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Monday, September 20, 2010

Lifelong Recession [Today's News Poem, September 20, 2010]

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Lifelong Recession [Today's News Poem, September 20, 2010] Ghost in straight lines. What can you touch? Red hair was fine, You sham...

Vapor Threat-Management [#twitterfoundpoem,September 20, 2010]

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Vapor Threat-Management [#twitterfoundpoem,September 20, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem being a dead employee ought to count for s...
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Sunday, September 19, 2010

Guinea Pig's Lament [Today's News Poem, September 19, 2010]

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Guinea Pig's Lament [Today's News Poem, September 19, 2010] You put up my photo on Craigslist: A cowlick of calico squealing Tha...

Animal, Mineral, Vegetable [#twitterfoundpoem, September 19, 2010]

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Animal, Mineral, Vegetable [#twitterfoundpoem, September 19, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem ANIMAL NITRATE SUEDE soup made a delig...
Saturday, September 18, 2010

Package Tours Through Spirit Worlds [Today's News Poem, September 18, 2010]

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Package Tours Through Spirit Worlds [Today's News Poem, September 18, 2010] Note the grubby toes his sandals expose. Step inside and ...

Investments in Disease [#twitterfoundpoem, September 18, 2010]

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Investments in Disease [#twitterfoundpoem, September 18, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Invest in spongiform brain diseases. love ...
Friday, September 17, 2010

In Search of the Night Jew [CombatWords, September 17, 2010]

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In Search of the Night Jew [ CombatWords , September 17, 2010] http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2010/09/combatwords-for-september-17-2010.ht...

Chess Machine [CombatWords Poem, September 10, 2010]

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Chess Machine [ CombatWords , September 10, 2010] http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2010/09/combatwords-september-10-2010.html Sensei twitc...

Pandemonium Rising [CombatWords, September 4, 2010]

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Pandemonium Rising [ CombatWords , September 4, 2010] http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2010/09/combatwords-september-3-2010-delusion.html ...

Raskolnikov's Breakfast With Caesar and the Emperor Qin [CombatWords August 27, 2010]

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Raskolnikov's Breakfast With Caesar and the Emperor Qin [ CombatWords August 27, 2010] http://combatwords.blogspot.com/2010/08/combatw...

#CombatWords is on, right now

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http://combatwords.blogspot.com I'll post some CombatWords poems in a little bit. You could support the site while you're waiting-...

Flash Flood [Today's News Poem, September 17, 2010]

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Flash Flood [Today's News Poem, September 17, 2010] Arguments as sharp as shattered dishes, Bills, or cigarettes she finds beneath th...

Yum Kipper [#twitterfoundpoem, September 17, 2010]

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Yum Kipper [#twitterfoundpoem, September 17, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem behold Yon Kipper!!! fish of oppression. All this fus...
Thursday, September 16, 2010

Doctrinal Mean [Today's News Poem, September 16, 2010]

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Doctrinal Mean [Today's News Poem, September 16, 2010] Death is the victor, virtue's illusion; Honor your fists with noses that c...

Don't Waste Your Foodstamps on a Dead Zone [#twitterfoundpoem, September 16, 2010]

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Don't Waste Your Foodstamps on a Dead Zone [#twitterfoundpoem, September 16, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem IF U SPEND IT U r c...
Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Regress [Today's News Poem, September 15, 2010]

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Regress [Today's News Poem, September 15, 2010] Hydra-headed Ouroboros Snapping faces snapping faces; Eating but a single finish: ...

Colddd Crazy-Ass Bird Fucker Spy Satellite [#twitterfoundpoem, September 15, 2010]

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Colddd Crazy-Ass Bird Fucker Spy Satellite [#twitterfoundpoem, September 15, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem colddd as a mother fuck...
Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Superior Replicas [Today's News Poem, September 14, 2010]

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Superior Replicas [Today's News Poem, September 14, 2010] Pelicans truce with the sun's radiation. Farther, panopticon satellites...

Meatball Puppet [#twitterfoundpoem, September 14, 2010]

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Meatball Puppet [#twitterfoundpoem, September 14, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Spitting Image puppet masters more Spitting than...
Monday, September 13, 2010

Serf Bazaar [Today's News Poem, September 13, 2010}

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Serf Bazaar [Today's News Poem, September 13, 2010} Beads of trading glass on hempen vines, Crystal bowls and servant boys or girls.....

Neutral Theology [#twitterfoundpoem, September 13 2010]

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Neutral Theology [#twitterfoundpoem, September 13 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I'm not sure why, but I'm thinking that P...
Sunday, September 12, 2010

Selective Enforcement [Today's News Poem, September 12, 2010]

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Selective Enforcement [Today's News Poem, September 12, 2010] Everything's governed in nature from tendrils of seedlings To withe...
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Psalm23.1 [#twitterfoundpoem, September 12, 2010]

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Psalm23.1 [#twitterfoundpoem, September 12, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem i finish like clockwork with constant improvement and h...
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Saturday, September 11, 2010

Relapsarian State [Today's News Poem, September 11, 2010]

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Relapsarian State [Today's News Poem, September 11, 2010] Garden microbes. Summon spirits, Organisms, parasites. Seethe beneath the ...

Tetris House Cleaner [#twitterfoundpoem, September 11, 2010]

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Tetris House Cleaner [#twitterfoundpoem, September 11, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem a programmer who lives in a videogame, is lik...
Friday, September 10, 2010

Engineering a Demon [Today's News Poem, September 10, 2010]

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Engineering a Demon [Today's News Poem, September 10, 2010] Thrusting the thrashing snakes into the crusting and crashing quakes— Bak...

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Pumpkin Framed Roger Rabbit [#twitterfoundpoem, September 10, 2010]

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Pumpkin Framed Roger Rabbit [#twitterfoundpoem, September 10, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem ohhh a plane crash. I can see it alre...
Thursday, September 09, 2010

Oppressive Jesters [Today's News Poem, September 9, 2010]

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Oppressive Jesters [Today's News Poem, September 9, 2010] Gesticulate jesters! Your grandiose gestures sweep through the gilding of an...

U.S. Space Marines Raid the Nazi-Angel Infested Planet [#twitterfoundpoem, September 9, 2010]

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U.S. Space Marines Raid the Nazi-Angel Infested Planet [#twitterfoundpoem, September 9, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Captain, my...
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