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Monday, October 04, 2010

Working Class Poets Do Not Teach At University [Today's News Poem, October 4, 2010]

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Working Class Poets Do Not Teach At University [Today's News Poem, October 4, 2010] Class is for school and I knew it; it's why I...
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Chip Off the Old Goat [#twitterfoundpoem, October 4, 2010]

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Chip Off the Old Goat [#twitterfoundpoem, October 4, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem The thing I dislike most when I'm looking4s...
Sunday, October 03, 2010

The Birds Wave Goodbye [Today's News Poem, October 3, 2010]

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The Birds Wave Goodbye [Today's News Poem, October 3, 2010] What is modernity, but mines and cement and the cables that carry the matt...
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Concilie van Chalcedon 451 [#twitterfoundpoem, October 3, 2010]

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Concilie van Chalcedon 451 [#twitterfoundpoem, October 3, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Thanks for the fire. I can feel it. I ca...
Saturday, October 02, 2010

At a Protest in the Near Future [Today's News Poem, October 2, 2010]

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At a Protest in the Near Future [Today's News Poem, October 2, 2010] Oh wash out the clutter, those clods in the gutter. Yes, gather ...

Post-Future Squid Demons Pray to the Mask of Doctor Doom [#twitterfoundpoem, October 2, 2010]

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Post-Future Squid Demons Pray to the Mask of Doctor Doom [#twitterfoundpoem, October 2, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem you could ma...

You Know You Love Toylit: Go Tell a Friend

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I've been at this for 2/3s of a year. You core readers have been great; I've learned lots from what gets you to read more & what...
Friday, October 01, 2010

Cult of the Balloonist and the Flea [Today's News Poem, October 1, 2010]

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Cult of the Balloonist and the Flea [Today's News Poem, October 1, 2010] The balloonist was a showman, scammer, ne'er do well Who...

Ceiling Cat Is Watching You Sin [#twitterfoundpoem, October 1, 2010]

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Ceiling Cat Is Watching You Sin [#twitterfoundpoem, October 1, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Two producers battle to determine su...
Thursday, September 30, 2010

White-Collar Mummy [Today's News Poem, September 30, 2010]

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White-Collar Mummy [Today's News Poem, September 30, 2010] Rubber slugs in your pocket shed Liquid crystal-like tears, then cracked ...

Those Dark Color Rings Around Uranus [#twitterfoundpoem, September 30, 2010]

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Those Dark Color Rings Around Uranus [#twitterfoundpoem, September 30, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Ever wonder how to make your ...
Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Teach Them Who's Top Predator! [Bonus Poem, September 29, 2010]

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Teach Them Who's Top Predator! [Bonus Poem, September 29, 2010] Cats are green like money in the eye, Soft as zero carbon footprints,...

Annihilism [Today's News Poem, September 29, 2010]

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Annihilism [Today's News Poem, September 29, 2010] With leftover organs, Destroyer had molded A paragon: fingers for checking the pul...
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Adolescent Middle Age Crisis [#twitterfoundpoem, September 29, 2010]

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Adolescent Middle Age Crisis [#twitterfoundpoem, September 29, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem The Middle Age Crisis is Hitting a Y...
Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Pine Lethe [Today's News Poem, September 28, 2010]

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Pine Lethe [Today's News Poem, September 28, 2010] You aren't worth the poem it would take to explain. Or maybe you are, but I ...

Plebeian Gasses [#twitterfoundpoem, September 28, 2010]

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Plebeian Gasses [#twitterfoundpoem, September 28, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem The noble gasses are on the far right, but There ...
Monday, September 27, 2010

A Strong Force [Today's News Poem, September 27, 2010]

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A Strong Force [Today's News Poem, September 27, 2010] I'd sink to the center of mass if I could; Resisting your efforts to lift ...

Jus Another Act of Lokoness... lol [#twitterfoundpoem, September 27, 2010]

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Jus Another Act of Lokoness... lol [#twitterfoundpoem, September 27, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Breaking news! CLEARLY ur ass ...
Sunday, September 26, 2010

In Search of the Cutting Edge [Today's News Poem, September 26, 2010]

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In Search of the Cutting Edge [Today's News Poem, September 26, 2010] I) Gnomanism Searched for the keyword 'love' on Google...
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Flawed Elixer [#twitterfoundpoem, September 26, 2010]

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Flawed Elixer [#twitterfoundpoem, September 26, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Pop goes the brain cells. A sickly pink liquid that...
Saturday, September 25, 2010

Perishable Expectations [Today's News Poem, September 25, 2010]

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Perishable Expectations [Today's News Poem, September 25, 2010] Weaponized giggles, leisure transactions: Full contact word sport. E...

Something Unexpected [#twitterfoundpoem, September 25, 2010]

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Something Unexpected [#twitterfoundpoem, September 25, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem i am as mad as his dick is small. angryyyyyy...
Friday, September 24, 2010

Commuting by Limo [Today's News Poem, September 24, 2010]

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Commuting by Limo [Today's News Poem, September 24, 2010] Market the beast with a ticket of plastic; Swallow your interest with relis...

The Ecstasy of Saint Cthulu [#twitterfoundpoem, September 24, 2010]

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The Ecstasy of Saint Cthulu [#twitterfoundpoem, September 24, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I was referring to the ancient rivalry...
Thursday, September 23, 2010

Certainty Principle [Today's News Poem, September 23, 2010]

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Certainty Principle [Today's News Poem, September 23, 2010] Eye like the barrel. Destroy what you see. Uncertain as principle Boxed...

Eating the Courage of the Mama Grizzly's Offspring [#twitterfoundpoem, September 23, 2010]

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Eating the Courage of the Mama Grizzly's Offspring [#twitterfoundpoem, September 23, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I am The ma...
Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Citizen-Dictator of the World [Today's News Poem, September 22, 2010]

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Citizen-Dictator of the World [Today's News Poem, September 22, 2010] Mention it in passing, if at all. That's important. Please ...
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Slappers, Weirdos, Chavs, Footie Lads and Normal People GO COMPARE GO COMPARE Outreach Programmes [#twitterfoundpoem, September 22, 2010]

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Slappers, Weirdos, Chavs, Footie Lads and Normal People GO COMPARE GO COMPARE Outreach Programmes [#twitterfoundpoem, September 22, 2010] T...
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only if you want [Bonus Poem, September 22, 2010]

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only if you want [Bonus Poem, September 22, 2010] angels cut off part of your foot kiss your cheek and ask if you still want to they...
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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Chalk-Fruit of Knowledge [Today's News Poem, September 21, 2010]

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Chalk-Fruit of Knowledge [Today's News Poem, September 21, 2010] The schoolmaster claps her erasers together And figurines form from ...
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