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Saturday, July 16, 2011

You could have had anything and yet this is what you chose? Combatwords July 15-18

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Balance does not mean order. It means a chaos antidote for chaos. Examples: Angus: "it was hard to tell exactly being that he had boo...
Saturday, July 09, 2011

Science Fiction or Fact? Combatwords, July 8-11, 2011

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Sean McCollum: "In the future every baby was born with a computer in its skull which in turn was inhabited by a pixilated ghost prostit...
Thursday, June 16, 2011

The BATS Will Destroy You: New/Old Essay up on Unlikelystories

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Where the fuck have I been? Where the fuck have you been? Okay, okay--let's ignore mutual recriminations... just admit you were wrong a...
Wednesday, May 04, 2011

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Saturday, April 30, 2011

Heirs of Air [Combatwords, April 30, 2011]

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Heirs of Air [Combatwords, April 30, 2011] From http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2011/04/combatwords-april-29-2011-ancestors.html Retriev...
Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Superman Did Baba Yar!

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Now that Superman has renounced his American citizenship ( http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/04/27/superman-renounces-us-citizenship/ ) the...

Silk Knight Swoons [Combatwords Poem, April 23, 2011]

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Silk Knight Swoons [Combatwords Poem, April 23, 2011] From http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2011/04/combatwords-april-22-2011-declared-and.h...
Friday, April 22, 2011

AMERICKA [Guest News Poem, by Mike Best; April 22, 2011]

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AMERICKA by Mike Best Our presidents are felons, America. I socked a kid in the head, 20 years ago And now I’m unemployable nationwide. I...
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Friday, April 08, 2011

Breaking News! Today's News Poem On Hiatus!

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As you may have just read, I'm taking a break from Today's News Poem. It's true, I could keep doing this indefinitely, but other...
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Guard the Poet [Today's News Poem, April 8, 2011]

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Guard the Poet [Today's News Poem, April 8, 2011] Ah muses I've served you with focused devotion; I've served as your goblet,...
Thursday, April 07, 2011

Tastes of Home [Today's News Poem, April 7 2011]

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Tastes of Home [Today's News Poem, April 7 2011] Slush on the sidewalk Snow in the doorway, Beaks in the salad— A seabird's att...
Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Nineveh [Today's News Poem, April 6, 2011]

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Nineveh [Today's News Poem, April 6, 2011] Shame there's no limit To depths in the soil. Rootlets had branched Nodules like tum...
Tuesday, April 05, 2011

I Would Tell You To Fuck Off And Die, But You're Fucked And Dead Already [Today's News Poem, April 5, 2011]

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I Would Tell You To Fuck Off And Die, But You're Fucked And Dead Already [Today's News Poem, April 5, 2011] You lost all credibil...
Monday, April 04, 2011

Innocence Attritted [Today's News Poem, April 4, 2011]

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Innocence Attritted [Today's News Poem, April 4, 2011] There's so much freshness, so much more innocence to shed. The tide for ex...
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Sunday, April 03, 2011

Declining Momentum [Today's News Poem, April 3, 2011]

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Declining Momentum [Today's News Poem, April 3, 2011] The concrete is cracking and punctures your tires, Yet celebrate roots pushing ...
Saturday, April 02, 2011

The New Normal [Today's News Poem, April 2, 2011]

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The New Normal [Today's News Poem, April 2, 2011] I thought that the average was something like grasping, Something like murder and i...

Tales From The CombatWords Arena. 26.75 More Hours of Combat Left!

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http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2011/04/combatwords-april-1-2011-nostalgia.html If you've been avoiding CombatWords because you are th...
Friday, April 01, 2011

COMBATWORDS IS ON RIGHT NOW! April 1, 2011 [Last Week's CW Poem Enclosed]

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Fight, read, or critique; it's up to you: http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2011/04/combatwords-april-1-2011-nostalgia.html Fruit of Kno...

Gaol For Agoraphobics [Today's News Poem, April 1, 2011]

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Gaol For Agoraphobics [Today's News Poem, April 1, 2011] Leap from the floor to the counter. Knock off the dishes, then land on the f...
Thursday, March 31, 2011

Life Preserver [Today's News Poem, March 31, 2011]

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Life Preserver [Today's News Poem, March 31, 2011] Nothing is certain. What will save us? Do not say it's love, for you can'...
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Butterfly Karma [Today's News Poem, March 30, 2011]

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Butterfly Karma [Today's News Poem, March 30, 2011] Every time you call your luck your karma, Somewhere a yogi renounces his teaching...
Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Visions of Smothering [Today's News Poem, March 29, 2011]

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Visions of Smothering [Today's News Poem, March 29, 2011] When the world is too much for me, The pigeons too ugly; And the roof of h...
Monday, March 28, 2011

Radioactive Utopia [Today's News Poem, March 28, 2011]

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Radioactive Utopia [Today's News Poem, March 28, 2011] Nuclear age monsters despise the reactor That granted them powers. Even Kaczy...
Sunday, March 27, 2011

Billionaire Miasma [Today's News Poem, March 27, 2011]

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Billionaire Miasma [Today's News Poem, March 27, 2011] I don't care if you're famous, a billionaire Jesus; Don't care if ...
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Saturday, March 26, 2011

Rat-A-Tat Tah-Tahs [Today's News Poem, March 26, 2011]

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Rat-A-Tat Tah-Tahs [Today's News Poem, March 26, 2011] The sexy empowered with fuck imagination Powered the office, and powered the c...

CombatWords Hype for the Week: Hooray for Dystopia

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CombatWords Hype for the Week: Hooray for Dystopia Welcome to cyberpunk. May I take your order? Play, critique, or read the game here: ht...

Jokepocalypse [From Twitter, March 26, 2011]

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Jokepocalypse When comedy has been completely explored, it will become the domain of academics, comedemicians, joke generators for sale at...
Friday, March 25, 2011

Vespers and Vapors [Today's News Poem, March 25, 2011]

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Vespers and Vapors [Today's News Poem, March 25, 2011] When I breathe, I smell the lozenge you; The winter, springtime pollen you. O...
Thursday, March 24, 2011

Divine Qubit [Today's News Poem, March 24, 2011]

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Divine Qubit [Today's News Poem, March 24, 2011] If you can imagine it, then somewhere it's real In the possible universe, possib...
Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Taking You With Me [Today's News Poem, March 23, 2011]

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Taking You With Me [Today's News Poem, March 23, 2011] Think of all those dollars saved, While coasting on an outbound wave: Farallo...
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