayvon Martin vs George Zimmerman

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Combatwords, March 30, 2012: Trayvon Martin vs George Zimmerman Do you see Trayvon Martin & George Zimmerman waving you ove...
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The Quack's Lament [Today's News Poem by •••/@ten_ten_ten/TJ Edge, March 30, 2012]

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The Quack's Lament [Today's News Poem by •••/ @ten_ten_ten/ TJ Edge, March 30, 2012] By ••• ( TJEdge )(@ten_ten_ten): http://ten...
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Friday, March 23, 2012

…and here be tygers [Today's News Poem by HikiMadwoman, March 23, 2012]

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… and here be tygers [Today's News Poem by HikiMadwoman, March 23, 2012] By HikiMadwoman , http://preservativewoman.posterous.com ...

The Thirds, Engendered [Today's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, March 23, 2012]

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The Thirds, Engendered [Today's News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, March 23, 2012] Ghost of my loins, you have fingers that counter...
Friday, March 09, 2012

Standing Hampton [News Poem by Steven M Grant, March 3, 2012]

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Standing Hampton [News Poem by Steven M Grant, March 3, 2012] Steven M Grant http://roomspimp.blogspot.com Boys of 13 can be Il...
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Colony of Statues [News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, March 9, 2012]

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Colony of Statues [News Poem by Khakjaan Wessington, March 9, 2012] Think us a colony—penguins or pinnipeds— Only we're grizzlie...
Friday, March 02, 2012

Water Or Blood? [Today's News Poem, March 2, 2012]

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Water Or Blood? [Today's News Poem, March 2, 2012] Blizzards reversed the polarity, Conjured the pivot to juncture: Breathing ...
Friday, February 24, 2012

Universal Exchange [Today's News Poem, February 24, 2012]

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Universal Exchange [Today's News Poem, February 24, 2012] Canopy, marketplace, sign of the scale— What is the balance—what's...
Friday, February 17, 2012

Choker of the Apes [Today's News Poem, February 17, 2012]

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Choker of the Apes [Today's News Poem, February 17, 2012] Property is theft; likewise is the self. Selfness is the lapse, folly ...
Friday, February 10, 2012

Toylit For February 10, 2012

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Toylit For February 10, 2012 Science Failure, The Victory of Failure, and The Psychology of Victory and Failure. Featuring: E...

Elegy for Sisyphus [Today's News Poem, by Valerie Valdes, February 10, 2012]

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Elegy for Sisyphus [Today's News Poem, February 10, 2012] By Valerie Valdes in memoriam, Roger Boisjoly He rolled boulders of...

Miles of Human Files [Today's News Poem, February 10, 2012]

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Miles of Human Files [Today's News Poem, February 10, 2012] A loneliness file: apartment, an isle— Classified, epic, layered wit...

Papier Mâché Jihad [Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem, February 10, 2012]

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Papier Mâché Jihad [Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem, February 10, 2012] I tend to overthink so I'm not going to settle for just ...
Thursday, February 09, 2012

News Poem, The Rules

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Submissions are due Thursday 6pm PST and post Friday morning (PST). If you still don't understand the antinews ethos, then please read...
Tuesday, February 07, 2012

The News Poem Returns! Your Non-Sucky Antinews Submission is Required.

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Listen you vile degenerates, I understand that everything is a swirl of confusing what-the-fuck miasma and that you feel light-headed; I und...
Saturday, January 28, 2012

Updates for Jan 2012

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So as I was reading through the CIA World Factbook , I remembered that I wrote a pair of essays in October 2006 making specific predictions ...
Saturday, July 16, 2011

You could have had anything and yet this is what you chose? Combatwords July 15-18

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Balance does not mean order. It means a chaos antidote for chaos. Examples: Angus: "it was hard to tell exactly being that he had boo...
Saturday, July 09, 2011

Science Fiction or Fact? Combatwords, July 8-11, 2011

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Sean McCollum: "In the future every baby was born with a computer in its skull which in turn was inhabited by a pixilated ghost prostit...
Thursday, June 16, 2011

The BATS Will Destroy You: New/Old Essay up on Unlikelystories

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Where the fuck have I been? Where the fuck have you been? Okay, okay--let's ignore mutual recriminations... just admit you were wrong a...
Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Exclusive Toylit Scoop: Bin Laden's Last Words! Photo Too!

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Saturday, April 30, 2011

Heirs of Air [Combatwords, April 30, 2011]

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Heirs of Air [Combatwords, April 30, 2011] From http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2011/04/combatwords-april-29-2011-ancestors.html Retriev...
Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Superman Did Baba Yar!

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Now that Superman has renounced his American citizenship ( http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/04/27/superman-renounces-us-citizenship/ ) the...

Silk Knight Swoons [Combatwords Poem, April 23, 2011]

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Silk Knight Swoons [Combatwords Poem, April 23, 2011] From http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2011/04/combatwords-april-22-2011-declared-and.h...
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