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Saturday, October 09, 2010

Faith in the Juggernaut [Today's News Poem, October 9, 2010]

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Faith in the Juggernaut [Today's News Poem, October 9, 2010] What did we build? A titanium frame for our sky? Ribbons of stone that w...

They Love Ur Body, But I Love Your Brainsss [#twitterfoundpoem, October 9, 2010]

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They Love Ur Body, But I Love Your Brainsss [#twitterfoundpoem, October 9, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem sneeze half of my brains ...
Friday, October 08, 2010

Chinese Brain Rape [Today's News Poem, October 8, 2010]

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Chinese Brain Rape [Today's News Poem, October 8, 2010] Slip into rohypnol. Surge breakers, measuring Prizes, conflict—read the mete...

A Greek Chorus of Beandogs Casts Judgment on @GregWHoward [#twitterfoundpoem, October 8, 2010]

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A Greek Chorus of Beandogs Casts Judgment on @GregWHoward [#twitterfoundpoem, October 8, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem GregWHoward...
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Thursday, October 07, 2010

Learned Helplessness in the Second Eden [Today's News Poem, October 7, 2010]

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Learned Helplessness in the Second Eden [Today's News Poem, October 7, 2010] Everything's pressurized: contents may burst. Fungus...
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Castration Nation vs Yo(ga) Mama [#twitterfoundpoem, October 7, 2010]

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Castration Nation vs Yo(ga) Mama [#twitterfoundpoem, October 7, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem The Church of the Yoga moms arreste...
Wednesday, October 06, 2010

How Killers Are Different [Today's News Poem, October 6, 2010]

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How Killers Are Different [Today's News Poem, October 6, 2010] It's Because I care if they come back— For Parting's the fir...

Apotemnophilia: Can't Wait! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 6, 2010]

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Apotemnophilia: Can't Wait! [#twitterfoundpoem, October 6, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Amputate my head, eh? What's the ...
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Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Postdiluvian Metaphor [Today's News Poem, October 5, 2010]

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Postdiluvian Metaphor [Today's News Poem, October 5, 2010] The metaphors swelled with a season of blood; And restless, they rose with...
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We Passed Away [#twitterfoundpoem, October 5, 2010]

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We Passed Away [#twitterfoundpoem, October 5, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Toxic Sludge Floods Several Hungarian Towns well Sure...
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Monday, October 04, 2010

Working Class Poets Do Not Teach At University [Today's News Poem, October 4, 2010]

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Working Class Poets Do Not Teach At University [Today's News Poem, October 4, 2010] Class is for school and I knew it; it's why I...
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Chip Off the Old Goat [#twitterfoundpoem, October 4, 2010]

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Chip Off the Old Goat [#twitterfoundpoem, October 4, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem The thing I dislike most when I'm looking4s...
Sunday, October 03, 2010

The Birds Wave Goodbye [Today's News Poem, October 3, 2010]

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The Birds Wave Goodbye [Today's News Poem, October 3, 2010] What is modernity, but mines and cement and the cables that carry the matt...
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Concilie van Chalcedon 451 [#twitterfoundpoem, October 3, 2010]

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Concilie van Chalcedon 451 [#twitterfoundpoem, October 3, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Thanks for the fire. I can feel it. I ca...
Saturday, October 02, 2010

At a Protest in the Near Future [Today's News Poem, October 2, 2010]

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At a Protest in the Near Future [Today's News Poem, October 2, 2010] Oh wash out the clutter, those clods in the gutter. Yes, gather ...

Post-Future Squid Demons Pray to the Mask of Doctor Doom [#twitterfoundpoem, October 2, 2010]

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Post-Future Squid Demons Pray to the Mask of Doctor Doom [#twitterfoundpoem, October 2, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem you could ma...

You Know You Love Toylit: Go Tell a Friend

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I've been at this for 2/3s of a year. You core readers have been great; I've learned lots from what gets you to read more & what...
Friday, October 01, 2010

Cult of the Balloonist and the Flea [Today's News Poem, October 1, 2010]

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Cult of the Balloonist and the Flea [Today's News Poem, October 1, 2010] The balloonist was a showman, scammer, ne'er do well Who...

Ceiling Cat Is Watching You Sin [#twitterfoundpoem, October 1, 2010]

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Ceiling Cat Is Watching You Sin [#twitterfoundpoem, October 1, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Two producers battle to determine su...
Thursday, September 30, 2010

White-Collar Mummy [Today's News Poem, September 30, 2010]

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White-Collar Mummy [Today's News Poem, September 30, 2010] Rubber slugs in your pocket shed Liquid crystal-like tears, then cracked ...

Those Dark Color Rings Around Uranus [#twitterfoundpoem, September 30, 2010]

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Those Dark Color Rings Around Uranus [#twitterfoundpoem, September 30, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Ever wonder how to make your ...
Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Teach Them Who's Top Predator! [Bonus Poem, September 29, 2010]

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Teach Them Who's Top Predator! [Bonus Poem, September 29, 2010] Cats are green like money in the eye, Soft as zero carbon footprints,...

Annihilism [Today's News Poem, September 29, 2010]

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Annihilism [Today's News Poem, September 29, 2010] With leftover organs, Destroyer had molded A paragon: fingers for checking the pul...
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Adolescent Middle Age Crisis [#twitterfoundpoem, September 29, 2010]

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Adolescent Middle Age Crisis [#twitterfoundpoem, September 29, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem The Middle Age Crisis is Hitting a Y...
Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Pine Lethe [Today's News Poem, September 28, 2010]

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Pine Lethe [Today's News Poem, September 28, 2010] You aren't worth the poem it would take to explain. Or maybe you are, but I ...

Plebeian Gasses [#twitterfoundpoem, September 28, 2010]

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Plebeian Gasses [#twitterfoundpoem, September 28, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem The noble gasses are on the far right, but There ...
Monday, September 27, 2010

A Strong Force [Today's News Poem, September 27, 2010]

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A Strong Force [Today's News Poem, September 27, 2010] I'd sink to the center of mass if I could; Resisting your efforts to lift ...

Jus Another Act of Lokoness... lol [#twitterfoundpoem, September 27, 2010]

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Jus Another Act of Lokoness... lol [#twitterfoundpoem, September 27, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Breaking news! CLEARLY ur ass ...
Sunday, September 26, 2010

In Search of the Cutting Edge [Today's News Poem, September 26, 2010]

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In Search of the Cutting Edge [Today's News Poem, September 26, 2010] I) Gnomanism Searched for the keyword 'love' on Google...
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Flawed Elixer [#twitterfoundpoem, September 26, 2010]

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Flawed Elixer [#twitterfoundpoem, September 26, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Pop goes the brain cells. A sickly pink liquid that...
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