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Friday, September 03, 2010

Oasis in Malthusville [Today's News Poem, September 3, 2010]

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Oasis in Malthusville [Today's News Poem, September 3, 2010] Witness this valley of vines— Tell me that surplus is gone. Chase me wi...

Telepathic Lover, Falling in _____ With You [#twitterfoundpoem, September 3, 2010]

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Telepathic Lover, Falling in _____ With You [#twitterfoundpoem, September 3, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I've been following...

#CombatWords for September 3, 2010 begins NOW!

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Thursday, September 02, 2010

Petrol, Napalm, and Lutfisk [Today's News Poem, September 2, 2010]

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Petrol, Napalm, and Lutfisk [Today's News Poem, September 2, 2010] Rancid deposits of tissue that jellied Much like our napalm and li...

Exploding Super Body Builder [#twitterfoundpoem, September 2, 2010]

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Exploding Super Body Builder [#twitterfoundpoem, September 2, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem #fatal error 000FF4432:3333: working ...
Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Questions Aren't Answered [Today's News Poem, September 1, 2010]

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Questions Aren't Answered [Today's News Poem, September 1, 2010] Richard McBeef is a combo of Hamlet And accident fantasies; para...

Inflatable Human Skin Catsuit!!!! [#twitterfoundpoem, September 1, 2010]

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Inflatable Human Skin Catsuit!!!! [#twitterfoundpoem, September 1, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem What say you guys to a special ed...
Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Dinosaur Tresses [Today's News Poem, August 31, 2010]

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Dinosaur Tresses [Today's News Poem, August 31, 2010] … they clamor, then hammer the barrier that the carriers warily bury in skerries...

Wok Your Dog [#twitterfoundpoem, August 31, 2010]

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Wok Your Dog [#twitterfoundpoem, August 31, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I hear what I like to like to hear-AMEN! I cant go to s...
Monday, August 30, 2010

Modern Conveniences [Today's News Poem, August 30, 2010]

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Modern Conveniences [Today's News Poem, August 30, 2010] Modern convenience means dialing a phone for a team of policemen who carry my...

Fast Wendy: Over One Billion Dads Served [#twitterfoundpoem, August 30, 2010]

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Fast Wendy: Over One Billion Dads Served [#twitterfoundpoem, August 30, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem #somewhereintheworld there i...
Sunday, August 29, 2010

Toxic Shock [Today's News Poem, August 29, 2010]

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Toxic Shock [Today's News Poem, August 29, 2010] If you were my brother and fell off a fence To land on the blade of the sign of the...
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Following Polaris on I-5 [Bonus Poem, Longshot Submission--REJECTED, August 28, 2010]

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Following Polaris on I-5 [Bonus Poem, Longshot Submission--REJECTED, August 28, 2010] Polaris is waiting. She watches the freeway. And li...

Bonus Poem: August 29, 2010

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But first, I'd really like for you to promote Toylit on Stumbleupon: http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2wzy07/toylit.blogspot.com/ . Not jus...

Zyklon B Kills Siafu Dead [#twitterfoundpoem, August 29, 2010]

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Zyklon B Kills Siafu Dead [#twitterfoundpoem, August 29, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem The world's best riders and motorcycles...
Saturday, August 28, 2010

Grandmaster Prisoner [Today's News Poem, August 28, 2010]

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Grandmaster Prisoner [Today's News Poem, August 28, 2010] Coffee yourself to a stupor and battle parolees, Schizos and fools like you...

The Spirit of the Living Bullet [#twitterfoundpoem, August 28, 2010]

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The Spirit of the Living Bullet [#twitterfoundpoem, August 28, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Definitely wearing my Might-have-to-r...
Friday, August 27, 2010

Rosemary And Phineas [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), August 27, 2010]

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Rosemary And Phineas [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), August 27, 2010] An iron rod was used to tamp the cap, That ovary. They jabbed unti...

CombatWords! Back Where It Belongs

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The bad news is that CombatWords has moved. The good news is that it's back home at http://combatwords.blogspot.com . I revived the game...

Whom the Gods Would Destroy, They First Make Artistic [#twitterfoundpoem, August 27, 2010]

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Whom the Gods Would Destroy, They First Make Artistic [#twitterfoundpoem, August 27, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Lastnight was t...
Thursday, August 26, 2010

Usurp Boredom! [Today's News Poem, August 26, 2010]

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Usurp Boredom! [Today's News Poem, August 26, 2010] Bored, I sharpen swords and knives admiring how Simple objects keep their value. ...

Smashed by the Same Girl!!!!!! [#twitterfoundpoem, August 26, 2010]

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Smashed by the Same Girl!!!!!! [#twitterfoundpoem, August 26, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem This morning my car window was smashed...
Wednesday, August 25, 2010

One Final Blessing From Zeus [Today's News Poem, August 25, 2010]

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One Final Blessing From Zeus [Today's News Poem, August 25, 2010] Your jaws gape. We will shut them. You speak of love? We act by g...

This is the new format: if you dislike it, let me know. Also:

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1) Let me know if this version is buggy. People were complaining that the old format was messing w/ their computers. 2) Turns out Toylit...
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Party at Wedding/Funeral [#twitterfoundpoem, August 25, 2010]

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Party at Wedding/Funeral [#twitterfoundpoem, August 25, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem So how goes the plans for shooting your sist...
Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Return of the Sacrificial King [Today's News Poem, August 24, 2010]

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Return of the Sacrificial King [Today's News Poem, August 24, 2010] For C.B. A prophet had visions—I read it in story. The crust was...

Don't Mind the Mess [#twitterfoundpoem, August 24, 2010]

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Don't Mind the Mess [#twitterfoundpoem, August 24, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem what do you just instantly dislike? foam, bo...
Monday, August 23, 2010

Entropy's Letters [Today's News Poem, August 23, 2010]

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Entropy's Letters [Today's News Poem, August 23, 2010] 'Click' and she echo-locates as the twilight Leaps through the sky...

Stripping While Burning [#twitterfoundpoem, August 23, 2010]

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Stripping While Burning [#twitterfoundpoem, August 23, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem After hours of fiddling Y SHOULD I GIVE UH F...
Sunday, August 22, 2010

Silent Eon [Today's News Poem, August 22, 2010]

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Silent Eon [Today's News Poem, August 22, 2010] There is death by every element. Pesticides by bomber gas the swarms: Doomed as whea...
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