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Sunday, January 09, 2011

Bone Seed [Today's News Poem, January 9, 2011]

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Bone Seed [Today's News Poem, January 9, 2011] I had a little bone and I planted it Bloodied it daily, it grew into a skull Beneath ...
Saturday, January 08, 2011

Sociogeopolitical Art Project [Today's News Poem, January 8 2011]

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Sociogeopolitical Art Project [Today's News Poem, January 8 2011] Start with some pencil, a blank sheet will do. Draw just the measur...

Insist An If [Combatwords Poem, January 7, 2011]

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Insist An If [Combatwords Poem, January 7, 2011] From: http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2011/01/combatwords-january-7-2011-splitting.html ...
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Friday, January 07, 2011

Combatwords for January 7 2011: Splitting Hairs

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Bring your belligerent streak to http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2011/01/combatwords-january-7-2011-splitting.html Return to Toylit Subs...

Fissioning Techne [Today's News Poem, January 7, 2011]

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Fissioning Techne [Today's News Poem, January 7, 2011] Come to us, cling to our structures; Change our molarity, Atom. Burst through...
Thursday, January 06, 2011

Meat [Guest Political Cartoon by Seann McCollum, January 6, 2011]

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Seann McCollum's origins are shrouded in mystery and conspiracy. Satellite imagery suggests he writes books and sells them here: http:/...

The Midrash of Faxes and Feces [Today's News Poem, January 6, 2011]

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The Midrash of Faxes and Feces [Today's News Poem, January 6, 2011] In the hills of Carmel where the dust coats the carobs There'...
Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Acid Bath [Today's News Poem, January 5, 2011]

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Acid Bath [Today's News Poem, January 5, 2011] Pity the frog, it is senseless to gradual boiling. Also, it misunderstands the whole c...
Tuesday, January 04, 2011

Die For Friday Night Football [Guest News Poem by RL Greenfield, January 4, 2011]

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Die For Friday Night Football [Guest News Poem by RL Greenfield, January 4, 2011] By RL Greenfield Wanted: red white & blue boys ...

Prayers Blow Back [Today's News Poem, January 4, 2011]

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Prayers Blow Back [Today's News Poem, January 4, 2011] We've been blowing our fumes for so long The sky thinks we deserve a rewar...
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Monday, January 03, 2011

Possessed by Sherlock [Today's News Poem, January 3, 2011]

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Possessed by Sherlock [Today's News Poem, January 3, 2011] In a deerstalker cap, with a pipe, he is Sherlock Of the bench by the bus-...
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Sunday, January 02, 2011

Rock & Roll [Guest News Opinion By RL Greenfield, January 2, 2011]

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Rock & Roll [Guest News Opinion By RL Greenfield, January 2, 2011] By RL Greenfield Rock & Roll set the tone by demolishing all c...

The Second Bell [Combatwords Poem Repost, From Jan 1, 2011]

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The Second Bell [Combatwords Poem Repost, From Jan 1, 2011] From http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2010/12/combatwords-december-31-2010-new-y...

The Financial Revolution [Today's News Poem, January 2, 2011]

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The Financial Revolution [Today's News Poem, January 2, 2011] Did you check inside your pocketbook? I have heard the revolution's...
Saturday, January 01, 2011

The Golden Year or Two [Guest News Poem by Jack Granath, January 1, 2011]

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The Golden Year or Two [Guest News Poem by Jack Granath, January 1, 2011] By Jack Granath After forty-five years of work in a manufactur...

The Architecture of Degrees and Commands [Today's News Poem, January 1, 2011]

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The Architecture of Degrees and Commands [Today's News Poem, January 1, 2011] Order your magnitudes, multitudes—bind them with languag...
Friday, December 31, 2010

If Bozo the Clown Were President [Today's News Satire by Kevin Brown, December 31, 2010]

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If Bozo the Clown Were President [Today's News Satire by Kevin Brown, December 31, 2010] By Kevin Brown What is satire? Satire’s the t...

The Last CombatWords For 2010 Is Also The First CombatWords For 2011

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http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2010/12/combatwords-december-31-2010-new-year.html Buy the Q1/Q2 2010 Report right now: You can get i...

Passage of Fools [Today's News Poem, December 31, 2010]

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Passage of Fools [Today's News Poem, December 31, 2010] I've depleted the winter and gathered its dew On a pinhead—my pinhead—and...
Thursday, December 30, 2010

Cringing From Awfulness [Today's News Poem, December 30, 2010]

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Cringing From Awfulness [Today's News Poem, December 30, 2010] "Where are your eyes?" I've inverted them, Pointed them...
Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Ashton Kutcher Around A Campfire [Today's News Poem, December 29, 2010]

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Ashton Kutcher Around A Campfire [Today's News Poem, December 29, 2010] Check out this watch that I got from a star: Platinum, crysta...
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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

New Europe [Today's News Poem, December 28, 2010]

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New Europe [Today's News Poem, December 28, 2010] As he's pouring the tea, you consider his past; Not enough to refuse, but enoug...
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Monday, December 27, 2010

Tomb Bunker [Today's News Poem, December 27, 2010]

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Tomb Bunker [Today's News Poem, December 27, 2010] Look to the sky for examples in nature: Air does not stay in one place—it's in...
Sunday, December 26, 2010

The Missing Blowout Preventer Switch [Today's News Poem, December 26, 2010]

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The Missing Blowout Preventer Switch [Today's News Poem, December 26, 2010] The buses are whining while winter is raining; A mother i...
Saturday, December 25, 2010

Dead Money [Today's News Poem, December 25, 2010]

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Dead Money [Today's News Poem, December 25, 2010] You call that decay there your asset? How is it possible? Why did you come here Wi...
Friday, December 24, 2010

CombatWords for December 24, 2010: Holiday!

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CombatWords for December 24, 2010: Holiday! http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2010/12/combatwords-december-24-2010-holiday.html Buy the ...

Remorseless Code [Today's News Poem, December 24, 2010]

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Remorseless Code [Today's News Poem, December 24, 2010] It's clearer now. Spots in the road Separate vehicles: Faith is a roadb...
Thursday, December 23, 2010

Reckless Jailbreak [Today's News Poem, December 23, 2010]

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Reckless Jailbreak [Today's News Poem, December 23, 2010] What's innocence, but ignorance? And ignorance? Excuse, when no excuse ...
Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Shooting Blindly [Today's News Poem, December 22, 2010]

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Shooting Blindly [Today's News Poem, December 22, 2010] Shoot out all the lights and when the murders start, Blindness guides the arc...
Tuesday, December 21, 2010

The Color of Transition [Today's News Poem, December 21, 2010]

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The Color of Transition [Today's News Poem, December 21, 2010] Red is the color of movement: a light in transition Caught inbetween t...
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