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Saturday, August 07, 2010

Good For One Catered Wedding Party [Today's News Poem, August 7, 2010]

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Good For One Catered Wedding Party [Today's News Poem, August 7, 2010] The pastels are stunning and if you are careful You'll see...

In 1 Word [#twitterfoundpoem, August 7, 2010]

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In 1 Word [#twitterfoundpoem, August 7, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem How To make Ppl Give A Fuck Wat you Have To Say: lose inter...
Friday, August 06, 2010

Deathbed Epiphany [Today's News Poem, August 6, 2010]

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Deathbed Epiphany [Today's News Poem, August 6, 2010] The crystalline water forms mammoths of icecaps That crack— from the fluxes tha...

Stars of Wormwood for the Star of Wormwood [#twitterfoundpoem August 6, 2010]

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Stars of Wormwood for the Star of Wormwood [#twitterfoundpoem August 6, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Revelations rises again! Bat...
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#CombatWords! For August 6, 2010

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Go on over to Trickwithaknife and get your time bonus in NOW! I want it to be bloody in there tonight! 1 hour bonus increments! So get goin...

News Poem Infiltrates Legitimate Literary Circles!

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Behold! http://www.thenervousbreakdown.com/kwessington/2010/08/my-ecstasy-news-poem-april-21-2010/ TNB has lots of other nice stuff to re...
Thursday, August 05, 2010

The Riddle of Hunger [Today's News Poem, August 5, 2010]

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The Riddle of Hunger [Today's News Poem, August 5, 2010] For L.S. You landed on tarmac to follow the traces Migration has stacked in...

Beautiful Swirl [#twitterfoundpoem, August 5, 2010]

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Beautiful Swirl [#twitterfoundpoem, August 5, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem an ant just bit my neck. vampiric or something? I don...
Wednesday, August 04, 2010

The Origin of Homophobia [Today's News Poem, August 4, 2010]

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The Origin of Homophobia [Today's News Poem, August 4, 2010] Praise the mirror! Laud the sky! Swear an oath to bigger gods. Don your...

The Smell of Love Will Pass [#twitterfoundpoem, August 4, 2010]

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The Smell of Love Will Pass [#twitterfoundpoem, August 4, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I was attacked by a hot Asian. she passed...
Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Disposable Notions [Today's News Poem, August 3, 2010]

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Disposable Notions [Today's News Poem, August 3, 2010] Angels dance upon a page, But never has a human sage Tamed a flea, nor holy g...

My Little Gangster [#twitterfoundpoem, August 3, 2010]

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My Little Gangster [#twitterfoundpoem, August 3, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I'm too ghetto to function. I love collecting ...
Monday, August 02, 2010

Party Eviction [Today's News Poem, August 2, 2010]

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Party Eviction [Today's News Poem, August 2, 2010] The feast rejects the festive play And starts to take the food away. The cinders ...

Stop the Grand Wizard Apostate of Star Trek Wars! [#twitterfoundpoem, August 2, 2010]

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Stop the Grand Wizard Apostate of Star Trek Wars! [#twitterfoundpoem, August 2, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Star Trek Wars apost...
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Sunday, August 01, 2010

Voynich Blueprint [Today's News Poem, August 1, 2010]

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Voynich Blueprint [Today's News Poem, August 1, 2010] The acolytes surround the screen, Their quills and paper grasped in hands. I s...

Curse You Doctor Faustus! [#twitterfoundpoem, August 1, 2010]

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Curse You Doctor Faustus! [#twitterfoundpoem, August 1, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem My bro kut his leg on the side of my face. ...
Saturday, July 31, 2010

Mad Aftermath [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), July 31, 2010]

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Mad Aftermath [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), July 31, 2010] The wheel revolves despite the burning wreck And Max collects the dripping ...

True Authenticity [#twitterfoundpoem, July 31, 2010]

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True Authenticity [#twitterfoundpoem, July 31, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem it does not move in it does not move out. ur life h...
Friday, July 30, 2010

Two Bonus Poems Await you at CombatWords for July 30, 2010

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RToady has entered the arena. The battle is heating up now... http://trickwithaknife.com/?p=868 It's night across America. You need ...

Tweaker Defeats a Dragon [Today's News Poem, July 30, 2010]

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Tweaker Defeats a Dragon [Today's News Poem, July 30, 2010] Tamper the serpent and tickle its furnace. Knock on its ribs and the arte...

CombatWords Starts Right Now

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Go there after reading Today's News Poem (up in a moment) http://trickwithaknife.com/?p=868 Return to Toylit Subscribe in a read...

Yo Birth Certificate, Muthafukka [#twitterfoundpoem, July 30, 2010]

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Yo Birth Certificate, Muthafukka [#twitterfoundpoem, July 30, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem you either is or isn't serious. y...
Thursday, July 29, 2010

Waiting for the God of Process [Today's News Poem, July 29, 2010]

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Waiting for the God of Process [Today's News Poem, July 29, 2010] Braise me with forms. Try me by file. Sear me with stamps. Debit me...

Show Up N Pay Up [#twitterfoundpoem, July 29, 2010]

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Show Up N Pay Up [#twitterfoundpoem, July 29, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem they still gettin you man? they may be motherfuckers ...
Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Abominable Mystic [Today's News Poem, July 28, 2010]

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Abominable Mystic [Today's News Poem, July 28, 2010] Aquarium mystic; a trifle of suckers. And eyes like a monster—just look at the f...
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Spell of 'Locate Sweet Dream' [#twitterfoundpoem, July 28, 2010]

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Spell of 'Locate Sweet Dream' [#twitterfoundpoem, July 28, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem give me strength though it SLAYS ...
Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Recovering Predator Sympathy [Today's News Poem, July 27, 2010]

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Recovering Predator Sympathy [Today's News Poem, July 27, 2010] Even if somehow I managed to peel Fat from my body and loosened my to...

Blessed Shall be the Fruit of Thy Resume [#twitterfoundpoem, July 27, 2010]

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Blessed Shall be the Fruit of Thy Resume [#twitterfoundpoem, July 27, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Your 14 page resume stateth th...
Monday, July 26, 2010

As They Go Obsolete [Today's News Poem, July 26, 2010]

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As They Go Obsolete [Today's News Poem, July 26, 2010] Life is for the healthy, So farewell my follicle! Live by straws and emptied ...

You Can Depend On Me For Anything For You [#twitterfoundpoem, July 26, 2010]

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You Can Depend On Me For Anything For You [#twitterfoundpoem, July 26, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem under a full moon, a display ...
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