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Saturday, October 23, 2010

Harmony of Microcosm; Macrocosm [Today's News Poem, October 23, 2010]

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Harmony of Microcosm; Macrocosm [Today's News Poem, October 23, 2010] Poison the poisoners: cure them with toxin. Kill off the killer...

THEY ARE STANDING HERE!!!!!! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 23, 2010]

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THEY ARE STANDING HERE!!!!!! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 23, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Can't turn on the TV without being ...
Friday, October 22, 2010

Jesse Noe Mendez is Probably a Pedophile [Bonus Poem, Re: CombatWords Spammer, Oct 22, 2010]

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Jesse Noe Mendez is Probably a Pedophile [Bonus Poem, Re: CombatWords Spammer, Oct 22, 2010] Alexa shows he has no rank: It's wrong, h...

Pre-Birthday Appeal to the Muses [Today's News Poem, October 22, 2010]

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Pre-Birthday Appeal to the Muses [Today's News Poem, October 22, 2010] Let death be a metaphor, not repercussion: My oath was too has...
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You'll Get Your News Poem Soon, But 1st...

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Toylit is 9 months old Today. 270 days, 270 News Poems, with probably another 30 Bonus Poems and 150 #twitterfoundpoems, for something like ...

The Gun is Good! The Penis is Evil! CombatWords for October 22, 2010

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"The safety of life is this, to examine everything all through, what it is itself, what is its material, what the formal part; with all...

Vagblockcockblockpompompoms [#twitterfoundpoem, October 22, 2010]

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Vagblockcockblockpompompoms [#twitterfoundpoem, October 22, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem IT'S INTERNATIONAL cockblock day!! ...
Thursday, October 21, 2010

Red is Not Red Anymore [Today's News Poem, October 21, 2010]

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Red is Not Red Anymore [Today's News Poem, October 21, 2010] You said you could live in my mind; A house I would share with you—both ...

Hey Followers! Raid on the Mayans! RT This! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 21, 2010]

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Hey Followers! Raid on the Mayans! RT This! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 21, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem hey!! followers!! Watch...

Toylit Q1/Q2 2010 Report: Six Months of Gestation... FINISHED & ON SALE NOW!

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Selected News Poems from Jan 22, 2010 through July 22, 2010. 119 pages w/ 110 poems. http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/toylit-q1q2-...
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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Virginia Thomas's Damned Spot [Today's News Poem, October 20, 2010]

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Virginia Thomas's Damned Spot [Today's News Poem, October 20, 2010] Though truth can be smothered, it's always uncovered. Fac...
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Samhain, Submarines & North Korea: New Poem in vis a tergo!

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Talon Bout in Class [#twitterfoundpoem, October 20, 2010]

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Talon Bout in Class [#twitterfoundpoem, October 20, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Why we talon bout death in class? Almost 3:30 a...
Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Optical Illusion [Today's News Poem, October 19, 2010]

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Optical Illusion [Today's News Poem, October 19, 2010] A mobile of airplanes Projected a shadow To prove that one's vision Is f...
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Until Darkness Can't Even Imagine Darkness [#twitterfoundpoem, October 19, 2010]

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Until Darkness Can't Even Imagine Darkness [#twitterfoundpoem, October 19, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem We must combine the t...
Monday, October 18, 2010

KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!! (Triumph of the Human Spirit)

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Trees are masters of photosynthesis and get stronger in the light. As you can see at this rally, their leader has gotten powerful enough to...

The Faces of the Vegan Conspiracy

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They claim to come in peace. But you are placing your life in their hands. And your DEATH is on their menu. Reconsider that burger....

Nine to Five Thespian [Today's News Poem, October 18, 2010]

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Nine to Five Thespian [Today's News Poem, October 18, 2010] Images slicker than real-time flickers: Dressed with refinement, a bow-ti...
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Major Clowning Around [#twitterfoundpoem, October 18, 2010]

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Major Clowning Around [#twitterfoundpoem, October 18, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I fell in a jar and hit bottom somewhat hard....
Sunday, October 17, 2010

The Valuable Breakers [Today's News Poem, October 17, 2010]

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The Valuable Breakers [Today's News Poem, October 17, 2010] I looked for the valuables. Swept up my mother's house. Did all her ...

Deleted in the Street [#twitterfoundpoem, October 17, 2010]

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Deleted in the Street [#twitterfoundpoem, October 17, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem stashed in mom's attic dashed, with Anoth...
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Saturday, October 16, 2010

Retire on Bycatch [Todays's News Poem, October 16, 2010]

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Retire on Bycatch [Todays's News Poem, October 16, 2010] Rescue your credit and salvage the debits. Appreciate surplus and transfer y...

Hey! Whirled War Free! Shiv Pleas With Shanks! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 16, 2010]

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Hey! Whirled War Free! Shiv Pleas With Shanks! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 16, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem He who has overcome ...
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Steppenmancer [CombatWords Story, October 15, 2010: Satire] Revised

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Steppenmancer [CombatWords Story, October 15, 2010: Satire] Revised Oct 16, 2010 A bundle of haywire nerves twitching, Ant flicked his his...
Friday, October 15, 2010

Short Story Sighting on CombatWords

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The Wissenschaft of Pleasure [Today's News Poem, October 15, 2010]

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The Wissenschaft of Pleasure [Today's News Poem, October 15, 2010] Limousines, caviar, aspirin, vomit on sheets— The spats smell like...

Oooh Yeah Mama! It's Time For CombatWords! 10/15/2010: Satire

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Go forth & mock. http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2010/10/combatwords-october-15-2010-satire.html Return to Toylit Subscribe in a ...

Darkiness Falls and the Stars Arrive [#twitterfoundpoem, October 15, 2010]

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Darkiness Falls and the Stars Arrive [#twitterfoundpoem, October 15, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I can't find anything I...
Thursday, October 14, 2010

Strike Your Convenience [Today's News Poem, October 14, 2010]

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Strike Your Convenience [Today's News Poem, October 14, 2010] If first you don't trust it in windows on buses, Try for the headli...

Time to Face Extinction [#twitterfoundpoem, October 14, 2010]

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Time to Face Extinction [#twitterfoundpoem, October 14, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Worried about larvae brain injury.... Wat e...
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