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Friday, July 23, 2010

Hemoglobin Quake [Today's News Poem, July 23, 2010]

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Hemoglobin Quake [Today's News Poem, July 23, 2010] I could drive to the center of earthquake: grind sand dollars and accident the wav...

Combatwords for July 23, 2010 at Trickwithaknife

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Friday night and you need a fight? Go to Trickwithaknife Richard Cheese sings about the pleasure principle: Can't find the pure so...
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Destination: Darkness [#twitterfoundpoem July 23, 2010]

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Destination: Darkness [#twitterfoundpoem July 23, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Subliminal messaging in music: being chased by pi...
Thursday, July 22, 2010

Windshield to the Soul [Today's News Poem, July 22, 2010]

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Windshield to the Soul [Today's News Poem, July 22, 2010] I) Abandon the Apartment Stacked in columns—expired and spent— Monuments t...

Huffing On All That Bullshit [#twitterfoundpoem July 22, 2010]

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Huffing On All That Bullshit [#twitterfoundpoem July 22, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem thinking about my secret formula for medioc...
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Vignettes From the White Collar Rebellion [Today's News Poem, July 21, 2010]

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Vignettes From the White Collar Rebellion [Today's News Poem, July 21, 2010] Forge. Fake. Find. Feign. Fuck. Foul. Flee. Fence. “Taxi...

Progress [Guest News Poem, by Valerie Valdes, July 21, 2010]

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Progress [Guest News Poem, by Valerie Valdes, July 21, 2010] A process unending, as slow as a glacier receding from valleys left fertile ...

DADABOMB SEX SHIP [#twitterfoundpoem July 21, 2010]

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DADABOMB SEX SHIP [#twitterfoundpoem July 21, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem understand pain. prevent pleasure. takin dem damn bu...
Tuesday, July 20, 2010

New Gods Scrap All of Creation [Today's News Poem, July 20, 2010]

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New Gods Scrap All of Creation [Today's News Poem, July 20, 2010] Know every thing and charge up the static: Blade bath for birds; th...

Old Stank Ass Scent of Evil [#twitterfoundpoem July 20, 2010]

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Old Stank Ass Scent of Evil [#twitterfoundpoem July 20, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem How do you live smelling so horrible? every...
Monday, July 19, 2010

Leaves Nothing Behind [Today's News Poem, July 19, 2010]

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Leaves Nothing Behind [Today's News Poem, July 19, 2010] The seers, who are trained to seek clues in the patterns Of tea leaves, igno...

Debased Ace [#twitterfoundpoem July 19, 2010]

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Debased Ace [#twitterfoundpoem July 19, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I've been part of the problem for years. I've had...
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Sunday, July 18, 2010

Feast of Stones [Today's News Poem, July 18, 2010]

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Feast of Stones [Today's News Poem, July 18, 2010] The lovers are reaching one hundred degrees. The blankets are trapping the fricati...

Dialectic Of Enallages With Wittgenstein [From This Week's Combatwords]

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Dialectic Of Enallages With Wittgenstein [From this week's Combatwords ] And the nightmares were worse you said; reaching an apex In ...

A Dictionary's Cheap [#twitterfoundpoem, July 18 2010]

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A Dictionary's Cheap [#twitterfoundpoem, July 18 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem English plz!! I don't understand a word y...
Saturday, July 17, 2010

Passing Roadkill on New Ganges [Today's News Poem, July 17, 2010]

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Passing Roadkill on New Ganges [Today's News Poem, July 17, 2010] In cradles of metal, on ribbons of concrete, We're winding the ...

Drunk Fuck Anti-Christ Friends [#twitterfoundpoem, July 17, 2010]

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Drunk Fuck Anti-Christ Friends [#twitterfoundpoem, July 17, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem get out of this awful city. Go Party to...
Friday, July 16, 2010

CombatWords for July 16-18 Over at Trickwithaknife

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Shoot at the mule and you'll have to apologize. Laugh at the Mule and you DIE!! Go to CombatWords and beware its harmless looking ...

Square Yard of Space in Space [Today's News Poem, July 16, 2010]

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Square Yard of Space in Space [Today's News Poem, July 16, 2010] My sentence commuted, I lived in the yardage Raskolnikov mentioned f...

UNBELIEVERS Pledge Allegiance to the Flag [#twitterfoundpoem July 16, 2010]

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UNBELIEVERS Pledge Allegiance to the Flag [#twitterfoundpoem July 16, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem You secretly root for the vill...
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Thursday, July 15, 2010

Epicycles in the Singular Season of Laughter [Today's News Poem, July 15, 2010]

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Epicycles in the Singular Season of Laughter [Today's News Poem, July 15, 2010] The carousel spins and the children are laughing. A m...

Lifetime Supply of Anorexic Stick Figures [#twitterfoundpoem July 15, 2010]

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Lifetime Supply of Anorexic Stick Figures [#twitterfoundpoem July 15, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem if u have no goals or ambition...
Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Marionette Passion Play [Today's News Poem, July 14, 2010]

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Marionette Passion Play [Today's News Poem, July 14, 2010] Life is a farce and we players are puppets; Scripted for vows to the thund...

Life Attack Claims Another Cleaning Lady [#twitterfoundpoem, July 14, 2010]

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Life Attack Claims Another Cleaning Lady [#twitterfoundpoem, July 14, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem she tryna tell er body to beh...
Tuesday, July 13, 2010

The Masters of Pilgrims [Today's News Poem, July 13 2010]

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The Masters of Pilgrims [Today's News Poem, July 13 2010] The mind is the way to a man's legs. The tendons are triggered by his n...

Cyborg Answers the Turing Halting Problem [#twitterfoundpoem July 13, 2010]

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Cyborg Answers the Turing Halting Problem [#twitterfoundpoem July 13, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem sequences leading to infinity...
Monday, July 12, 2010

Pangloss Versus Pekar [Today's News Poem, July 12, 2010]

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Pangloss Versus Pekar [Today's News Poem, July 12, 2010] The pumpkin is winding its tendrils and strangling The kumquat. The weakling...
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Death of Kvetch King [#twitterfoundpoem July 12, 2010]

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Death of Kvetch King [#twitterfoundpoem July 12, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem America just got a little less splendid... the tra...
Sunday, July 11, 2010

Anointed With Holy Oil [Today's News Poem, July 11, 2010]

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Anointed With Holy Oil [Today's News Poem, July 11, 2010] Growth takes so long and destruction so rapid, Wonder elates me. I wander t...

Cross-Time Epistolary [Twitter Found Poem, July 11, 2010]

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Cross-Time Epistolary [Twitter Found Poem, July 11, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem a short message encoded inside a confederacy of...
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