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Sunday, March 13, 2011

Tsunami Riptide [Today's News Poem, March 13, 2011]

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Tsunami Riptide [Today's News Poem, March 13, 2011] Unravel the surface and peel off the ceilings. Reveal, repeal, uncover, then exil...

Combatwords Wants YOU

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I know your kind: your hollow fealty to words. You claim you'd die for literature, yet you fear to be slain in the arena. Well Combatwor...
Saturday, March 12, 2011

Debunking the Myths of Japan [Today's News Poem, March 12, 2011]

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Debunking the Myths of Japan [Today's News Poem, March 12, 2011] The dolphins are laughing, the bigot applauds; Maguro, unagi salute ...
Friday, March 11, 2011

Eye Big In Japan [Today's News Poem, March 11, 2011]

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Eye Big In Japan [Today's News Poem, March 11, 2011] Where wave meets reactor; where blaze floats on foam, Where old circuits die whe...
Thursday, March 10, 2011

Banana Slug Nazar [Today's News Poem, March 10, 2011]

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Banana Slug Nazar [Today's News Poem, March 10, 2011] At first it was God's Eye: a charm of protection We made with two sticks an...
Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Deducing Induction [Today's News Poem, March 9, 2011]

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Deducing Induction [Today's News Poem, March 9, 2011] Fourteen billion pairs of eyes Gazed at their seventy billion toes; Saw a tril...
Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Lies In The Firmament [Today's News Poem, March 8, 2011]

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Lies In The Firmament [Today's News Poem, March 8, 2011] I think I felt a spark beneath the moon; It was crushing, tremendous—I felt ...
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Monday, March 07, 2011

Excuseman Misses Quota [Today's News Poem, March 7 2011]

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Excuseman Misses Quota [Today's News Poem, March 7 2011] The pencils for closers, the door for excuses; Go to the door my excuseman, ...
Sunday, March 06, 2011

Bird of Coffins [Today's News Poem, March 6, 2011]

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Bird of Coffins [Today's News Poem, March 6, 2011] It started in grass and it ends in the sand. It glided the thermals, its droppings...
Saturday, March 05, 2011

Buried Alive In A Grave For Pagan Gods [Today's News Poem, March 5, 2011]

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Buried Alive In A Grave For Pagan Gods [Today's News Poem, March 5, 2011] 'Shafted,' the veins call. Shafted in ore. Shafted ...

Tales From the Combatwords Arena: Randomness

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Anton Gourman ( http://forpuck.wordpress.com/ ) won last week's Combatwords, so he selected this week's topic. You can see him win ...
Friday, March 04, 2011

The Golden Termite [Today's News Poem, March 4, 2011]

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The Golden Termite [Today's News Poem, March 4, 2011] It's always back and forth between deduction, induction, reduction, seductio...
Thursday, March 03, 2011

They Will Take It From Us [Today's News Poem, March 3, 2011]

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They Will Take It From Us [Today's News Poem, March 3, 2011] I don't embrace you yet—I will, so tarry. Bless us, extend our dura...
Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Commanded To Surrender [Today's News Poem, March 2, 2011]

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Commanded To Surrender [Today's News Poem, March 2, 2011] Law is stone and God is brazier: Bronze, unyielding, burning razor. Time i...
Tuesday, March 01, 2011

False Etymology of Western Modernity [Today's News Poem, March 1, 2011]

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False Etymology of Western Modernity [Today's News Poem, March 1, 2011] Pass through the root of a word: It resembles enchanters of b...
Monday, February 28, 2011

Change Charges Promise [Today's News Poem, February 28, 2011]

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Change Charges Promise [Today's News Poem, February 28, 2011] Change is a coin that one flips in the air, Calls as it lands; then one...
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Sunday, February 27, 2011

Rat Maze [Today's News Poem, February 27, 2011]

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Rat Maze [Today's News Poem, February 27, 2011] Over capacity, under the freeway, Next to the tower of smog—yes the thunder's Al...

11.5 More Hours of Combatwords

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Get your Combatwords right here: http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2011/02/combatwords-february-25-2011-friendship.html Hikimadwoman http:/...
Saturday, February 26, 2011

Breadlines and Roselines [Today's News Poem, February 26, 2011]

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Breadlines and Roselines [Today's News Poem, February 26, 2011] Make a date: the Ferry Building Farmer's Market. Wait in a civili...
Friday, February 25, 2011

Whiteout [Today's News Poem, February 25, 2011]

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Whiteout [Today's News Poem, February 25, 2011] In the dark, it's mind and toes that cringe and hands that grip the walls; Dark a...
Thursday, February 24, 2011

Blackout [Today's News Poem, February 24, 2011]

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Blackout [Today's News Poem, February 24, 2011] Rain the timbers sideways, raise the tarp And slide if you dare through a hurricane. ...
Wednesday, February 23, 2011

The Slave Meme [Today's News Poem, February 23, 2011]

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The Slave Meme [Today's News Poem, February 23, 2011] Calculate value with margins of error: Rome had its slaves who rebelled and des...
Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Time Machine [Today's News Poem, February 22, 2011]

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Time Machine [Today's News Poem, February 22, 2011] Los Angeles twists on Sierra— A snow-melt from faucet to desert— And gargles the...
Monday, February 21, 2011

American RPG [Today's News Poem, February 21, 2011]

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American RPG [Today's News Poem, February 21, 2011] I loaded my game and returned to the sidewalk. To level, I jaywalked and dodged a...
Sunday, February 20, 2011

Skipper De-Jaded [Today's News Poem, February 20, 2011]

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Skipper De-Jaded [Today's News Poem, February 20, 2011] If I chose revolution and salvaged compassion From my island of shipwreck, my...
Saturday, February 19, 2011

Above Average [Today's News Poem, February 19, 2011]

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Above Average [Today's News Poem, February 19, 2011] I've reached the other side of average And I find I've never understood ...
Friday, February 18, 2011

Ready For The Next Nerve [Today's News Poem, February 18, 2011]

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Ready For The Next Nerve [Today's News Poem, February 18, 2011] Press conversation; the world is for you. Sell your opinion, say ...
Thursday, February 17, 2011

Heavenly Orbit [Today's News Poem, February 17, 2011]

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Heavenly Orbit [Today's News Poem, February 17, 2011] Watchfulness over the money—count on it. Count on the yellow to follow currency...
Wednesday, February 16, 2011

In the Hall of the Mountain of the Financial Aid Officer [Today's News Poem, February 16, 2011]

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In the Hall of the Mountain of the Financial Aid Officer [Today's News Poem, February 16, 2011] The yuppie code expels its vitriol, C...
Tuesday, February 15, 2011

We Just Want To Be Free [Today's News Poem, February 15, 2011]

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We Just Want To Be Free [Today's News Poem, February 15, 2011] Dinner has vanquished the evening, All the dishes oppress the night, ...
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