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Tuesday, October 26, 2010
The American Fascist's Secret Oath [Today's News Poem, October 26, 2010]
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The American Fascist's Secret Oath [Today's News Poem, October 26, 2010] Fraudulent irony, registered properly, Sounds like the s...
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Self-Seduction [#twitterfoundpoem, October 26, 2010]
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Self-Seduction [#twitterfoundpoem, October 26, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem You chose Self Seduction and married yourself; a...
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Maybe Cory Doctorow Will Take Some of the Stink Off Self-Publishing
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I wish I liked his writing as much as I like his thoughts on writing. Then again, I've probably read the wrong compositions, because peo...
Monday, October 25, 2010
Scythian War Chant [Today's News Poem, October 25, 2010]
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Scythian War Chant [Today's News Poem, October 25, 2010] After tonight, when the smoke from our campfire Alters our instinct, we'...
Notice That Android? [#twitterfoundpoem, October 25, 2010]
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Notice That Android? [#twitterfoundpoem, October 25, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem IMAGINE MARRYING an Android On the Black Mar...
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Fen Trolls Haunt the Bell [Today's News Poem, October 24, 2010]
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Fen Trolls Haunt the Bell [Today's News Poem, October 24, 2010] The death tolls of bell trolls. Let's march to hell. Pave it. W...
Baseball VERSES Eightball [#twitterfoundpoem, October 24, 2010]
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Baseball VERSES Eightball [#twitterfoundpoem, October 24, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Eightball VERSES Baseball curses. what ca...
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Harmony of Microcosm; Macrocosm [Today's News Poem, October 23, 2010]
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Harmony of Microcosm; Macrocosm [Today's News Poem, October 23, 2010] Poison the poisoners: cure them with toxin. Kill off the killer...
THEY ARE STANDING HERE!!!!!! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 23, 2010]
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THEY ARE STANDING HERE!!!!!! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 23, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Can't turn on the TV without being ...
Friday, October 22, 2010
Jesse Noe Mendez is Probably a Pedophile [Bonus Poem, Re: CombatWords Spammer, Oct 22, 2010]
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Jesse Noe Mendez is Probably a Pedophile [Bonus Poem, Re: CombatWords Spammer, Oct 22, 2010] Alexa shows he has no rank: It's wrong, h...
Pre-Birthday Appeal to the Muses [Today's News Poem, October 22, 2010]
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Pre-Birthday Appeal to the Muses [Today's News Poem, October 22, 2010] Let death be a metaphor, not repercussion: My oath was too has...
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You'll Get Your News Poem Soon, But 1st...
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Toylit is 9 months old Today. 270 days, 270 News Poems, with probably another 30 Bonus Poems and 150 #twitterfoundpoems, for something like ...
The Gun is Good! The Penis is Evil! CombatWords for October 22, 2010
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"The safety of life is this, to examine everything all through, what it is itself, what is its material, what the formal part; with all...
Vagblockcockblockpompompoms [#twitterfoundpoem, October 22, 2010]
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Vagblockcockblockpompompoms [#twitterfoundpoem, October 22, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem IT'S INTERNATIONAL cockblock day!! ...
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Red is Not Red Anymore [Today's News Poem, October 21, 2010]
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Red is Not Red Anymore [Today's News Poem, October 21, 2010] You said you could live in my mind; A house I would share with you—both ...
Hey Followers! Raid on the Mayans! RT This! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 21, 2010]
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Hey Followers! Raid on the Mayans! RT This! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 21, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem hey!! followers!! Watch...
Toylit Q1/Q2 2010 Report: Six Months of Gestation... FINISHED & ON SALE NOW!
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Selected News Poems from Jan 22, 2010 through July 22, 2010. 119 pages w/ 110 poems. http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/toylit-q1q2-...
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Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Virginia Thomas's Damned Spot [Today's News Poem, October 20, 2010]
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Virginia Thomas's Damned Spot [Today's News Poem, October 20, 2010] Though truth can be smothered, it's always uncovered. Fac...
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Samhain, Submarines & North Korea: New Poem in vis a tergo!
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Talon Bout in Class [#twitterfoundpoem, October 20, 2010]
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Talon Bout in Class [#twitterfoundpoem, October 20, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Why we talon bout death in class? Almost 3:30 a...
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Optical Illusion [Today's News Poem, October 19, 2010]
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Optical Illusion [Today's News Poem, October 19, 2010] A mobile of airplanes Projected a shadow To prove that one's vision Is f...
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Until Darkness Can't Even Imagine Darkness [#twitterfoundpoem, October 19, 2010]
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Until Darkness Can't Even Imagine Darkness [#twitterfoundpoem, October 19, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem We must combine the t...
Monday, October 18, 2010
KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!! (Triumph of the Human Spirit)
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Trees are masters of photosynthesis and get stronger in the light. As you can see at this rally, their leader has gotten powerful enough to...
The Faces of the Vegan Conspiracy
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They claim to come in peace. But you are placing your life in their hands. And your DEATH is on their menu. Reconsider that burger....
Nine to Five Thespian [Today's News Poem, October 18, 2010]
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Nine to Five Thespian [Today's News Poem, October 18, 2010] Images slicker than real-time flickers: Dressed with refinement, a bow-ti...
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Major Clowning Around [#twitterfoundpoem, October 18, 2010]
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Major Clowning Around [#twitterfoundpoem, October 18, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I fell in a jar and hit bottom somewhat hard....
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