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Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Commanded To Surrender [Today's News Poem, March 2, 2011]

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Commanded To Surrender [Today's News Poem, March 2, 2011] Law is stone and God is brazier: Bronze, unyielding, burning razor. Time i...
Tuesday, March 01, 2011

False Etymology of Western Modernity [Today's News Poem, March 1, 2011]

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False Etymology of Western Modernity [Today's News Poem, March 1, 2011] Pass through the root of a word: It resembles enchanters of b...
Monday, February 28, 2011

Change Charges Promise [Today's News Poem, February 28, 2011]

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Change Charges Promise [Today's News Poem, February 28, 2011] Change is a coin that one flips in the air, Calls as it lands; then one...
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Sunday, February 27, 2011

Rat Maze [Today's News Poem, February 27, 2011]

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Rat Maze [Today's News Poem, February 27, 2011] Over capacity, under the freeway, Next to the tower of smog—yes the thunder's Al...

11.5 More Hours of Combatwords

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Get your Combatwords right here: http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2011/02/combatwords-february-25-2011-friendship.html Hikimadwoman http:/...
Saturday, February 26, 2011

Breadlines and Roselines [Today's News Poem, February 26, 2011]

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Breadlines and Roselines [Today's News Poem, February 26, 2011] Make a date: the Ferry Building Farmer's Market. Wait in a civili...
Friday, February 25, 2011

Whiteout [Today's News Poem, February 25, 2011]

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Whiteout [Today's News Poem, February 25, 2011] In the dark, it's mind and toes that cringe and hands that grip the walls; Dark a...
Thursday, February 24, 2011

Blackout [Today's News Poem, February 24, 2011]

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Blackout [Today's News Poem, February 24, 2011] Rain the timbers sideways, raise the tarp And slide if you dare through a hurricane. ...
Wednesday, February 23, 2011

The Slave Meme [Today's News Poem, February 23, 2011]

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The Slave Meme [Today's News Poem, February 23, 2011] Calculate value with margins of error: Rome had its slaves who rebelled and des...
Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Time Machine [Today's News Poem, February 22, 2011]

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Time Machine [Today's News Poem, February 22, 2011] Los Angeles twists on Sierra— A snow-melt from faucet to desert— And gargles the...
Monday, February 21, 2011

American RPG [Today's News Poem, February 21, 2011]

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American RPG [Today's News Poem, February 21, 2011] I loaded my game and returned to the sidewalk. To level, I jaywalked and dodged a...
Sunday, February 20, 2011

Skipper De-Jaded [Today's News Poem, February 20, 2011]

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Skipper De-Jaded [Today's News Poem, February 20, 2011] If I chose revolution and salvaged compassion From my island of shipwreck, my...
Saturday, February 19, 2011

Above Average [Today's News Poem, February 19, 2011]

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Above Average [Today's News Poem, February 19, 2011] I've reached the other side of average And I find I've never understood ...
Friday, February 18, 2011

Ready For The Next Nerve [Today's News Poem, February 18, 2011]

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Ready For The Next Nerve [Today's News Poem, February 18, 2011] Press conversation; the world is for you. Sell your opinion, say ...
Thursday, February 17, 2011

Heavenly Orbit [Today's News Poem, February 17, 2011]

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Heavenly Orbit [Today's News Poem, February 17, 2011] Watchfulness over the money—count on it. Count on the yellow to follow currency...
Wednesday, February 16, 2011

In the Hall of the Mountain of the Financial Aid Officer [Today's News Poem, February 16, 2011]

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In the Hall of the Mountain of the Financial Aid Officer [Today's News Poem, February 16, 2011] The yuppie code expels its vitriol, C...
Tuesday, February 15, 2011

We Just Want To Be Free [Today's News Poem, February 15, 2011]

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We Just Want To Be Free [Today's News Poem, February 15, 2011] Dinner has vanquished the evening, All the dishes oppress the night, ...
Monday, February 14, 2011

Webbing to Bind Them [Today's News Poem, February 14, 2011]

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Webbing to Bind Them [Today's News Poem, February 14, 2011] The fly or the spider, which represents us In webs of our days? Or maybe ...
Sunday, February 13, 2011

Anonymous is Legion [Today's News Poem, February 13, 2011]

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Anonymous is Legion [Today's News Poem, February 13, 2011] How did things get so anonymous? How did the face disappear in crowds? Lo...
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Saturday, February 12, 2011

Violent Regenerations [Today's News Poem, February 12, 2011]

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Violent Regenerations [Today's News Poem, February 12, 2011] Did technology save him in winter? Did the towers transmit his location?...
Friday, February 11, 2011

Excerpts From the Combatwords Arena 2/11/2011, 11:25pm PST

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Combatwords ( http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2011/02/combatwords-february-11-2011-sales.html ) started 2/11/2011, 2pm PST. Here's the ...

Vise Sales, Vice Sails [CombatWords Poem, February 11, 2011]

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Vise Sales, Vice Sails [CombatWords Poem, February 11, 2011] From http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2011/02/combatwords-february-11-2011-sale...

Savage Disobedience [Combatwords Poem, from February 4, 2011]. Also, Combatwords JUST started.

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Savage Disobedience [Combatwords Poem, from February 4, 2011] From: http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2011/02/combatwords-february-4-2011-mis...

Devolved Phoenix [Today's News Poem, February 11, 2011]

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Devolved Phoenix [Today's News Poem, February 11, 2011] By match or lighter, someone burned alive To death in a street: one of the ma...
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Thursday, February 10, 2011

Thoughts on Poetry (Reposted from Twitter)

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How to fake a poem: 1) Remove prepositions 2) Adjective as verb or noun 3) Sex that shit up 4) End on a pointless, but sweet image. Object...

Mother of Fog of War [Today's News Poem, February 10, 2011]

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Mother of Fog of War [Today's News Poem, February 10, 2011] Bring the majority unit. Speak, let the gasses cohere Misting the window...
Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Boardwalk Desire [Today's News Poem, February 9, 2011]

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Boardwalk Desire [Today's News Poem, February 9, 2011] Chase that balloon; chase is our fullness, Lifting us near red in the blueness...
Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Media Pie [Today's News Poem, February 8, 2011]

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Media Pie [Today's News Poem, February 8, 2011] Nobody cares for the topic, they care for the tone. Everything's easy—as tasty as...
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Monday, February 07, 2011

Work Ethic (or: 'Be More Like Ariana Huffington') [Today's News Poem, February 7, 2011]

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Work Ethic (or: 'Be More Like Ariana Huffington') [Today's News Poem, February 7, 2011] It's greed that has brought us tog...
Sunday, February 06, 2011

Weekend Warriors Admire Boys of Leisure [Today's News Poem, February 6, 2011]

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Weekend Warriors Admire Boys of Leisure [Today's News Poem, February 6, 2011] Aluminum wreckage, cans at salute— Miasma of anus, swea...
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