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Tuesday, July 06, 2010

The Worm of Secular Humanism [Today's News Poem, July 6, 2010]

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The Worm of Secular Humanism [Today's News Poem, July 6, 2010] The worm of the page is the promise of legend. It's turning throug...

Major League Fangs [Twitter Found Poem, July 6, 2010]

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Major League Fangs [Twitter Found Poem, July 6, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem You've got a kind heart & it shows. You...
Monday, July 05, 2010

SEEING OTHER PEOPLE [Guest News Poem, July 5, 2010 by Jeff Chon]

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SEEING OTHER PEOPLE [Guest News Poem, July 5, 2010 by Jeff Chon] Jeff Chon We avoid each other for as long as we can and when we finall...

End of the Cargo Cult [Today's News Poem, July 5, 2010]

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End of the Cargo Cult [Today's News Poem, July 5, 2010] The cargo is flying away and we're gathered To witness the finish of what...

Simulated Drowning Experiences [Twitter Found Poem, July 5, 2010]

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Simulated Drowning Experiences [Twitter Found Poem, July 5, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem When I see a computer of worth, I think ...
Sunday, July 04, 2010

Independence Charade [Today's News Poem, July 4, 2010]

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Independence Charade [Today's News Poem, July 4, 2010] The horses go wild and deliver the blow To finish confusion and punish the cro...

GOD BRESS AMERICA [Twitter Found Poem, July 4, 2010]

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GOD BRESS AMERICA [Twitter Found Poem, July 4, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem DO YOU LIKE SEXY GIRLS? THEN CHECK THIS OUT! SEXY GI...
Saturday, July 03, 2010

Astral Projection to the Tropics [Today's News Poem, July 3, 2010]

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Astral Projection to the Tropics [Today's News Poem, July 3, 2010] Relax and take fantasy. Ride on the ether Across the dull ocean an...

Remember Everything They Never Knew [Twitter Found Poem, July 3, 2010]

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Remember Everything They Never Knew [Twitter Found Poem, July 3, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Don't forget to get your Self ...
Friday, July 02, 2010

Childhood Independence Day [Bonus News Poem, July 2, 2010]

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Childhood Independence Day [Bonus News Poem, July 2, 2010] From http://trickwithaknife.com/?p=771#comments It’s first fireflies that char...

A Bonus Poem Awaits You at Trickwithaknife

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I decided to host combatwords tonight over there. If you want to play, go over to http://trickwithaknife.com/?p=771#comments and if you do...
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The Case Against Color [Today's News Poem, July 2, 2010]

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The Case Against Color [Today's News Poem, July 2, 2010] The rainbow's expensive and nature's a thief: We've waited too l...

A Chance 4 Misfortune [Twitter Found Poem, July 2, 2010]

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A Chance 4 Misfortune [Twitter Found Poem, July 2, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Gotta laugh. one Day/Weekend the whole city just...
Thursday, July 01, 2010

Kiss From a Neon Siren [Today's News Poem, July 1, 2010]

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Kiss From a Neon Siren [Today's News Poem, July 1, 2010] Follow the lights and you'll drive to your bliss. Tunnels of halogens gu...

Sensors Blink Away the Tears and Say Good-Bye [Twitter Found Poem, July 1, 2010]

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Sensors Blink Away the Tears and Say Good-Bye [Twitter Found Poem, July 1, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem when we start losing ener...
Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Plankton Bloom [Today's News Poem, June 30, 2010]

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Plankton Bloom [Today's News Poem, June 30, 2010] Earnings are sport; just a game on the screen. Wealth is the score and the players ...
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Pimp Yo Professor [Twitter Found Poem, June 30, 2010]

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Pimp Yo Professor [Twitter Found Poem, June 30, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem So... I ain't admitting nothing, but you better...
Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Symposium of Gold and Plastic [Today's News Poem, June 29, 2010]

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Symposium of Gold and Plastic [Today's News Poem, June 29, 2010] The absolute value of anything's measured By market demand and w...
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Tinfoil Versus Psy-Ops [Twitter Found Poem, June 29, 2010]

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Tinfoil Versus Psy-Ops [Twitter Found Poem, June 29, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem hopefulli the STARS wiLL stay in place and I ...
Monday, June 28, 2010

Hunger's Accountant is the Serpent of Circles [Today's News Poem, June 28, 2010]

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Hunger's Accountant is the Serpent of Circles [Today's News Poem, June 28, 2010] We own a placenta when cast from our mothers; An...

Crocodile Tears of Lust [Twitter Found Poem, June 28, 2010]

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Crocodile Tears of Lust [Twitter Found Poem, June 28, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem you think you know LOVE? you think LOVE is ...
Sunday, June 27, 2010

The Mad Beloved [Today's News Poem, June 27, 2010]

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The Mad Beloved [Today's News Poem, June 27, 2010] They offer the car to their god in the hope It's pleasing—that smoke from the ...
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NOBODY Escapes Unhurt [Twitter Found Poem, June 27, 2010]

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NOBODY Escapes Unhurt [Twitter Found Poem, June 27, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Remember that ordinary citizens can be used as ...
Saturday, June 26, 2010

Partial Glimpse of the Partial Eclipse [Today's News Poem, June 26, 2010]

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Partial Glimpse of the Partial Eclipse [Today's News Poem, June 26, 2010] Atoms are ordered by lines on a table— Protons at center, e...

Sit-N-Spin On Oily Ashes [Twitter Found Poem, June 26, 2010]

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Sit-N-Spin On Oily Ashes [Twitter Found Poem, June 26, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem experts say the oil leak in the gulf the ash...
Friday, June 25, 2010

Intersubjective Symbiosis [Today's News Poem, June 25, 2010]

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Intersubjective Symbiosis [Today's News Poem, June 25, 2010] Who measured my soul? It is air, I am certain. And dying this once, will...

MOUNTAINS of SHIT In Millions of Crocks [Twitter Found Poem, June 25, 2010]

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MOUNTAINS of SHIT In Millions of Crocks [Twitter Found Poem, June 25, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem There is no Constitutional au...
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Thursday, June 24, 2010

The New Hydrologic Cycle [Today's News Poem, June 24, 2010]

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The New Hydrologic Cycle [Today's News Poem, June 24, 2010] The shells of the animals covered with scabs; We baited them, hoisted fro...
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Toasting the Instigator [Twitter Found Poem, June 24, 2010]

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Toasting the Instigator [Twitter Found Poem, June 24, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem REMEMBER THAT NIGHT YOU ATE shit And drank ...
Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Transubstantiation of Nihilism [Today's News Poem, June 23, 2010]

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Transubstantiation of Nihilism [Today's News Poem, June 23, 2010] It's happening just as I saw it in visions: A prophet inferno t...
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