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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Optical Illusion [Today's News Poem, October 19, 2010]

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Optical Illusion [Today's News Poem, October 19, 2010] A mobile of airplanes Projected a shadow To prove that one's vision Is f...
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Until Darkness Can't Even Imagine Darkness [#twitterfoundpoem, October 19, 2010]

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Until Darkness Can't Even Imagine Darkness [#twitterfoundpoem, October 19, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem We must combine the t...
Monday, October 18, 2010

KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!! (Triumph of the Human Spirit)

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Trees are masters of photosynthesis and get stronger in the light. As you can see at this rally, their leader has gotten powerful enough to...

The Faces of the Vegan Conspiracy

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They claim to come in peace. But you are placing your life in their hands. And your DEATH is on their menu. Reconsider that burger....

Nine to Five Thespian [Today's News Poem, October 18, 2010]

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Nine to Five Thespian [Today's News Poem, October 18, 2010] Images slicker than real-time flickers: Dressed with refinement, a bow-ti...
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Major Clowning Around [#twitterfoundpoem, October 18, 2010]

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Major Clowning Around [#twitterfoundpoem, October 18, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I fell in a jar and hit bottom somewhat hard....
Sunday, October 17, 2010

The Valuable Breakers [Today's News Poem, October 17, 2010]

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The Valuable Breakers [Today's News Poem, October 17, 2010] I looked for the valuables. Swept up my mother's house. Did all her ...

Deleted in the Street [#twitterfoundpoem, October 17, 2010]

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Deleted in the Street [#twitterfoundpoem, October 17, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem stashed in mom's attic dashed, with Anoth...
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Saturday, October 16, 2010

Retire on Bycatch [Todays's News Poem, October 16, 2010]

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Retire on Bycatch [Todays's News Poem, October 16, 2010] Rescue your credit and salvage the debits. Appreciate surplus and transfer y...

Hey! Whirled War Free! Shiv Pleas With Shanks! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 16, 2010]

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Hey! Whirled War Free! Shiv Pleas With Shanks! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 16, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem He who has overcome ...
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Steppenmancer [CombatWords Story, October 15, 2010: Satire] Revised

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Steppenmancer [CombatWords Story, October 15, 2010: Satire] Revised Oct 16, 2010 A bundle of haywire nerves twitching, Ant flicked his his...
Friday, October 15, 2010

Short Story Sighting on CombatWords

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The Wissenschaft of Pleasure [Today's News Poem, October 15, 2010]

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The Wissenschaft of Pleasure [Today's News Poem, October 15, 2010] Limousines, caviar, aspirin, vomit on sheets— The spats smell like...

Oooh Yeah Mama! It's Time For CombatWords! 10/15/2010: Satire

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Go forth & mock. http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2010/10/combatwords-october-15-2010-satire.html Return to Toylit Subscribe in a ...

Darkiness Falls and the Stars Arrive [#twitterfoundpoem, October 15, 2010]

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Darkiness Falls and the Stars Arrive [#twitterfoundpoem, October 15, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I can't find anything I...
Thursday, October 14, 2010

Strike Your Convenience [Today's News Poem, October 14, 2010]

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Strike Your Convenience [Today's News Poem, October 14, 2010] If first you don't trust it in windows on buses, Try for the headli...

Time to Face Extinction [#twitterfoundpoem, October 14, 2010]

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Time to Face Extinction [#twitterfoundpoem, October 14, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Worried about larvae brain injury.... Wat e...
Wednesday, October 13, 2010

PS Read: Chicken, Hypocrite & According to His Logic, Bigot Extraordinaire: Oct 13, 2010

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Re: http://swiftread.blogspot.com/2010/10/democrat-cyber-stealth-revealed-neal.html 1) Not a swift read. 2) Are you going to produce corr...

Greg W Howard: Professional Chicken Hiding in a Potemkin Coop

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Re: http://gregwhoward.com/wordpress/2010/10/its-all-just-a-joke-yeah-right Is that a bull or an ox in your picture? Your tone switched fr...

It's Personnel [Today's News Poem, October 13, 2010]

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It's Personnel [Today's News Poem, October 13, 2010] Personnel is personless, Purseful and purposeless— And never personal. It ...
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Remember the Shadow [#twitterfoundpoem, October 13, 2010]

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Remember the Shadow [#twitterfoundpoem, October 13, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I need to get some halloween things for my house...
Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Columella's Defrutum [Today's News Poem, October 12 2010]

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Columella's Defrutum [Today's News Poem, October 12 2010] Essence is sweetest. Nothing in nature's Adequate. Only Glorious ...

North Korean Mystery House [#twitterfoundpoem, October 12, 2010]

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North Korean Mystery House [#twitterfoundpoem, October 12, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem a hilarious tragedy. North Korea’s hair ...
Monday, October 11, 2010

Trash Cycle [Today's News Poem, October 11, 2010]

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Trash Cycle [Today's News Poem, October 11, 2010] Elsewhere, they're landfilling Lots for the offices: Lead in the firmament Sw...

Symbol Equation for Fail [#twitterfoundpoem, October 11, 2010]

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Symbol Equation for Fail [#twitterfoundpoem, October 11, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem know the word and symbol equation for rape...
Sunday, October 10, 2010

Terra Cotta Panzer [Today's News Poem, October 10, 2010]

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Terra Cotta Panzer [Today's News Poem, October 10, 2010] Once upon a time a funny mustache called his armies forth, Buried them alive...

Hot Bean Injection [#twitterfoundpoem, October 10, 2010]

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Hot Bean Injection [#twitterfoundpoem, October 10, 2010] http://gawker.com/5659351/twittergate-how-internet-jerks-pranked-the-tea-party Tw...
Saturday, October 09, 2010

Faith in the Juggernaut [Today's News Poem, October 9, 2010]

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Faith in the Juggernaut [Today's News Poem, October 9, 2010] What did we build? A titanium frame for our sky? Ribbons of stone that w...

They Love Ur Body, But I Love Your Brainsss [#twitterfoundpoem, October 9, 2010]

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They Love Ur Body, But I Love Your Brainsss [#twitterfoundpoem, October 9, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem sneeze half of my brains ...
Friday, October 08, 2010

Chinese Brain Rape [Today's News Poem, October 8, 2010]

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Chinese Brain Rape [Today's News Poem, October 8, 2010] Slip into rohypnol. Surge breakers, measuring Prizes, conflict—read the mete...
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