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Thursday, October 28, 2010

The Smallest Infinite Set [Today's News Poem, October 28, 2010]

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The Smallest Infinite Set [Today's News Poem, October 28, 2010] Capo, the box, has absconded with flowers, Depleted their wavelengths...

Stroke Off And Have the Job Done! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 28, 2010]

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Stroke Off And Have the Job Done! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 28, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem when life gives you a stroke, you...
Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Kingdom of Horses [Today's News Poem, October 27, 2010]

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Kingdom of Horses [Today's News Poem, October 27, 2010] Prophets in robes made of sackcloth and diesel dust Know that the jester is c...
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Dark And Stormy Knight [#twitterfoundpoem, October 27, 2010]

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Dark And Stormy Knight [#twitterfoundpoem, October 27, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY Knight Cold as the...
Tuesday, October 26, 2010

The American Fascist's Secret Oath [Today's News Poem, October 26, 2010]

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The American Fascist's Secret Oath [Today's News Poem, October 26, 2010] Fraudulent irony, registered properly, Sounds like the s...
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Self-Seduction [#twitterfoundpoem, October 26, 2010]

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Self-Seduction [#twitterfoundpoem, October 26, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem You chose Self Seduction and married yourself; a...
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Maybe Cory Doctorow Will Take Some of the Stink Off Self-Publishing

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I wish I liked his writing as much as I like his thoughts on writing. Then again, I've probably read the wrong compositions, because peo...
Monday, October 25, 2010

Scythian War Chant [Today's News Poem, October 25, 2010]

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Scythian War Chant [Today's News Poem, October 25, 2010] After tonight, when the smoke from our campfire Alters our instinct, we'...

Notice That Android? [#twitterfoundpoem, October 25, 2010]

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Notice That Android? [#twitterfoundpoem, October 25, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem IMAGINE MARRYING an Android On the Black Mar...
Sunday, October 24, 2010

Fen Trolls Haunt the Bell [Today's News Poem, October 24, 2010]

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Fen Trolls Haunt the Bell [Today's News Poem, October 24, 2010] The death tolls of bell trolls. Let's march to hell. Pave it. W...

Baseball VERSES Eightball [#twitterfoundpoem, October 24, 2010]

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Baseball VERSES Eightball [#twitterfoundpoem, October 24, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Eightball VERSES Baseball curses. what ca...
Saturday, October 23, 2010

Harmony of Microcosm; Macrocosm [Today's News Poem, October 23, 2010]

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Harmony of Microcosm; Macrocosm [Today's News Poem, October 23, 2010] Poison the poisoners: cure them with toxin. Kill off the killer...

THEY ARE STANDING HERE!!!!!! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 23, 2010]

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THEY ARE STANDING HERE!!!!!! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 23, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Can't turn on the TV without being ...
Friday, October 22, 2010

Jesse Noe Mendez is Probably a Pedophile [Bonus Poem, Re: CombatWords Spammer, Oct 22, 2010]

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Jesse Noe Mendez is Probably a Pedophile [Bonus Poem, Re: CombatWords Spammer, Oct 22, 2010] Alexa shows he has no rank: It's wrong, h...

Pre-Birthday Appeal to the Muses [Today's News Poem, October 22, 2010]

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Pre-Birthday Appeal to the Muses [Today's News Poem, October 22, 2010] Let death be a metaphor, not repercussion: My oath was too has...
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You'll Get Your News Poem Soon, But 1st...

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Toylit is 9 months old Today. 270 days, 270 News Poems, with probably another 30 Bonus Poems and 150 #twitterfoundpoems, for something like ...

The Gun is Good! The Penis is Evil! CombatWords for October 22, 2010

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"The safety of life is this, to examine everything all through, what it is itself, what is its material, what the formal part; with all...

Vagblockcockblockpompompoms [#twitterfoundpoem, October 22, 2010]

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Vagblockcockblockpompompoms [#twitterfoundpoem, October 22, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem IT'S INTERNATIONAL cockblock day!! ...
Thursday, October 21, 2010

Red is Not Red Anymore [Today's News Poem, October 21, 2010]

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Red is Not Red Anymore [Today's News Poem, October 21, 2010] You said you could live in my mind; A house I would share with you—both ...

Hey Followers! Raid on the Mayans! RT This! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 21, 2010]

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Hey Followers! Raid on the Mayans! RT This! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 21, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem hey!! followers!! Watch...

Toylit Q1/Q2 2010 Report: Six Months of Gestation... FINISHED & ON SALE NOW!

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Selected News Poems from Jan 22, 2010 through July 22, 2010. 119 pages w/ 110 poems. http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/toylit-q1q2-...
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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Virginia Thomas's Damned Spot [Today's News Poem, October 20, 2010]

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Virginia Thomas's Damned Spot [Today's News Poem, October 20, 2010] Though truth can be smothered, it's always uncovered. Fac...
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Samhain, Submarines & North Korea: New Poem in vis a tergo!

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Talon Bout in Class [#twitterfoundpoem, October 20, 2010]

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Talon Bout in Class [#twitterfoundpoem, October 20, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Why we talon bout death in class? Almost 3:30 a...
Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Optical Illusion [Today's News Poem, October 19, 2010]

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Optical Illusion [Today's News Poem, October 19, 2010] A mobile of airplanes Projected a shadow To prove that one's vision Is f...
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Until Darkness Can't Even Imagine Darkness [#twitterfoundpoem, October 19, 2010]

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Until Darkness Can't Even Imagine Darkness [#twitterfoundpoem, October 19, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem We must combine the t...
Monday, October 18, 2010

KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!! (Triumph of the Human Spirit)

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Trees are masters of photosynthesis and get stronger in the light. As you can see at this rally, their leader has gotten powerful enough to...
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