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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Ready For the Truth [Today's News Poem, August 11, 2010]

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Ready For the Truth [Today's News Poem, August 11, 2010] Morphine is dripping from bags by my bedside, Running through plastic to vei...

The New Died Or Raped Chain Mail Mate [#twitterfoundpoem, August 11, 2010]

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The New Died Or Raped Chain Mail Mate [#twitterfoundpoem, August 11, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Fuck you haters. you tell me to...
Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Eternal Flame [Today's News Poem, August 10, 2010]

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Eternal Flame [Today's News Poem, August 10, 2010] In the bog, there's a will wisp: Peat steaming the winter up To the clouds, f...

Empty Bottles Raid Kool-Aid Man's Twelve Step Program [#twitterfoundpoem, August 10, 2010]

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Empty Bottles Raid Kool-Aid Man's Twelve Step Program [#twitterfoundpoem, August 10, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I bathed in...
Monday, August 09, 2010

A Halo of Fingers [Today's News Poem, August 9, 2010]

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A Halo of Fingers [Today's News Poem, August 9, 2010] Fois gras is tasty; its cruelty's its sweetness, But even a priestess grows...

Baby Got Bustle [#twitterfoundpoem, August 9, 2010]

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Baby Got Bustle [#twitterfoundpoem, August 9, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem bay bay bay bee Got Bustle. Might let us take a look ...
Sunday, August 08, 2010

When the Kitten Shall Lie Down With the Gosling [Today's News Poem, August 8, 2010]

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When the Kitten Shall Lie Down With the Gosling [Today's News Poem, August 8, 2010] A baby is born and discovers her talents Slowly—...
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It's Hot. It's Talk. It's Free. [#twitterfoundpoem, August 8, 2010]

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It's Hot. It's Talk. It's Free. [#twitterfoundpoem, August 8, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem trained a pet psychic. Ge...
Saturday, August 07, 2010

Good For One Catered Wedding Party [Today's News Poem, August 7, 2010]

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Good For One Catered Wedding Party [Today's News Poem, August 7, 2010] The pastels are stunning and if you are careful You'll see...

In 1 Word [#twitterfoundpoem, August 7, 2010]

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In 1 Word [#twitterfoundpoem, August 7, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem How To make Ppl Give A Fuck Wat you Have To Say: lose inter...
Friday, August 06, 2010

Deathbed Epiphany [Today's News Poem, August 6, 2010]

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Deathbed Epiphany [Today's News Poem, August 6, 2010] The crystalline water forms mammoths of icecaps That crack— from the fluxes tha...

Stars of Wormwood for the Star of Wormwood [#twitterfoundpoem August 6, 2010]

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Stars of Wormwood for the Star of Wormwood [#twitterfoundpoem August 6, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Revelations rises again! Bat...
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#CombatWords! For August 6, 2010

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Go on over to Trickwithaknife and get your time bonus in NOW! I want it to be bloody in there tonight! 1 hour bonus increments! So get goin...

News Poem Infiltrates Legitimate Literary Circles!

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Behold! http://www.thenervousbreakdown.com/kwessington/2010/08/my-ecstasy-news-poem-april-21-2010/ TNB has lots of other nice stuff to re...
Thursday, August 05, 2010

The Riddle of Hunger [Today's News Poem, August 5, 2010]

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The Riddle of Hunger [Today's News Poem, August 5, 2010] For L.S. You landed on tarmac to follow the traces Migration has stacked in...

Beautiful Swirl [#twitterfoundpoem, August 5, 2010]

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Beautiful Swirl [#twitterfoundpoem, August 5, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem an ant just bit my neck. vampiric or something? I don...
Wednesday, August 04, 2010

The Origin of Homophobia [Today's News Poem, August 4, 2010]

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The Origin of Homophobia [Today's News Poem, August 4, 2010] Praise the mirror! Laud the sky! Swear an oath to bigger gods. Don your...

The Smell of Love Will Pass [#twitterfoundpoem, August 4, 2010]

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The Smell of Love Will Pass [#twitterfoundpoem, August 4, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I was attacked by a hot Asian. she passed...
Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Disposable Notions [Today's News Poem, August 3, 2010]

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Disposable Notions [Today's News Poem, August 3, 2010] Angels dance upon a page, But never has a human sage Tamed a flea, nor holy g...

My Little Gangster [#twitterfoundpoem, August 3, 2010]

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My Little Gangster [#twitterfoundpoem, August 3, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I'm too ghetto to function. I love collecting ...
Monday, August 02, 2010

Party Eviction [Today's News Poem, August 2, 2010]

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Party Eviction [Today's News Poem, August 2, 2010] The feast rejects the festive play And starts to take the food away. The cinders ...

Stop the Grand Wizard Apostate of Star Trek Wars! [#twitterfoundpoem, August 2, 2010]

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Stop the Grand Wizard Apostate of Star Trek Wars! [#twitterfoundpoem, August 2, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Star Trek Wars apost...
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Sunday, August 01, 2010

Voynich Blueprint [Today's News Poem, August 1, 2010]

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Voynich Blueprint [Today's News Poem, August 1, 2010] The acolytes surround the screen, Their quills and paper grasped in hands. I s...

Curse You Doctor Faustus! [#twitterfoundpoem, August 1, 2010]

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Curse You Doctor Faustus! [#twitterfoundpoem, August 1, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem My bro kut his leg on the side of my face. ...
Saturday, July 31, 2010

Mad Aftermath [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), July 31, 2010]

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Mad Aftermath [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), July 31, 2010] The wheel revolves despite the burning wreck And Max collects the dripping ...

True Authenticity [#twitterfoundpoem, July 31, 2010]

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True Authenticity [#twitterfoundpoem, July 31, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem it does not move in it does not move out. ur life h...
Friday, July 30, 2010

Two Bonus Poems Await you at CombatWords for July 30, 2010

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RToady has entered the arena. The battle is heating up now... http://trickwithaknife.com/?p=868 It's night across America. You need ...

Tweaker Defeats a Dragon [Today's News Poem, July 30, 2010]

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Tweaker Defeats a Dragon [Today's News Poem, July 30, 2010] Tamper the serpent and tickle its furnace. Knock on its ribs and the arte...

CombatWords Starts Right Now

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Go there after reading Today's News Poem (up in a moment) http://trickwithaknife.com/?p=868 Return to Toylit Subscribe in a read...

Yo Birth Certificate, Muthafukka [#twitterfoundpoem, July 30, 2010]

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Yo Birth Certificate, Muthafukka [#twitterfoundpoem, July 30, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem you either is or isn't serious. y...
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