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Friday, August 27, 2010

Rosemary And Phineas [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), August 27, 2010]

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Rosemary And Phineas [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), August 27, 2010] An iron rod was used to tamp the cap, That ovary. They jabbed unti...

CombatWords! Back Where It Belongs

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The bad news is that CombatWords has moved. The good news is that it's back home at http://combatwords.blogspot.com . I revived the game...

Whom the Gods Would Destroy, They First Make Artistic [#twitterfoundpoem, August 27, 2010]

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Whom the Gods Would Destroy, They First Make Artistic [#twitterfoundpoem, August 27, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Lastnight was t...
Thursday, August 26, 2010

Usurp Boredom! [Today's News Poem, August 26, 2010]

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Usurp Boredom! [Today's News Poem, August 26, 2010] Bored, I sharpen swords and knives admiring how Simple objects keep their value. ...

Smashed by the Same Girl!!!!!! [#twitterfoundpoem, August 26, 2010]

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Smashed by the Same Girl!!!!!! [#twitterfoundpoem, August 26, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem This morning my car window was smashed...
Wednesday, August 25, 2010

One Final Blessing From Zeus [Today's News Poem, August 25, 2010]

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One Final Blessing From Zeus [Today's News Poem, August 25, 2010] Your jaws gape. We will shut them. You speak of love? We act by g...

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1) Let me know if this version is buggy. People were complaining that the old format was messing w/ their computers. 2) Turns out Toylit...
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Party at Wedding/Funeral [#twitterfoundpoem, August 25, 2010]

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Party at Wedding/Funeral [#twitterfoundpoem, August 25, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem So how goes the plans for shooting your sist...
Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Return of the Sacrificial King [Today's News Poem, August 24, 2010]

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Return of the Sacrificial King [Today's News Poem, August 24, 2010] For C.B. A prophet had visions—I read it in story. The crust was...

Don't Mind the Mess [#twitterfoundpoem, August 24, 2010]

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Don't Mind the Mess [#twitterfoundpoem, August 24, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem what do you just instantly dislike? foam, bo...
Monday, August 23, 2010

Entropy's Letters [Today's News Poem, August 23, 2010]

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Entropy's Letters [Today's News Poem, August 23, 2010] 'Click' and she echo-locates as the twilight Leaps through the sky...

Stripping While Burning [#twitterfoundpoem, August 23, 2010]

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Stripping While Burning [#twitterfoundpoem, August 23, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem After hours of fiddling Y SHOULD I GIVE UH F...
Sunday, August 22, 2010

Silent Eon [Today's News Poem, August 22, 2010]

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Silent Eon [Today's News Poem, August 22, 2010] There is death by every element. Pesticides by bomber gas the swarms: Doomed as whea...
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The Rapture of Buffalo Wild Wings [#twitterfoundpoem, August 22, 2010]

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The Rapture of Buffalo Wild Wings [#twitterfoundpoem, August 22, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Ain't no lackluster themes to...
Saturday, August 21, 2010

Ark of Wood [Today's News Poem, August 21, 2010]

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Ark of Wood [Today's News Poem, August 21, 2010] In 'Mongol Hunts,' men on horses circled around a zone and beat the bushes;...

Ur Dreamtimes. Ur Visions. [#twitterfoundpoem, August 21, 2010]

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Ur Dreamtimes. Ur Visions. [#twitterfoundpoem, August 21, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem can't remember the last time u looked ...
Friday, August 20, 2010

Salmonella Swim Upstream To The First Watershed [Today's News Poem, August 20, 2010]

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Salmonella Swim Upstream To The First Watershed [Today's News Poem, August 20, 2010] Eden to edible; instinct extant. Jungle to cages...

'THIS IS SPARTAAAA' Brand Contraceptive [#twitterfoundpoem, August 20, 2010]

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'THIS IS SPARTAAAA' Brand Contraceptive [#twitterfoundpoem, August 20, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem when she had a knife ...
Thursday, August 19, 2010

Where Where Vanished [Today's News Poem, August 19, 2010]

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Where Where Vanished [Today's News Poem, August 19, 2010] Even nothingness follows order. Bangs unspool and collapse; creating Time ...
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Are You Lost? [#twitterfoundpoem, August 19, 2010]

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Are You Lost? [#twitterfoundpoem, August 19, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Sick of being told that I do not take the fight agains...
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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

You Are Duncan Idaho [Today's News Poem, August 18, 2010]

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You Are Duncan Idaho [Today's News Poem, August 18, 2010] Every moment ever had is yours. Cradles lined with felt and pastel fuzz. G...
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Try it Out! [#twitterfoundpoem, August 18, 2010]

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Try it Out! [#twitterfoundpoem, August 18, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem become the next Pope!!!! you HAVE one last chance. Pu...
Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Electronic Faerie Trickster [Today's News Poem, August 17, 2010]

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Electronic Faerie Trickster [Today's News Poem, August 17, 2010] Faerie wave-particles Offer brain-pleasuring; Blending all articles...

U Essay Versus L From DEATH NOTE [#twitterfoundpoem, August 17, 2010]

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U Essay Versus L From DEATH NOTE [#twitterfoundpoem, August 17, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem u Essay 'God does not believe in...
Monday, August 16, 2010

Jilted Gory-Glory [Today's News Poem, August 16, 2010]

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Jilted Gory-Glory [Today's News Poem, August 16, 2010] Streets aren't so promising, Promising shoves, shoulders; Shouldering ste...
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Web Bot Predicts Cannibalism [#twitterfoundpoem, August 16, 2010]

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Web Bot Predicts Cannibalism [#twitterfoundpoem, August 16, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Update: Clif High: Web Bot PREDICTIONS/ ...
Sunday, August 15, 2010

Aping the Ageless [Today's News Poem, August 15, 2010]

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Aping the Ageless [Today's News Poem, August 15, 2010] Shifting softly, sands shall shelter seaweed From froth. First foam frays fett...
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A Purity Ball Made of π (Bats Tribute #2) [#twitterfoundpoem, August 15, 2010]

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A Purity Ball Made of π (Bats Tribute #2) [#twitterfoundpoem, August 15, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem purity purity omaha mall....
Saturday, August 14, 2010

Glorious Humiliation [Today's News Poem, August 14, 2010]

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Glorious Humiliation [Today's News Poem, August 14, 2010] It's tragic that fame is denied to the needy, Who need it like butter o...

Shit Dope [#twitterfoundpoem, August 14, 2010]

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Shit Dope [#twitterfoundpoem, August 14, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I was a bird. a dying bird. u played angry birds yet? shit...
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