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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Doctrinal Mean [Today's News Poem, September 16, 2010]

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Doctrinal Mean [Today's News Poem, September 16, 2010] Death is the victor, virtue's illusion; Honor your fists with noses that c...

Don't Waste Your Foodstamps on a Dead Zone [#twitterfoundpoem, September 16, 2010]

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Don't Waste Your Foodstamps on a Dead Zone [#twitterfoundpoem, September 16, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem IF U SPEND IT U r c...
Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Regress [Today's News Poem, September 15, 2010]

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Regress [Today's News Poem, September 15, 2010] Hydra-headed Ouroboros Snapping faces snapping faces; Eating but a single finish: ...

Colddd Crazy-Ass Bird Fucker Spy Satellite [#twitterfoundpoem, September 15, 2010]

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Colddd Crazy-Ass Bird Fucker Spy Satellite [#twitterfoundpoem, September 15, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem colddd as a mother fuck...
Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Superior Replicas [Today's News Poem, September 14, 2010]

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Superior Replicas [Today's News Poem, September 14, 2010] Pelicans truce with the sun's radiation. Farther, panopticon satellites...

Meatball Puppet [#twitterfoundpoem, September 14, 2010]

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Meatball Puppet [#twitterfoundpoem, September 14, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Spitting Image puppet masters more Spitting than...
Monday, September 13, 2010

Serf Bazaar [Today's News Poem, September 13, 2010}

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Serf Bazaar [Today's News Poem, September 13, 2010} Beads of trading glass on hempen vines, Crystal bowls and servant boys or girls.....

Neutral Theology [#twitterfoundpoem, September 13 2010]

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Neutral Theology [#twitterfoundpoem, September 13 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I'm not sure why, but I'm thinking that P...
Sunday, September 12, 2010

Selective Enforcement [Today's News Poem, September 12, 2010]

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Selective Enforcement [Today's News Poem, September 12, 2010] Everything's governed in nature from tendrils of seedlings To withe...
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Psalm23.1 [#twitterfoundpoem, September 12, 2010]

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Psalm23.1 [#twitterfoundpoem, September 12, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem i finish like clockwork with constant improvement and h...
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Saturday, September 11, 2010

Relapsarian State [Today's News Poem, September 11, 2010]

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Relapsarian State [Today's News Poem, September 11, 2010] Garden microbes. Summon spirits, Organisms, parasites. Seethe beneath the ...

Tetris House Cleaner [#twitterfoundpoem, September 11, 2010]

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Tetris House Cleaner [#twitterfoundpoem, September 11, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem a programmer who lives in a videogame, is lik...
Friday, September 10, 2010

Engineering a Demon [Today's News Poem, September 10, 2010]

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Engineering a Demon [Today's News Poem, September 10, 2010] Thrusting the thrashing snakes into the crusting and crashing quakes— Bak...

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Pumpkin Framed Roger Rabbit [#twitterfoundpoem, September 10, 2010]

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Pumpkin Framed Roger Rabbit [#twitterfoundpoem, September 10, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem ohhh a plane crash. I can see it alre...
Thursday, September 09, 2010

Oppressive Jesters [Today's News Poem, September 9, 2010]

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Oppressive Jesters [Today's News Poem, September 9, 2010] Gesticulate jesters! Your grandiose gestures sweep through the gilding of an...

U.S. Space Marines Raid the Nazi-Angel Infested Planet [#twitterfoundpoem, September 9, 2010]

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U.S. Space Marines Raid the Nazi-Angel Infested Planet [#twitterfoundpoem, September 9, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Captain, my...
Wednesday, September 08, 2010

Evolution of Prison [Today's News Poem, September 8, 2010]

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Evolution of Prison [Today's News Poem, September 8, 2010] Actresses writhe on the set, while erections collide. Sperm in a petri dis...

Destiny of Doppelganger [#twitterfoundpoem, September 8, 2010]

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Destiny of Doppelganger [#twitterfoundpoem, September 8, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem when is it my chance to fulfill my destiny...
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Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Byzantine Laminate [Today's News Poem, September 7, 2010]

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Byzantine Laminate [Today's News Poem, September 7, 2010] Athletes shed bone whispers: Actors in hippodromes Glazing the starlighted...

I Only Have All Fucked Up Eyes For Youuuu [#twitterfoundpoem, September 7, 2010]

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I Only Have All Fucked Up Eyes For Youuuu [#twitterfoundpoem, September 7, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem #alliwant is youuuuuu! s...
Monday, September 06, 2010

Sandpaint Rebuttal To a Book Burning [Today's News Poem, September 6, 2010]

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Sandpaint Rebuttal To a Book Burning [Today's News Poem, September 6, 2010] Cast a spell and make a prayer to gods Of cinder, burstin...

Balling With The Vampires [#twitterfoundpoem, September 6, 2010]

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Balling With The Vampires [#twitterfoundpoem, September 6, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem put a whole new perspective on vampire di...
Sunday, September 05, 2010

Back to Basic Instincts [Today's News Poem, September 5, 2010]

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Back to Basic Instincts [Today's News Poem, September 5, 2010] You are depressed? We will shock you until you are happy. Until you a...

Joseph's Crack-Colored Dreamcoat [#twitterfoundpoem, September 5, 2010]

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Joseph's Crack-Colored Dreamcoat [#twitterfoundpoem, September 5, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem There were seven years of floo...
Saturday, September 04, 2010

Poseidon Love-Detector [Today's News Poem, September 4, 2010]

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Poseidon Love-Detector [Today's News Poem, September 4, 2010] The mooring has loosened. The vessel is drifting away, Lost to the clim...
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Shitheads in Yogurt Land [#twitterfoundpoem, September 4, 2010]

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Shitheads in Yogurt Land [#twitterfoundpoem, September 4, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem where there's shithead, there are shi...
Friday, September 03, 2010

Oasis in Malthusville [Today's News Poem, September 3, 2010]

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Oasis in Malthusville [Today's News Poem, September 3, 2010] Witness this valley of vines— Tell me that surplus is gone. Chase me wi...

Telepathic Lover, Falling in _____ With You [#twitterfoundpoem, September 3, 2010]

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Telepathic Lover, Falling in _____ With You [#twitterfoundpoem, September 3, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I've been following...

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