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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Marionette Passion Play [Today's News Poem, July 14, 2010]

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Marionette Passion Play [Today's News Poem, July 14, 2010] Life is a farce and we players are puppets; Scripted for vows to the thund...

Life Attack Claims Another Cleaning Lady [#twitterfoundpoem, July 14, 2010]

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Life Attack Claims Another Cleaning Lady [#twitterfoundpoem, July 14, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem she tryna tell er body to beh...
Tuesday, July 13, 2010

The Masters of Pilgrims [Today's News Poem, July 13 2010]

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The Masters of Pilgrims [Today's News Poem, July 13 2010] The mind is the way to a man's legs. The tendons are triggered by his n...

Cyborg Answers the Turing Halting Problem [#twitterfoundpoem July 13, 2010]

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Cyborg Answers the Turing Halting Problem [#twitterfoundpoem July 13, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem sequences leading to infinity...
Monday, July 12, 2010

Pangloss Versus Pekar [Today's News Poem, July 12, 2010]

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Pangloss Versus Pekar [Today's News Poem, July 12, 2010] The pumpkin is winding its tendrils and strangling The kumquat. The weakling...
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Death of Kvetch King [#twitterfoundpoem July 12, 2010]

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Death of Kvetch King [#twitterfoundpoem July 12, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem America just got a little less splendid... the tra...
Sunday, July 11, 2010

Anointed With Holy Oil [Today's News Poem, July 11, 2010]

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Anointed With Holy Oil [Today's News Poem, July 11, 2010] Growth takes so long and destruction so rapid, Wonder elates me. I wander t...

Cross-Time Epistolary [Twitter Found Poem, July 11, 2010]

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Cross-Time Epistolary [Twitter Found Poem, July 11, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem a short message encoded inside a confederacy of...
Saturday, July 10, 2010

Stoned and High: In Search of the Final Reward [Today's News Poem, July 10, 2010]

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Stoned and High: In Search of the Final Reward [Today's News Poem, July 10, 2010] We all know the answer—the question's too simple...

Nobody Suspects the Inhuman [#twitterfoundpoem, July 10, 2010]

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Nobody Suspects the Inhuman [#twitterfoundpoem, July 10, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem running on pure adrenalin and nerves the s...
Friday, July 09, 2010

I'm Hosting CombatWords! at Trickwithaknife.com Right Now

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Go to http://trickwithaknife.com/?p=796 to a) Watch combat, b) Judge combat, c) Participate in combat, d) a and b, e) a and c, f) b and c, ...
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The Pawn's Fallacy [Today's News Poem, July 9, 2010]

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The Pawn's Fallacy [Today's News Poem, July 9, 2010] Defined by my pace on the map, I'm advancing On tiles and my options are...

Trust the Ascetic for Nothing [Twitter Found Poem, July 9, 2010]

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Trust the Ascetic for Nothing [Twitter Found Poem, July 9, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I gave all my worldly possessions for som...
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Thursday, July 08, 2010

Quarantine the Relic [Today's News Poem, July 8, 2010]

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Quarantine the Relic [Today's News Poem, July 8, 2010] The city is blowing dioxins from chimneys. And woozy, it staggered and fell on...

Ghetto Rainbow Bridge to Valhalla [Twitter Found Poem, July 8, 2010]

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Ghetto Rainbow Bridge to Valhalla [Twitter Found Poem, July 8, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem WARRIORS, welcome to Valhalla! Did ...
Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Prelapsarian Pity [Today's News Poem, July 7, 2010]

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Prelapsarian Pity [Today's News Poem, July 7, 2010] Kittens amuse themselves swatting at movement; Pitying humans. Beyond my lapsaria...

D Vampire Hunter... Me [Twitter Found Poem, July 7, 2010]

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D Vampire Hunter... Me [Twitter Found Poem, July 7, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem No life is a waste but You are not alive. The on...
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Tuesday, July 06, 2010

The Worm of Secular Humanism [Today's News Poem, July 6, 2010]

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The Worm of Secular Humanism [Today's News Poem, July 6, 2010] The worm of the page is the promise of legend. It's turning throug...

Major League Fangs [Twitter Found Poem, July 6, 2010]

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Major League Fangs [Twitter Found Poem, July 6, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem You've got a kind heart & it shows. You...
Monday, July 05, 2010

SEEING OTHER PEOPLE [Guest News Poem, July 5, 2010 by Jeff Chon]

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SEEING OTHER PEOPLE [Guest News Poem, July 5, 2010 by Jeff Chon] Jeff Chon We avoid each other for as long as we can and when we finall...

End of the Cargo Cult [Today's News Poem, July 5, 2010]

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End of the Cargo Cult [Today's News Poem, July 5, 2010] The cargo is flying away and we're gathered To witness the finish of what...

Simulated Drowning Experiences [Twitter Found Poem, July 5, 2010]

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Simulated Drowning Experiences [Twitter Found Poem, July 5, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem When I see a computer of worth, I think ...
Sunday, July 04, 2010

Independence Charade [Today's News Poem, July 4, 2010]

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Independence Charade [Today's News Poem, July 4, 2010] The horses go wild and deliver the blow To finish confusion and punish the cro...

GOD BRESS AMERICA [Twitter Found Poem, July 4, 2010]

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GOD BRESS AMERICA [Twitter Found Poem, July 4, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem DO YOU LIKE SEXY GIRLS? THEN CHECK THIS OUT! SEXY GI...
Saturday, July 03, 2010

Astral Projection to the Tropics [Today's News Poem, July 3, 2010]

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Astral Projection to the Tropics [Today's News Poem, July 3, 2010] Relax and take fantasy. Ride on the ether Across the dull ocean an...

Remember Everything They Never Knew [Twitter Found Poem, July 3, 2010]

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Remember Everything They Never Knew [Twitter Found Poem, July 3, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Don't forget to get your Self ...
Friday, July 02, 2010

Childhood Independence Day [Bonus News Poem, July 2, 2010]

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Childhood Independence Day [Bonus News Poem, July 2, 2010] From http://trickwithaknife.com/?p=771#comments It’s first fireflies that char...

A Bonus Poem Awaits You at Trickwithaknife

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I decided to host combatwords tonight over there. If you want to play, go over to http://trickwithaknife.com/?p=771#comments and if you do...
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The Case Against Color [Today's News Poem, July 2, 2010]

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The Case Against Color [Today's News Poem, July 2, 2010] The rainbow's expensive and nature's a thief: We've waited too l...

A Chance 4 Misfortune [Twitter Found Poem, July 2, 2010]

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A Chance 4 Misfortune [Twitter Found Poem, July 2, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Gotta laugh. one Day/Weekend the whole city just...
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