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Sunday, October 17, 2010

The Valuable Breakers [Today's News Poem, October 17, 2010]

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The Valuable Breakers [Today's News Poem, October 17, 2010] I looked for the valuables. Swept up my mother's house. Did all her ...

Deleted in the Street [#twitterfoundpoem, October 17, 2010]

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Deleted in the Street [#twitterfoundpoem, October 17, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem stashed in mom's attic dashed, with Anoth...
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Saturday, October 16, 2010

Retire on Bycatch [Todays's News Poem, October 16, 2010]

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Retire on Bycatch [Todays's News Poem, October 16, 2010] Rescue your credit and salvage the debits. Appreciate surplus and transfer y...

Hey! Whirled War Free! Shiv Pleas With Shanks! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 16, 2010]

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Hey! Whirled War Free! Shiv Pleas With Shanks! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 16, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem He who has overcome ...
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Steppenmancer [CombatWords Story, October 15, 2010: Satire] Revised

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Steppenmancer [CombatWords Story, October 15, 2010: Satire] Revised Oct 16, 2010 A bundle of haywire nerves twitching, Ant flicked his his...
Friday, October 15, 2010

Short Story Sighting on CombatWords

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The Wissenschaft of Pleasure [Today's News Poem, October 15, 2010]

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The Wissenschaft of Pleasure [Today's News Poem, October 15, 2010] Limousines, caviar, aspirin, vomit on sheets— The spats smell like...

Oooh Yeah Mama! It's Time For CombatWords! 10/15/2010: Satire

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Go forth & mock. http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2010/10/combatwords-october-15-2010-satire.html Return to Toylit Subscribe in a ...

Darkiness Falls and the Stars Arrive [#twitterfoundpoem, October 15, 2010]

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Darkiness Falls and the Stars Arrive [#twitterfoundpoem, October 15, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I can't find anything I...
Thursday, October 14, 2010

Strike Your Convenience [Today's News Poem, October 14, 2010]

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Strike Your Convenience [Today's News Poem, October 14, 2010] If first you don't trust it in windows on buses, Try for the headli...

Time to Face Extinction [#twitterfoundpoem, October 14, 2010]

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Time to Face Extinction [#twitterfoundpoem, October 14, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Worried about larvae brain injury.... Wat e...
Wednesday, October 13, 2010

PS Read: Chicken, Hypocrite & According to His Logic, Bigot Extraordinaire: Oct 13, 2010

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Re: http://swiftread.blogspot.com/2010/10/democrat-cyber-stealth-revealed-neal.html 1) Not a swift read. 2) Are you going to produce corr...

Greg W Howard: Professional Chicken Hiding in a Potemkin Coop

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Re: http://gregwhoward.com/wordpress/2010/10/its-all-just-a-joke-yeah-right Is that a bull or an ox in your picture? Your tone switched fr...

It's Personnel [Today's News Poem, October 13, 2010]

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It's Personnel [Today's News Poem, October 13, 2010] Personnel is personless, Purseful and purposeless— And never personal. It ...
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Remember the Shadow [#twitterfoundpoem, October 13, 2010]

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Remember the Shadow [#twitterfoundpoem, October 13, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I need to get some halloween things for my house...
Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Columella's Defrutum [Today's News Poem, October 12 2010]

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Columella's Defrutum [Today's News Poem, October 12 2010] Essence is sweetest. Nothing in nature's Adequate. Only Glorious ...

North Korean Mystery House [#twitterfoundpoem, October 12, 2010]

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North Korean Mystery House [#twitterfoundpoem, October 12, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem a hilarious tragedy. North Korea’s hair ...
Monday, October 11, 2010

Trash Cycle [Today's News Poem, October 11, 2010]

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Trash Cycle [Today's News Poem, October 11, 2010] Elsewhere, they're landfilling Lots for the offices: Lead in the firmament Sw...

Symbol Equation for Fail [#twitterfoundpoem, October 11, 2010]

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Symbol Equation for Fail [#twitterfoundpoem, October 11, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem know the word and symbol equation for rape...
Sunday, October 10, 2010

Terra Cotta Panzer [Today's News Poem, October 10, 2010]

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Terra Cotta Panzer [Today's News Poem, October 10, 2010] Once upon a time a funny mustache called his armies forth, Buried them alive...

Hot Bean Injection [#twitterfoundpoem, October 10, 2010]

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Hot Bean Injection [#twitterfoundpoem, October 10, 2010] http://gawker.com/5659351/twittergate-how-internet-jerks-pranked-the-tea-party Tw...
Saturday, October 09, 2010

Faith in the Juggernaut [Today's News Poem, October 9, 2010]

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Faith in the Juggernaut [Today's News Poem, October 9, 2010] What did we build? A titanium frame for our sky? Ribbons of stone that w...

They Love Ur Body, But I Love Your Brainsss [#twitterfoundpoem, October 9, 2010]

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They Love Ur Body, But I Love Your Brainsss [#twitterfoundpoem, October 9, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem sneeze half of my brains ...
Friday, October 08, 2010

Chinese Brain Rape [Today's News Poem, October 8, 2010]

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Chinese Brain Rape [Today's News Poem, October 8, 2010] Slip into rohypnol. Surge breakers, measuring Prizes, conflict—read the mete...

A Greek Chorus of Beandogs Casts Judgment on @GregWHoward [#twitterfoundpoem, October 8, 2010]

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A Greek Chorus of Beandogs Casts Judgment on @GregWHoward [#twitterfoundpoem, October 8, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem GregWHoward...
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Thursday, October 07, 2010

Learned Helplessness in the Second Eden [Today's News Poem, October 7, 2010]

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Learned Helplessness in the Second Eden [Today's News Poem, October 7, 2010] Everything's pressurized: contents may burst. Fungus...
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Castration Nation vs Yo(ga) Mama [#twitterfoundpoem, October 7, 2010]

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Castration Nation vs Yo(ga) Mama [#twitterfoundpoem, October 7, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem The Church of the Yoga moms arreste...
Wednesday, October 06, 2010

How Killers Are Different [Today's News Poem, October 6, 2010]

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How Killers Are Different [Today's News Poem, October 6, 2010] It's Because I care if they come back— For Parting's the fir...

Apotemnophilia: Can't Wait! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 6, 2010]

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Apotemnophilia: Can't Wait! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 6, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Amputate my head, eh? What's the ...
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Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Postdiluvian Metaphor [Today's News Poem, October 5, 2010]

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Postdiluvian Metaphor [Today's News Poem, October 5, 2010] The metaphors swelled with a season of blood; And restless, they rose with...
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