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Sunday, November 14, 2010

Nazi Butterfly Effect [Today's News Poem, November 14, 2010]

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Nazi Butterfly Effect [Today's News Poem, November 14, 2010] In the long run that marathon mattered So little, that only the name of ...

My Manta Ray's Not All Right [#twitterfoundpoem, November 14, 2010]

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My Manta Ray's Not All Right [#twitterfoundpoem, November 14, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Pretty sure I saw a dead shark by...
Saturday, November 13, 2010

Mendel's Strain [Today's News Poem, November 13, 2010]

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Mendel's Strain [Today's News Poem, November 13, 2010] A German pea was a credit to master Races; grooming the soil for the inter...

Bearing North With Bare Arms [#twitterfoundpoem, November 13, 2010]

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Bearing North With Bare Arms [#twitterfoundpoem, November 13, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem the Lord of the Ringtones where the b...
Friday, November 12, 2010

Counterpoint Epiphany [Today's News Poem, November 12, 2010]

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Counterpoint Epiphany [Today's News Poem, November 12, 2010] I open my eyes, and by seeing, am seen; Leverage circuitry, witness the ...

Manic Affirmations [#twitterfoundpoem, November 12, 2010]

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Manic Affirmations [#twitterfoundpoem, November 12, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem It's so hard surviving now. so hard to dar...
Thursday, November 11, 2010

Lament of a Scythian King [Bonus Poem from the Archives]

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Lament of a Scythian King [Bonus Poem from the Archives] Why must they find my body and booty? Why excavate, only to desecrate? Though w...

Someone Clicked Yesterday, So Have a Bonus Poem Today

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Express enough interest in my sponsors & I'll put up an epic poem that Ploughshares & Poetry both rejected. Buy the Q1/Q2 2010...

Collision With Nothing [Today's News Poem, November 11, 2010]

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Collision With Nothing [Today's News Poem, November 11, 2010] We have gone too far. We've collided, With nothing. Off of the prec...

Sink Yo Pants! [#twitterfoundpoem, November 11, 2010]

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Sink Yo Pants! [#twitterfoundpoem, November 11, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Sinking to an all time low. the sycophants are thee...

Stop poisoning the readership [Repost]

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Stop poisoning the readership http://toylit.blogspot.com/2010/03/stop-poisoning-readership.html I know it's hard to give up an ambitio...

The Tear Streaked Army Is Here!

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You might see an odd clustering of negs on Toylit. They couldn't send me their tears, so they're sending me the next best thing. I k...
Wednesday, November 10, 2010

G20 Discovers What I Figured Out Four Years Ago

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Fuck yes, I LOVE being correct 4 years in advance. I'm listening to The News Hour and hearing all this panic over a dollar devaluation....

Prison Camp [Today's News Poem, November 10, 2010]

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Prison Camp [Today's News Poem, November 10, 2010] Oakland is litter—no. Cities are clutter. High on the yeast that ferments in the n...

Matt Quinn (@poemblaze1) Cries When He Hears The Truth [#twitterfoundpoem, November 10, 2010]

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Matt Quinn (@poemblaze1) Cries When He Hears The Truth [#twitterfoundpoem, November 10, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I love watch...
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010

A Modest Haggle [Today's News Poem, November 9, 2010]

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A Modest Haggle [Today's News Poem, November 9, 2010] Ground up beef's two bucks a pound, Chicken breasts cost twice as much, Ba...
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The Central Question [#twitterfoundpoem, November 9, 2010]

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The Central Question [#twitterfoundpoem, November 9, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem MAN, I ALL CAN SAY IS PUT THE MONEY on DA HATA...
Monday, November 08, 2010

Social Pyramid [Today's News Poem, November 8, 2010]

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Social Pyramid [Today's News Poem, November 8, 2010] If humankind's highest ambition's to elevate Mortal to godlings, who car...

Thank You! Drive Thru! [#twitterfoundpoem, November 8, 2010]

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Thank You! Drive Thru! [#twitterfoundpoem, November 8, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I've seen trouble at the drive thru, all ...
Sunday, November 07, 2010

Through The Holy Submarine's Porthole [#twitterfoundpoem, November 7, 2010]

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Through The Holy Submarine's Porthole [#twitterfoundpoem, November 7, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Ordain my minutes with Yo...

The Allure of the Mountain [Today's News Poem, November 7, 2010]

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The Allure of the Mountain [Today's News Poem, November 7, 2010] You embrace, so reject what you can. Default to a mask—for the gas ...
Saturday, November 06, 2010

The Toylit Q1/Q2 2010 Report Is Now On Sale As An E-Book

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Go forth and buy. Also, if you want a bonus poem for tomorrow, 'patronize' my sponsors. Buy the Q1/Q2 2010 Report right now: ...

Burnt Offerings At The Improvised Temple Mount [Today's News Poem, November 6, 2010]

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Burnt Offerings At The Improvised Temple Mount [Today's News Poem, November 6, 2010] Inscribe a message for yourself And beggar neigh...

The Fantastic Mechanical Museum of Coin Operated Flesh [Bonus Poem From Archives]

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The Fantastic Mechanical Museum of Coin Operated Flesh I) Should the Predictions of Anti-Feces Futurists Come True As goes feces, so too ...

Brain In A Vat In A Bed With You [#twitterfoundpoem, November 6, 2010]

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Brain In A Vat In A Bed With You [#twitterfoundpoem, November 6, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I was in bed with you. noticed you...
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