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Saturday, January 22, 2011

You're missing something...

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... like a good fight! http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2011/01/combatwords-january-21-2011-simpletons.html Return to Toylit Subscri...

El Niño La Ley [Today's News Poem, January 22, 2011]

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El Niño La Ley [Today's News Poem, January 22, 2011] Southern Pacific, a child is reborn Out of the tropical heat and depression And...

The Daily News Poem is One Year Old and Looks as Ugly as its Dad

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I want to allocate more writing time to other projects, but I enjoy writing the daily News Poem. I hope that it defrags your mental hard dri...
Friday, January 21, 2011

Nominate @toylitpaper for a Shorty Award in #Poetry

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Why? You've got 99 problems, but News Poetry ain't 1. You're saving your money for the Toylit 2010 Report and this is how you...

Mantra for Sunset [Today's News Poem, January 21, 2011]

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Mantra for Sunset [Today's News Poem, January 21, 2011] Call for your mistress, she's marching away. There goes her green; her sa...
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Thursday, January 20, 2011

A few more minutes until your 365th day of news poems

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It has been a year that started off with iambs, switched to trochees, fell into iambs & pyrrhics before committing deeply to anapests an...

Energy Conversion [Today's News Poem, January 20, 2011]

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Energy Conversion [Today's News Poem, January 20, 2011] Energy's lost with every conversion. Entropy rules us, dominates cycles. ...
Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Office Jam [Today's News Poem, January 19, 2011]

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Office Jam [Today's News Poem, January 19, 2011] Behold the peanut butter sandwich— Bread as white as fax machines. With so many jam...
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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Trickle-Down Dinner [Today's News Poem, January 18, 2011]

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Trickle-Down Dinner [Today's News Poem, January 18, 2011] Porcelain monarchy: wealth trickles downward, Plumbing foundations—shares s...
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Monday, January 17, 2011

The Career of a Savior [Today's News Poem, January 17, 2011]

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The Career of a Savior [Today's News Poem, January 17, 2011] I poked at my self with a needle a while. Exchanging the needle for scis...
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Sunday, January 16, 2011

Recurring Digression [Today's News Poem, January 16, 2011]

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Recurring Digression [Today's News Poem, January 16, 2011] My obsessions with history, war, economics Are sizable, reckless, romantic...

Cartesian Evil Genius Makes You Lose 'The Game' Again [Combatwords Repost, January 14, 2011]

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Cartesian Evil Genius Makes You Lose 'The Game' Again [ Combatwords Repost, January 14, 2011] http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2011...
Saturday, January 15, 2011

Villain Farmer [Today's News Poem, January 15, 2011]

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Villain Farmer [Today's News Poem, January 15, 2011] Sing of the barbed-wire and string me along it. Break but don't bend, you mu...
Friday, January 14, 2011

Combatwords, Friday January 14, 2011: Identity and Reality

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Live competitive performance-writing, no net. Can you do it? http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2011/01/combatwords-friday-january-14-2011.ht...

Hope Bait [Today's News Poem, January 14, 2011]

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Hope Bait [Today's News Poem, January 14, 2011] Her heels have direction, they've walked from desire Only because she's too d...
Thursday, January 13, 2011

Tiger Father [Today's News Poem, January 13, 2011]

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Tiger Father [Today's News Poem, January 13, 2011] The last time I saw you, you raved at my mother And called her a bitch, but you ne...
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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Invisible Servant [Today's News Poem, January 12, 2011]

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Invisible Servant [Today's News Poem, January 12, 2011] Rubble up and rubble down: Castles gone to ruined stone, Cane is swaying bre...
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Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Addressing Future Folk-Demons [Today's News Poem, January 11, 2011]

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Addressing Future Folk-Demons [Today's News Poem, January 11, 2011] Careful with dreams—you'll be forced in a corner. Die by the ...
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Monday, January 10, 2011

Glandularia Gooddingii [Today's News Poem, January 10, 2011]

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Glandularia Gooddingii [Today's News Poem, January 10, 2011] The springtime in taxicabs, spring in the pistol; Spring will arrive and...
Sunday, January 09, 2011

Bone Seed [Today's News Poem, January 9, 2011]

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Bone Seed [Today's News Poem, January 9, 2011] I had a little bone and I planted it Bloodied it daily, it grew into a skull Beneath ...
Saturday, January 08, 2011

Sociogeopolitical Art Project [Today's News Poem, January 8 2011]

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Sociogeopolitical Art Project [Today's News Poem, January 8 2011] Start with some pencil, a blank sheet will do. Draw just the measur...

Insist An If [Combatwords Poem, January 7, 2011]

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Insist An If [Combatwords Poem, January 7, 2011] From: http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2011/01/combatwords-january-7-2011-splitting.html ...
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Friday, January 07, 2011

Combatwords for January 7 2011: Splitting Hairs

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Bring your belligerent streak to http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2011/01/combatwords-january-7-2011-splitting.html Return to Toylit Subs...

Fissioning Techne [Today's News Poem, January 7, 2011]

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Fissioning Techne [Today's News Poem, January 7, 2011] Come to us, cling to our structures; Change our molarity, Atom. Burst through...
Thursday, January 06, 2011

Meat [Guest Political Cartoon by Seann McCollum, January 6, 2011]

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Seann McCollum's origins are shrouded in mystery and conspiracy. Satellite imagery suggests he writes books and sells them here: http:/...

The Midrash of Faxes and Feces [Today's News Poem, January 6, 2011]

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The Midrash of Faxes and Feces [Today's News Poem, January 6, 2011] In the hills of Carmel where the dust coats the carobs There'...
Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Acid Bath [Today's News Poem, January 5, 2011]

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Acid Bath [Today's News Poem, January 5, 2011] Pity the frog, it is senseless to gradual boiling. Also, it misunderstands the whole c...
Tuesday, January 04, 2011

Die For Friday Night Football [Guest News Poem by RL Greenfield, January 4, 2011]

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Die For Friday Night Football [Guest News Poem by RL Greenfield, January 4, 2011] By RL Greenfield Wanted: red white & blue boys ...

Prayers Blow Back [Today's News Poem, January 4, 2011]

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Prayers Blow Back [Today's News Poem, January 4, 2011] We've been blowing our fumes for so long The sky thinks we deserve a rewar...
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Monday, January 03, 2011

Possessed by Sherlock [Today's News Poem, January 3, 2011]

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Possessed by Sherlock [Today's News Poem, January 3, 2011] In a deerstalker cap, with a pipe, he is Sherlock Of the bench by the bus-...
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