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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Taking You With Me [Today's News Poem, March 23, 2011]

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Taking You With Me [Today's News Poem, March 23, 2011] Think of all those dollars saved, While coasting on an outbound wave: Farallo...
Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Dormant Code [Today's News Poem, March 22, 2011]

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Dormant Code [Today's News Poem, March 22, 2011] If blossoms admit it; if jackhammers mutter, Jackasses sputter it—spring is erection...
Monday, March 21, 2011

Fission Metaphor [Today's News Poem, March 21, 2011]

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Fission Metaphor [Today's News Poem, March 21, 2011] Grasp ever tighter and lose the whole thing. Springs, sprockets, circuitry slip ...
Sunday, March 20, 2011

Elbow Room [Today's News Poem, March 20, 2011]

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Elbow Room [Today's News Poem, March 20, 2011] My grandmother's sister would elbow the crowds Towing her comical entourage—pretee...
Saturday, March 19, 2011

Kirilian Epiphany [Today's News Poem, March 19, 2011]

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Kirilian Epiphany [Today's News Poem, March 19, 2011] Perception inverted, the light seemed excessive, Radioactive, relentless, Its ...

The World is Ending! So Play Some CombatWords!

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Sure seems like the end of an era to me: http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2011/03/combatwords-march-18-2011-end-of-era.html Steven Marty Gr...

Deteriorating Facsimile [Combatwords Repost, March 12, 2011]

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Deteriorating Facsimile [Combatwords Repost, March 12, 2011] From http://combatwords.blogspot.com Admit it, you've suffered reversals...
Friday, March 18, 2011

Modern Excommunication [Today's News Poem, March 18, 2011]

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Modern Excommunication [Today's News Poem, March 18, 2011] To: You From: Me Re: Unemployment Body: You cannot imagine beyond it; Y...
Thursday, March 17, 2011

Evolution of the New Biosphere [Today's News Poem, March 17, 2011]

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Evolution of the New Biosphere [Today's News Poem, March 17, 2011] The pleasure dome of climate: gas and green Covers the stone and e...
Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Riparian Monster [Today's News Poem, March 16, 2011]

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Riparian Monster [Today's News Poem, March 16, 2011] Bounded by freshness, rocks in my middle, I scuttle through openness carved with...

Exclusive Toylit Interview With @RadioactiveHair: The Man Who Infiltrated North Korea

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Exclusive Toylit Interview With @RadioactiveHair: The Man Who Infiltrated North Korea It was an amazing time to be alive: North Korea ent...
Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Cannibalizing the Giant [Today's News Poem, March 15, 2011]

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Cannibalizing the Giant [Today's News Poem, March 15, 2011] All the ruling beasts align together: Canis and Catus; Homo and Capra. E...
Monday, March 14, 2011

Pet Apocalypses [Guest News Poem by Mark Kerstetter, March 14, 2011]

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Pet Apocalypses [Guest News Poem by Mark Kerstetter, March 14, 2011] By Mark Kerstetter http://markerstetter.blogspot.com When not stric...
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Final Garfield Strip: The Censored Original! (And Announcements Enclosed)

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Shocking, isn't it? But the redacted original is even more stunning and hints at a tantalizing thesis that demands further investigatio...
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Psychicphrenic Sensitivities [Today's News Poem, March 14, 2011]

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Psychicphrenic Sensitivities [Today's News Poem, March 14, 2011] Every moon has its current. Only the wisest of schizos acknowledge ...
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Sunday, March 13, 2011

Tsunami Riptide [Today's News Poem, March 13, 2011]

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Tsunami Riptide [Today's News Poem, March 13, 2011] Unravel the surface and peel off the ceilings. Reveal, repeal, uncover, then exil...

Combatwords Wants YOU

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I know your kind: your hollow fealty to words. You claim you'd die for literature, yet you fear to be slain in the arena. Well Combatwor...
Saturday, March 12, 2011

Debunking the Myths of Japan [Today's News Poem, March 12, 2011]

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Debunking the Myths of Japan [Today's News Poem, March 12, 2011] The dolphins are laughing, the bigot applauds; Maguro, unagi salute ...
Friday, March 11, 2011

Eye Big In Japan [Today's News Poem, March 11, 2011]

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Eye Big In Japan [Today's News Poem, March 11, 2011] Where wave meets reactor; where blaze floats on foam, Where old circuits die whe...
Thursday, March 10, 2011

Banana Slug Nazar [Today's News Poem, March 10, 2011]

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Banana Slug Nazar [Today's News Poem, March 10, 2011] At first it was God's Eye: a charm of protection We made with two sticks an...
Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Deducing Induction [Today's News Poem, March 9, 2011]

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Deducing Induction [Today's News Poem, March 9, 2011] Fourteen billion pairs of eyes Gazed at their seventy billion toes; Saw a tril...
Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Lies In The Firmament [Today's News Poem, March 8, 2011]

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Lies In The Firmament [Today's News Poem, March 8, 2011] I think I felt a spark beneath the moon; It was crushing, tremendous—I felt ...
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Monday, March 07, 2011

Excuseman Misses Quota [Today's News Poem, March 7 2011]

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Excuseman Misses Quota [Today's News Poem, March 7 2011] The pencils for closers, the door for excuses; Go to the door my excuseman, ...
Sunday, March 06, 2011

Bird of Coffins [Today's News Poem, March 6, 2011]

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Bird of Coffins [Today's News Poem, March 6, 2011] It started in grass and it ends in the sand. It glided the thermals, its droppings...
Saturday, March 05, 2011

Buried Alive In A Grave For Pagan Gods [Today's News Poem, March 5, 2011]

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Buried Alive In A Grave For Pagan Gods [Today's News Poem, March 5, 2011] 'Shafted,' the veins call. Shafted in ore. Shafted ...

Tales From the Combatwords Arena: Randomness

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Anton Gourman ( http://forpuck.wordpress.com/ ) won last week's Combatwords, so he selected this week's topic. You can see him win ...
Friday, March 04, 2011

The Golden Termite [Today's News Poem, March 4, 2011]

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The Golden Termite [Today's News Poem, March 4, 2011] It's always back and forth between deduction, induction, reduction, seductio...
Thursday, March 03, 2011

They Will Take It From Us [Today's News Poem, March 3, 2011]

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They Will Take It From Us [Today's News Poem, March 3, 2011] I don't embrace you yet—I will, so tarry. Bless us, extend our dura...
Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Commanded To Surrender [Today's News Poem, March 2, 2011]

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Commanded To Surrender [Today's News Poem, March 2, 2011] Law is stone and God is brazier: Bronze, unyielding, burning razor. Time i...
Tuesday, March 01, 2011

False Etymology of Western Modernity [Today's News Poem, March 1, 2011]

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False Etymology of Western Modernity [Today's News Poem, March 1, 2011] Pass through the root of a word: It resembles enchanters of b...
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