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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

New Gods Scrap All of Creation [Today's News Poem, July 20, 2010]

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New Gods Scrap All of Creation [Today's News Poem, July 20, 2010] Know every thing and charge up the static: Blade bath for birds; th...

Old Stank Ass Scent of Evil [#twitterfoundpoem July 20, 2010]

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Old Stank Ass Scent of Evil [#twitterfoundpoem July 20, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem How do you live smelling so horrible? every...
Monday, July 19, 2010

Leaves Nothing Behind [Today's News Poem, July 19, 2010]

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Leaves Nothing Behind [Today's News Poem, July 19, 2010] The seers, who are trained to seek clues in the patterns Of tea leaves, igno...

Debased Ace [#twitterfoundpoem July 19, 2010]

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Debased Ace [#twitterfoundpoem July 19, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I've been part of the problem for years. I've had...
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Sunday, July 18, 2010

Feast of Stones [Today's News Poem, July 18, 2010]

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Feast of Stones [Today's News Poem, July 18, 2010] The lovers are reaching one hundred degrees. The blankets are trapping the fricati...

Dialectic Of Enallages With Wittgenstein [From This Week's Combatwords]

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Dialectic Of Enallages With Wittgenstein [From this week's Combatwords ] And the nightmares were worse you said; reaching an apex In ...

A Dictionary's Cheap [#twitterfoundpoem, July 18 2010]

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A Dictionary's Cheap [#twitterfoundpoem, July 18 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem English plz!! I don't understand a word y...
Saturday, July 17, 2010

Passing Roadkill on New Ganges [Today's News Poem, July 17, 2010]

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Passing Roadkill on New Ganges [Today's News Poem, July 17, 2010] In cradles of metal, on ribbons of concrete, We're winding the ...

Drunk Fuck Anti-Christ Friends [#twitterfoundpoem, July 17, 2010]

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Drunk Fuck Anti-Christ Friends [#twitterfoundpoem, July 17, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem get out of this awful city. Go Party to...
Friday, July 16, 2010

CombatWords for July 16-18 Over at Trickwithaknife

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Shoot at the mule and you'll have to apologize. Laugh at the Mule and you DIE!! Go to CombatWords and beware its harmless looking ...

Square Yard of Space in Space [Today's News Poem, July 16, 2010]

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Square Yard of Space in Space [Today's News Poem, July 16, 2010] My sentence commuted, I lived in the yardage Raskolnikov mentioned f...

UNBELIEVERS Pledge Allegiance to the Flag [#twitterfoundpoem July 16, 2010]

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UNBELIEVERS Pledge Allegiance to the Flag [#twitterfoundpoem July 16, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem You secretly root for the vill...
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Thursday, July 15, 2010

Epicycles in the Singular Season of Laughter [Today's News Poem, July 15, 2010]

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Epicycles in the Singular Season of Laughter [Today's News Poem, July 15, 2010] The carousel spins and the children are laughing. A m...

Lifetime Supply of Anorexic Stick Figures [#twitterfoundpoem July 15, 2010]

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Lifetime Supply of Anorexic Stick Figures [#twitterfoundpoem July 15, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem if u have no goals or ambition...
Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Marionette Passion Play [Today's News Poem, July 14, 2010]

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Marionette Passion Play [Today's News Poem, July 14, 2010] Life is a farce and we players are puppets; Scripted for vows to the thund...

Life Attack Claims Another Cleaning Lady [#twitterfoundpoem, July 14, 2010]

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Life Attack Claims Another Cleaning Lady [#twitterfoundpoem, July 14, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem she tryna tell er body to beh...
Tuesday, July 13, 2010

The Masters of Pilgrims [Today's News Poem, July 13 2010]

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The Masters of Pilgrims [Today's News Poem, July 13 2010] The mind is the way to a man's legs. The tendons are triggered by his n...

Cyborg Answers the Turing Halting Problem [#twitterfoundpoem July 13, 2010]

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Cyborg Answers the Turing Halting Problem [#twitterfoundpoem July 13, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem sequences leading to infinity...
Monday, July 12, 2010

Pangloss Versus Pekar [Today's News Poem, July 12, 2010]

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Pangloss Versus Pekar [Today's News Poem, July 12, 2010] The pumpkin is winding its tendrils and strangling The kumquat. The weakling...
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Death of Kvetch King [#twitterfoundpoem July 12, 2010]

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Death of Kvetch King [#twitterfoundpoem July 12, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem America just got a little less splendid... the tra...
Sunday, July 11, 2010

Anointed With Holy Oil [Today's News Poem, July 11, 2010]

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Anointed With Holy Oil [Today's News Poem, July 11, 2010] Growth takes so long and destruction so rapid, Wonder elates me. I wander t...

Cross-Time Epistolary [Twitter Found Poem, July 11, 2010]

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Cross-Time Epistolary [Twitter Found Poem, July 11, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem a short message encoded inside a confederacy of...
Saturday, July 10, 2010

Stoned and High: In Search of the Final Reward [Today's News Poem, July 10, 2010]

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Stoned and High: In Search of the Final Reward [Today's News Poem, July 10, 2010] We all know the answer—the question's too simple...

Nobody Suspects the Inhuman [#twitterfoundpoem, July 10, 2010]

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Nobody Suspects the Inhuman [#twitterfoundpoem, July 10, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem running on pure adrenalin and nerves the s...
Friday, July 09, 2010

I'm Hosting CombatWords! at Trickwithaknife.com Right Now

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Go to http://trickwithaknife.com/?p=796 to a) Watch combat, b) Judge combat, c) Participate in combat, d) a and b, e) a and c, f) b and c, ...
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The Pawn's Fallacy [Today's News Poem, July 9, 2010]

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The Pawn's Fallacy [Today's News Poem, July 9, 2010] Defined by my pace on the map, I'm advancing On tiles and my options are...

Trust the Ascetic for Nothing [Twitter Found Poem, July 9, 2010]

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Trust the Ascetic for Nothing [Twitter Found Poem, July 9, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I gave all my worldly possessions for som...
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Thursday, July 08, 2010

Quarantine the Relic [Today's News Poem, July 8, 2010]

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Quarantine the Relic [Today's News Poem, July 8, 2010] The city is blowing dioxins from chimneys. And woozy, it staggered and fell on...

Ghetto Rainbow Bridge to Valhalla [Twitter Found Poem, July 8, 2010]

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Ghetto Rainbow Bridge to Valhalla [Twitter Found Poem, July 8, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem WARRIORS, welcome to Valhalla! Did ...
Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Prelapsarian Pity [Today's News Poem, July 7, 2010]

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Prelapsarian Pity [Today's News Poem, July 7, 2010] Kittens amuse themselves swatting at movement; Pitying humans. Beyond my lapsaria...
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