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Thursday, November 11, 2010
Lament of a Scythian King [Bonus Poem from the Archives]
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Lament of a Scythian King [Bonus Poem from the Archives] Why must they find my body and booty? Why excavate, only to desecrate? Though w...
Someone Clicked Yesterday, So Have a Bonus Poem Today
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Express enough interest in my sponsors & I'll put up an epic poem that Ploughshares & Poetry both rejected. Buy the Q1/Q2 2010...
Collision With Nothing [Today's News Poem, November 11, 2010]
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Collision With Nothing [Today's News Poem, November 11, 2010] We have gone too far. We've collided, With nothing. Off of the prec...
Sink Yo Pants! [#twitterfoundpoem, November 11, 2010]
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Sink Yo Pants! [#twitterfoundpoem, November 11, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Sinking to an all time low. the sycophants are thee...
Stop poisoning the readership [Repost]
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Stop poisoning the readership http://toylit.blogspot.com/2010/03/stop-poisoning-readership.html I know it's hard to give up an ambitio...
The Tear Streaked Army Is Here!
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You might see an odd clustering of negs on Toylit. They couldn't send me their tears, so they're sending me the next best thing. I k...
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
G20 Discovers What I Figured Out Four Years Ago
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Fuck yes, I LOVE being correct 4 years in advance. I'm listening to The News Hour and hearing all this panic over a dollar devaluation....
Prison Camp [Today's News Poem, November 10, 2010]
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Prison Camp [Today's News Poem, November 10, 2010] Oakland is litter—no. Cities are clutter. High on the yeast that ferments in the n...
Matt Quinn (@poemblaze1) Cries When He Hears The Truth [#twitterfoundpoem, November 10, 2010]
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Matt Quinn (@poemblaze1) Cries When He Hears The Truth [#twitterfoundpoem, November 10, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I love watch...
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010
A Modest Haggle [Today's News Poem, November 9, 2010]
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A Modest Haggle [Today's News Poem, November 9, 2010] Ground up beef's two bucks a pound, Chicken breasts cost twice as much, Ba...
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The Central Question [#twitterfoundpoem, November 9, 2010]
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The Central Question [#twitterfoundpoem, November 9, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem MAN, I ALL CAN SAY IS PUT THE MONEY on DA HATA...
Monday, November 08, 2010
Social Pyramid [Today's News Poem, November 8, 2010]
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Social Pyramid [Today's News Poem, November 8, 2010] If humankind's highest ambition's to elevate Mortal to godlings, who car...
Thank You! Drive Thru! [#twitterfoundpoem, November 8, 2010]
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Thank You! Drive Thru! [#twitterfoundpoem, November 8, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I've seen trouble at the drive thru, all ...
Sunday, November 07, 2010
Through The Holy Submarine's Porthole [#twitterfoundpoem, November 7, 2010]
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Through The Holy Submarine's Porthole [#twitterfoundpoem, November 7, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Ordain my minutes with Yo...
The Allure of the Mountain [Today's News Poem, November 7, 2010]
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The Allure of the Mountain [Today's News Poem, November 7, 2010] You embrace, so reject what you can. Default to a mask—for the gas ...
Saturday, November 06, 2010
The Toylit Q1/Q2 2010 Report Is Now On Sale As An E-Book
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Go forth and buy. Also, if you want a bonus poem for tomorrow, 'patronize' my sponsors. Buy the Q1/Q2 2010 Report right now: ...
Burnt Offerings At The Improvised Temple Mount [Today's News Poem, November 6, 2010]
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Burnt Offerings At The Improvised Temple Mount [Today's News Poem, November 6, 2010] Inscribe a message for yourself And beggar neigh...
The Fantastic Mechanical Museum of Coin Operated Flesh [Bonus Poem From Archives]
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The Fantastic Mechanical Museum of Coin Operated Flesh I) Should the Predictions of Anti-Feces Futurists Come True As goes feces, so too ...
Brain In A Vat In A Bed With You [#twitterfoundpoem, November 6, 2010]
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Brain In A Vat In A Bed With You [#twitterfoundpoem, November 6, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I was in bed with you. noticed you...
Friday, November 05, 2010
Bonus Poem Challenge
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It's simple: if a few of you 'demonstrate' interest in my sponsors then I'll post an old, unpublished poem. This is a daily ...
Freestyle Time at CombatWords! November 5, 2010
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http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2010/11/combatwords-november-5-2010-freestyle.html BTW, the dude's totally not freestyling. He's...
Forces of Nature [Today's News Poem, November 5, 2010]
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Forces of Nature [Today's News Poem, November 5, 2010] Ants can commune with the infants. Crawling up bedposts to tickle Toes kicked...
Explaned Explosion [#twitterfoundpoem, November 5, 2010]
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Explaned Explosion [#twitterfoundpoem, November 5, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem grenades and razor blades fall mainly on the pl...
Thursday, November 04, 2010
Louis XVI Considers His Good Fortune [Today's News Poem, November 4, 2010]
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Louis XVI Considers His Good Fortune [Today's News Poem, November 4, 2010] Accustomed to excess refinement, Pause and admire the cons...
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