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Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Disposable Notions [Today's News Poem, August 3, 2010]

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Disposable Notions [Today's News Poem, August 3, 2010] Angels dance upon a page, But never has a human sage Tamed a flea, nor holy g...

My Little Gangster [#twitterfoundpoem, August 3, 2010]

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My Little Gangster [#twitterfoundpoem, August 3, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I'm too ghetto to function. I love collecting ...
Monday, August 02, 2010

Party Eviction [Today's News Poem, August 2, 2010]

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Party Eviction [Today's News Poem, August 2, 2010] The feast rejects the festive play And starts to take the food away. The cinders ...

Stop the Grand Wizard Apostate of Star Trek Wars! [#twitterfoundpoem, August 2, 2010]

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Stop the Grand Wizard Apostate of Star Trek Wars! [#twitterfoundpoem, August 2, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Star Trek Wars apost...
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Sunday, August 01, 2010

Voynich Blueprint [Today's News Poem, August 1, 2010]

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Voynich Blueprint [Today's News Poem, August 1, 2010] The acolytes surround the screen, Their quills and paper grasped in hands. I s...

Curse You Doctor Faustus! [#twitterfoundpoem, August 1, 2010]

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Curse You Doctor Faustus! [#twitterfoundpoem, August 1, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem My bro kut his leg on the side of my face. ...
Saturday, July 31, 2010

Mad Aftermath [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), July 31, 2010]

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Mad Aftermath [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), July 31, 2010] The wheel revolves despite the burning wreck And Max collects the dripping ...

True Authenticity [#twitterfoundpoem, July 31, 2010]

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True Authenticity [#twitterfoundpoem, July 31, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem it does not move in it does not move out. ur life h...
Friday, July 30, 2010

Two Bonus Poems Await you at CombatWords for July 30, 2010

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RToady has entered the arena. The battle is heating up now... http://trickwithaknife.com/?p=868 It's night across America. You need ...

Tweaker Defeats a Dragon [Today's News Poem, July 30, 2010]

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Tweaker Defeats a Dragon [Today's News Poem, July 30, 2010] Tamper the serpent and tickle its furnace. Knock on its ribs and the arte...

CombatWords Starts Right Now

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Go there after reading Today's News Poem (up in a moment) http://trickwithaknife.com/?p=868 Return to Toylit Subscribe in a read...

Yo Birth Certificate, Muthafukka [#twitterfoundpoem, July 30, 2010]

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Yo Birth Certificate, Muthafukka [#twitterfoundpoem, July 30, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem you either is or isn't serious. y...
Thursday, July 29, 2010

Waiting for the God of Process [Today's News Poem, July 29, 2010]

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Waiting for the God of Process [Today's News Poem, July 29, 2010] Braise me with forms. Try me by file. Sear me with stamps. Debit me...

Show Up N Pay Up [#twitterfoundpoem, July 29, 2010]

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Show Up N Pay Up [#twitterfoundpoem, July 29, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem they still gettin you man? they may be motherfuckers ...
Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Abominable Mystic [Today's News Poem, July 28, 2010]

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Abominable Mystic [Today's News Poem, July 28, 2010] Aquarium mystic; a trifle of suckers. And eyes like a monster—just look at the f...
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Spell of 'Locate Sweet Dream' [#twitterfoundpoem, July 28, 2010]

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Spell of 'Locate Sweet Dream' [#twitterfoundpoem, July 28, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem give me strength though it SLAYS ...
Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Recovering Predator Sympathy [Today's News Poem, July 27, 2010]

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Recovering Predator Sympathy [Today's News Poem, July 27, 2010] Even if somehow I managed to peel Fat from my body and loosened my to...

Blessed Shall be the Fruit of Thy Resume [#twitterfoundpoem, July 27, 2010]

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Blessed Shall be the Fruit of Thy Resume [#twitterfoundpoem, July 27, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Your 14 page resume stateth th...
Monday, July 26, 2010

As They Go Obsolete [Today's News Poem, July 26, 2010]

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As They Go Obsolete [Today's News Poem, July 26, 2010] Life is for the healthy, So farewell my follicle! Live by straws and emptied ...

You Can Depend On Me For Anything For You [#twitterfoundpoem, July 26, 2010]

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You Can Depend On Me For Anything For You [#twitterfoundpoem, July 26, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem under a full moon, a display ...
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Sunday, July 25, 2010

Memorandum of Understanding for an Ecosystem of Explosives [Today's News Poem, July 25, 2010]

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Memorandum of Understanding for an Ecosystem of Explosives [Today's News Poem, July 25, 2010] Memorandum of Understanding Re: Ecosys...
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Sappho Sings at the Michael Jackson Memorial [#twitterfoundpoem, July 25, 2010]

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Sappho Sings at the Michael Jackson Memorial [#twitterfoundpoem, July 25, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem The Monarch Reports Record...
Saturday, July 24, 2010

Mass Sacrifice for Temple Rites [Today's News Poem, July 24, 2010]

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Mass Sacrifice for Temple Rites [Today's News Poem, July 24, 2010] Temple rites: kiss of life. Burrows of flesh enfolding. Fists o...

Trampled by We [#twitterfoundpoem July 24, 2010]

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Trampled by We [#twitterfoundpoem July 24, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem dont be friendly with 'm 'm mass panic. in indi...
Friday, July 23, 2010

Hemoglobin Quake [Today's News Poem, July 23, 2010]

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Hemoglobin Quake [Today's News Poem, July 23, 2010] I could drive to the center of earthquake: grind sand dollars and accident the wav...

Combatwords for July 23, 2010 at Trickwithaknife

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Friday night and you need a fight? Go to Trickwithaknife Richard Cheese sings about the pleasure principle: Can't find the pure so...
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Destination: Darkness [#twitterfoundpoem July 23, 2010]

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Destination: Darkness [#twitterfoundpoem July 23, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Subliminal messaging in music: being chased by pi...
Thursday, July 22, 2010

Windshield to the Soul [Today's News Poem, July 22, 2010]

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Windshield to the Soul [Today's News Poem, July 22, 2010] I) Abandon the Apartment Stacked in columns—expired and spent— Monuments t...

Huffing On All That Bullshit [#twitterfoundpoem July 22, 2010]

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Huffing On All That Bullshit [#twitterfoundpoem July 22, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem thinking about my secret formula for medioc...
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Vignettes From the White Collar Rebellion [Today's News Poem, July 21, 2010]

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Vignettes From the White Collar Rebellion [Today's News Poem, July 21, 2010] Forge. Fake. Find. Feign. Fuck. Foul. Flee. Fence. “Taxi...
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