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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Visions of Smothering [Today's News Poem, March 29, 2011]

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Visions of Smothering [Today's News Poem, March 29, 2011] When the world is too much for me, The pigeons too ugly; And the roof of h...
Monday, March 28, 2011

Radioactive Utopia [Today's News Poem, March 28, 2011]

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Radioactive Utopia [Today's News Poem, March 28, 2011] Nuclear age monsters despise the reactor That granted them powers. Even Kaczy...
Sunday, March 27, 2011

Billionaire Miasma [Today's News Poem, March 27, 2011]

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Billionaire Miasma [Today's News Poem, March 27, 2011] I don't care if you're famous, a billionaire Jesus; Don't care if ...
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Saturday, March 26, 2011

Rat-A-Tat Tah-Tahs [Today's News Poem, March 26, 2011]

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Rat-A-Tat Tah-Tahs [Today's News Poem, March 26, 2011] The sexy empowered with fuck imagination Powered the office, and powered the c...

CombatWords Hype for the Week: Hooray for Dystopia

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CombatWords Hype for the Week: Hooray for Dystopia Welcome to cyberpunk. May I take your order? Play, critique, or read the game here: ht...

Jokepocalypse [From Twitter, March 26, 2011]

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Jokepocalypse When comedy has been completely explored, it will become the domain of academics, comedemicians, joke generators for sale at...
Friday, March 25, 2011

Vespers and Vapors [Today's News Poem, March 25, 2011]

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Vespers and Vapors [Today's News Poem, March 25, 2011] When I breathe, I smell the lozenge you; The winter, springtime pollen you. O...
Thursday, March 24, 2011

Divine Qubit [Today's News Poem, March 24, 2011]

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Divine Qubit [Today's News Poem, March 24, 2011] If you can imagine it, then somewhere it's real In the possible universe, possib...
Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Taking You With Me [Today's News Poem, March 23, 2011]

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Taking You With Me [Today's News Poem, March 23, 2011] Think of all those dollars saved, While coasting on an outbound wave: Farallo...
Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Dormant Code [Today's News Poem, March 22, 2011]

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Dormant Code [Today's News Poem, March 22, 2011] If blossoms admit it; if jackhammers mutter, Jackasses sputter it—spring is erection...
Monday, March 21, 2011

Fission Metaphor [Today's News Poem, March 21, 2011]

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Fission Metaphor [Today's News Poem, March 21, 2011] Grasp ever tighter and lose the whole thing. Springs, sprockets, circuitry slip ...
Sunday, March 20, 2011

Elbow Room [Today's News Poem, March 20, 2011]

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Elbow Room [Today's News Poem, March 20, 2011] My grandmother's sister would elbow the crowds Towing her comical entourage—pretee...
Saturday, March 19, 2011

Kirilian Epiphany [Today's News Poem, March 19, 2011]

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Kirilian Epiphany [Today's News Poem, March 19, 2011] Perception inverted, the light seemed excessive, Radioactive, relentless, Its ...

The World is Ending! So Play Some CombatWords!

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Sure seems like the end of an era to me: http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2011/03/combatwords-march-18-2011-end-of-era.html Steven Marty Gr...

Deteriorating Facsimile [Combatwords Repost, March 12, 2011]

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Deteriorating Facsimile [Combatwords Repost, March 12, 2011] From http://combatwords.blogspot.com Admit it, you've suffered reversals...
Friday, March 18, 2011

Modern Excommunication [Today's News Poem, March 18, 2011]

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Modern Excommunication [Today's News Poem, March 18, 2011] To: You From: Me Re: Unemployment Body: You cannot imagine beyond it; Y...
Thursday, March 17, 2011

Evolution of the New Biosphere [Today's News Poem, March 17, 2011]

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Evolution of the New Biosphere [Today's News Poem, March 17, 2011] The pleasure dome of climate: gas and green Covers the stone and e...
Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Riparian Monster [Today's News Poem, March 16, 2011]

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Riparian Monster [Today's News Poem, March 16, 2011] Bounded by freshness, rocks in my middle, I scuttle through openness carved with...

Exclusive Toylit Interview With @RadioactiveHair: The Man Who Infiltrated North Korea

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Exclusive Toylit Interview With @RadioactiveHair: The Man Who Infiltrated North Korea It was an amazing time to be alive: North Korea ent...
Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Cannibalizing the Giant [Today's News Poem, March 15, 2011]

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Cannibalizing the Giant [Today's News Poem, March 15, 2011] All the ruling beasts align together: Canis and Catus; Homo and Capra. E...
Monday, March 14, 2011

Pet Apocalypses [Guest News Poem by Mark Kerstetter, March 14, 2011]

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Pet Apocalypses [Guest News Poem by Mark Kerstetter, March 14, 2011] By Mark Kerstetter http://markerstetter.blogspot.com When not stric...
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Final Garfield Strip: The Censored Original! (And Announcements Enclosed)

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Shocking, isn't it? But the redacted original is even more stunning and hints at a tantalizing thesis that demands further investigatio...
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Psychicphrenic Sensitivities [Today's News Poem, March 14, 2011]

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Psychicphrenic Sensitivities [Today's News Poem, March 14, 2011] Every moon has its current. Only the wisest of schizos acknowledge ...
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Sunday, March 13, 2011

Tsunami Riptide [Today's News Poem, March 13, 2011]

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Tsunami Riptide [Today's News Poem, March 13, 2011] Unravel the surface and peel off the ceilings. Reveal, repeal, uncover, then exil...

Combatwords Wants YOU

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I know your kind: your hollow fealty to words. You claim you'd die for literature, yet you fear to be slain in the arena. Well Combatwor...
Saturday, March 12, 2011

Debunking the Myths of Japan [Today's News Poem, March 12, 2011]

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Debunking the Myths of Japan [Today's News Poem, March 12, 2011] The dolphins are laughing, the bigot applauds; Maguro, unagi salute ...
Friday, March 11, 2011

Eye Big In Japan [Today's News Poem, March 11, 2011]

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Eye Big In Japan [Today's News Poem, March 11, 2011] Where wave meets reactor; where blaze floats on foam, Where old circuits die whe...
Thursday, March 10, 2011

Banana Slug Nazar [Today's News Poem, March 10, 2011]

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Banana Slug Nazar [Today's News Poem, March 10, 2011] At first it was God's Eye: a charm of protection We made with two sticks an...
Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Deducing Induction [Today's News Poem, March 9, 2011]

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Deducing Induction [Today's News Poem, March 9, 2011] Fourteen billion pairs of eyes Gazed at their seventy billion toes; Saw a tril...
Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Lies In The Firmament [Today's News Poem, March 8, 2011]

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Lies In The Firmament [Today's News Poem, March 8, 2011] I think I felt a spark beneath the moon; It was crushing, tremendous—I felt ...
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