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Sunday, June 27, 2010

The Mad Beloved [Today's News Poem, June 27, 2010]

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The Mad Beloved [Today's News Poem, June 27, 2010] They offer the car to their god in the hope It's pleasing—that smoke from the ...
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NOBODY Escapes Unhurt [Twitter Found Poem, June 27, 2010]

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NOBODY Escapes Unhurt [Twitter Found Poem, June 27, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Remember that ordinary citizens can be used as ...
Saturday, June 26, 2010

Partial Glimpse of the Partial Eclipse [Today's News Poem, June 26, 2010]

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Partial Glimpse of the Partial Eclipse [Today's News Poem, June 26, 2010] Atoms are ordered by lines on a table— Protons at center, e...

Sit-N-Spin On Oily Ashes [Twitter Found Poem, June 26, 2010]

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Sit-N-Spin On Oily Ashes [Twitter Found Poem, June 26, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem experts say the oil leak in the gulf the ash...
Friday, June 25, 2010

Intersubjective Symbiosis [Today's News Poem, June 25, 2010]

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Intersubjective Symbiosis [Today's News Poem, June 25, 2010] Who measured my soul? It is air, I am certain. And dying this once, will...

MOUNTAINS of SHIT In Millions of Crocks [Twitter Found Poem, June 25, 2010]

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MOUNTAINS of SHIT In Millions of Crocks [Twitter Found Poem, June 25, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem There is no Constitutional au...
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Thursday, June 24, 2010

The New Hydrologic Cycle [Today's News Poem, June 24, 2010]

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The New Hydrologic Cycle [Today's News Poem, June 24, 2010] The shells of the animals covered with scabs; We baited them, hoisted fro...
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Toasting the Instigator [Twitter Found Poem, June 24, 2010]

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Toasting the Instigator [Twitter Found Poem, June 24, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem REMEMBER THAT NIGHT YOU ATE shit And drank ...
Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Transubstantiation of Nihilism [Today's News Poem, June 23, 2010]

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Transubstantiation of Nihilism [Today's News Poem, June 23, 2010] It's happening just as I saw it in visions: A prophet inferno t...
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The Anti-Human Resistance [Twitter Found Poem, June 23, 2010]

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The Anti-Human Resistance [Twitter Found Poem, June 23, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Staying alive has never been so difficult. ...
Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Scythian Lamb Ponders Whether the Universe is a Tautology [Today's News Poem, June 22, 2010]

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Scythian Lamb Ponders Whether the Universe is a Tautology [Today's News Poem, June 22, 2010] My rhizome inverted, they plucked me and ...

The Epistemology of Hate [Twitter Found Poem, June 22, 2010]

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The Epistemology of Hate [Twitter Found Poem, June 22, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem My glass stays full; whenever it's half e...
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Monday, June 21, 2010

Just Follow Bliss [Today's News Poem, June 21, 2010]

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Just Follow Bliss [Today's News Poem, June 21, 2010] The forests of charcoal, the meat from the bushes On sale in the market: a mote ...
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Eyes for Ra [Twitter Found Poem, June 21, 2010]

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Eyes for Ra [Twitter Found Poem, June 21, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem In honor and to appease the sun god Ra I offer MY EYES. ...
Sunday, June 20, 2010

The Germans [Guest Twitter Found Poem, June 20, 2010 by Ryan Ridge]

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The Germans [Guest Twitter Found Poem, June 20, 2010 by Ryan Ridge] By Ryan Ridge Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Oh, and Germans. Don...

Spaghetti Oh Hell No [Guest News Poem, June 20, 2010, by Misti Rainwater-Lites]

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Spaghetti Oh Hell No [Guest News Poem, June 20, 2010] Misti Rainwater-Lites not enough to deal with the poverty the ungodly ennui the ...

Pronounced Model Land [Guest News Poem Reprint from May 11, 2010, by Misti Rainwater-Lites]

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Pronounced Model Land [Guest News Poem Reprint from May 11, 2010, by Misti Rainwater-Lites] Misti Rainwater-Lites Tyra Banks, fairy godpi...

Man vs. Food [Guest Twitter Found Poem Reprint, June 14, 2010 by Ryan Ridge]

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Man vs. Food [Guest Twitter Found Poem Reprint, June 14, 2010 by Ryan Ridge] By Ryan Ridge Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem My chicken scr...

Swaddle the Parents [Today's News Poem, June 20, 2010]

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Swaddle the Parents [Today's News Poem, June 20, 2010] You swaddled me once and you held me by starlight. We traveled the wilderness,...

Punch Da Shyt Outta Fruity Logic [Twitter Found Poem, June 20, 2010]

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Punch Da Shyt Outta Fruity Logic [Twitter Found Poem, June 20, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem At some point in your life you eithe...
Saturday, June 19, 2010

BP Escape Boat [Today's News Poem, June 19, 2010]

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BP Escape Boat [Today's News Poem, June 19, 2010] We worship the sun and the water as sources Of life—and they're true to their p...

Vacation For Dad [Twitter Found Poem, June 19, 2010]

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Vacation For Dad [Twitter Found Poem, June 19, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem #DearDad thank you for being the father that your m...
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Friday, June 18, 2010

Courtroom Surprise [Today's News Poem, June 18, 2010]

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Courtroom Surprise [Today's News Poem, June 18, 2010] The accused takes the stand and the jury's engrossed With the evidence offe...

Firing Squad Instruction Manual [Twitter Found Poem, June 18, 2010]

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Firing Squad Instruction Manual [Twitter Found Poem, June 18, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Everyone should have some Purple fur ...
Thursday, June 17, 2010

Blond Mermaid Foam [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), June 17, 2010]

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Blond Mermaid Foam [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), June 17, 2010] The beaches are empty and blackened with tar. A yellowish foam has dep...
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Viva Level 88 Cabrones [Twitter Found Poem, June 17, 2010]

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Viva Level 88 Cabrones [Twitter Found Poem, June 17, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I LOVE u bitch. IF U WERE MY bitch I WOULD LOV...
Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Eagle of Victory [Today's News Poem, June 16, 2010]

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Eagle of Victory [Today's News Poem, June 16, 2010] An eagle is circling over parades. The streamers are flying on gusts through the ...
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Knave of Tarts and His Slave Camp of Art [Twitter Found Poem, June 16, 2010]

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Knave of Tarts and His Slave Camp of Art [Twitter Found Poem, June 16, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Revel in your knowledge of th...
Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Loss of Attachment in the Desert [Today's News Poem, June 15, 2010]

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Loss of Attachment in the Desert [Today's News Poem, June 15, 2010] Buddha's face attached to rock: Etched in cliff in stone disp...

Mind and Skin Control [Twitter Found Poem, June 15, 2010]

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Mind and Skin Control [Twitter Found Poem, June 15, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Enhance your occult mind control stamina by boo...
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