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Monday, August 16, 2010

Jilted Gory-Glory [Today's News Poem, August 16, 2010]

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Jilted Gory-Glory [Today's News Poem, August 16, 2010] Streets aren't so promising, Promising shoves, shoulders; Shouldering ste...
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Web Bot Predicts Cannibalism [#twitterfoundpoem, August 16, 2010]

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Web Bot Predicts Cannibalism [#twitterfoundpoem, August 16, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Update: Clif High: Web Bot PREDICTIONS/ ...
Sunday, August 15, 2010

Aping the Ageless [Today's News Poem, August 15, 2010]

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Aping the Ageless [Today's News Poem, August 15, 2010] Shifting softly, sands shall shelter seaweed From froth. First foam frays fett...
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A Purity Ball Made of π (Bats Tribute #2) [#twitterfoundpoem, August 15, 2010]

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A Purity Ball Made of π (Bats Tribute #2) [#twitterfoundpoem, August 15, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem purity purity omaha mall....
Saturday, August 14, 2010

Glorious Humiliation [Today's News Poem, August 14, 2010]

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Glorious Humiliation [Today's News Poem, August 14, 2010] It's tragic that fame is denied to the needy, Who need it like butter o...

Shit Dope [#twitterfoundpoem, August 14, 2010]

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Shit Dope [#twitterfoundpoem, August 14, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I was a bird. a dying bird. u played angry birds yet? shit...
Friday, August 13, 2010

Brave New Nerves [Today's News Poem, August 13, 2010]

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Brave New Nerves [Today's News Poem, August 13, 2010] A wave or a particle; string—if that matters— Has woven my iris to a fabric of ...

CombatWords in a Few Minutes: Get READY!

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CombatWords is at 3pm at trickwithaknife, go to http://combatwords.blogspot.com for a link to the thread at 3pm PST. Return to Toylit Su...
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Star Struck [#twitterfoundpoem, August 13, 2010]

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Star Struck [#twitterfoundpoem, August 13, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem In this era of "thugs and goons" We're all...
Thursday, August 12, 2010

Jimmy Chen's Chicken?

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Doesn't he say right here that he enjoys trolling? "I have a fake alias facebook account with no friends or profile that I use to t...
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Omens of Predestination [Today's News Poem, August 12, 2010]

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Omens of Predestination [Today's News Poem, August 12, 2010] If a notion to flee from the pavement And the hydrants possesses you, dr...
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Peacock Dance [#twitterfoundpoem, August 12, 2010]

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Peacock Dance [#twitterfoundpoem, August 12, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem If you run into me today, and we make eye contact I co...
Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Ready For the Truth [Today's News Poem, August 11, 2010]

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Ready For the Truth [Today's News Poem, August 11, 2010] Morphine is dripping from bags by my bedside, Running through plastic to vei...

The New Died Or Raped Chain Mail Mate [#twitterfoundpoem, August 11, 2010]

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The New Died Or Raped Chain Mail Mate [#twitterfoundpoem, August 11, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Fuck you haters. you tell me to...
Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Eternal Flame [Today's News Poem, August 10, 2010]

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Eternal Flame [Today's News Poem, August 10, 2010] In the bog, there's a will wisp: Peat steaming the winter up To the clouds, f...

Empty Bottles Raid Kool-Aid Man's Twelve Step Program [#twitterfoundpoem, August 10, 2010]

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Empty Bottles Raid Kool-Aid Man's Twelve Step Program [#twitterfoundpoem, August 10, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I bathed in...
Monday, August 09, 2010

A Halo of Fingers [Today's News Poem, August 9, 2010]

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A Halo of Fingers [Today's News Poem, August 9, 2010] Fois gras is tasty; its cruelty's its sweetness, But even a priestess grows...

Baby Got Bustle [#twitterfoundpoem, August 9, 2010]

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Baby Got Bustle [#twitterfoundpoem, August 9, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem bay bay bay bee Got Bustle. Might let us take a look ...
Sunday, August 08, 2010

When the Kitten Shall Lie Down With the Gosling [Today's News Poem, August 8, 2010]

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When the Kitten Shall Lie Down With the Gosling [Today's News Poem, August 8, 2010] A baby is born and discovers her talents Slowly—...
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It's Hot. It's Talk. It's Free. [#twitterfoundpoem, August 8, 2010]

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It's Hot. It's Talk. It's Free. [#twitterfoundpoem, August 8, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem trained a pet psychic. Ge...
Saturday, August 07, 2010

Good For One Catered Wedding Party [Today's News Poem, August 7, 2010]

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Good For One Catered Wedding Party [Today's News Poem, August 7, 2010] The pastels are stunning and if you are careful You'll see...

In 1 Word [#twitterfoundpoem, August 7, 2010]

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In 1 Word [#twitterfoundpoem, August 7, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem How To make Ppl Give A Fuck Wat you Have To Say: lose inter...
Friday, August 06, 2010

Deathbed Epiphany [Today's News Poem, August 6, 2010]

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Deathbed Epiphany [Today's News Poem, August 6, 2010] The crystalline water forms mammoths of icecaps That crack— from the fluxes tha...

Stars of Wormwood for the Star of Wormwood [#twitterfoundpoem August 6, 2010]

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Stars of Wormwood for the Star of Wormwood [#twitterfoundpoem August 6, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Revelations rises again! Bat...
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#CombatWords! For August 6, 2010

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Go on over to Trickwithaknife and get your time bonus in NOW! I want it to be bloody in there tonight! 1 hour bonus increments! So get goin...

News Poem Infiltrates Legitimate Literary Circles!

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Behold! http://www.thenervousbreakdown.com/kwessington/2010/08/my-ecstasy-news-poem-april-21-2010/ TNB has lots of other nice stuff to re...
Thursday, August 05, 2010

The Riddle of Hunger [Today's News Poem, August 5, 2010]

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The Riddle of Hunger [Today's News Poem, August 5, 2010] For L.S. You landed on tarmac to follow the traces Migration has stacked in...

Beautiful Swirl [#twitterfoundpoem, August 5, 2010]

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Beautiful Swirl [#twitterfoundpoem, August 5, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem an ant just bit my neck. vampiric or something? I don...
Wednesday, August 04, 2010

The Origin of Homophobia [Today's News Poem, August 4, 2010]

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The Origin of Homophobia [Today's News Poem, August 4, 2010] Praise the mirror! Laud the sky! Swear an oath to bigger gods. Don your...

The Smell of Love Will Pass [#twitterfoundpoem, August 4, 2010]

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The Smell of Love Will Pass [#twitterfoundpoem, August 4, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I was attacked by a hot Asian. she passed...
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