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Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Scythian Lamb Ponders Whether the Universe is a Tautology [Today's News Poem, June 22, 2010]
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Scythian Lamb Ponders Whether the Universe is a Tautology [Today's News Poem, June 22, 2010] My rhizome inverted, they plucked me and ...
The Epistemology of Hate [Twitter Found Poem, June 22, 2010]
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The Epistemology of Hate [Twitter Found Poem, June 22, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem My glass stays full; whenever it's half e...
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Monday, June 21, 2010
Just Follow Bliss [Today's News Poem, June 21, 2010]
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Just Follow Bliss [Today's News Poem, June 21, 2010] The forests of charcoal, the meat from the bushes On sale in the market: a mote ...
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Eyes for Ra [Twitter Found Poem, June 21, 2010]
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Eyes for Ra [Twitter Found Poem, June 21, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem In honor and to appease the sun god Ra I offer MY EYES. ...
Sunday, June 20, 2010
The Germans [Guest Twitter Found Poem, June 20, 2010 by Ryan Ridge]
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The Germans [Guest Twitter Found Poem, June 20, 2010 by Ryan Ridge] By Ryan Ridge Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Oh, and Germans. Don...
Spaghetti Oh Hell No [Guest News Poem, June 20, 2010, by Misti Rainwater-Lites]
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Spaghetti Oh Hell No [Guest News Poem, June 20, 2010] Misti Rainwater-Lites not enough to deal with the poverty the ungodly ennui the ...
Pronounced Model Land [Guest News Poem Reprint from May 11, 2010, by Misti Rainwater-Lites]
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Pronounced Model Land [Guest News Poem Reprint from May 11, 2010, by Misti Rainwater-Lites] Misti Rainwater-Lites Tyra Banks, fairy godpi...
Man vs. Food [Guest Twitter Found Poem Reprint, June 14, 2010 by Ryan Ridge]
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Man vs. Food [Guest Twitter Found Poem Reprint, June 14, 2010 by Ryan Ridge] By Ryan Ridge Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem My chicken scr...
Swaddle the Parents [Today's News Poem, June 20, 2010]
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Swaddle the Parents [Today's News Poem, June 20, 2010] You swaddled me once and you held me by starlight. We traveled the wilderness,...
Punch Da Shyt Outta Fruity Logic [Twitter Found Poem, June 20, 2010]
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Punch Da Shyt Outta Fruity Logic [Twitter Found Poem, June 20, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem At some point in your life you eithe...
Saturday, June 19, 2010
BP Escape Boat [Today's News Poem, June 19, 2010]
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BP Escape Boat [Today's News Poem, June 19, 2010] We worship the sun and the water as sources Of life—and they're true to their p...
Vacation For Dad [Twitter Found Poem, June 19, 2010]
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Vacation For Dad [Twitter Found Poem, June 19, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem #DearDad thank you for being the father that your m...
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Friday, June 18, 2010
Courtroom Surprise [Today's News Poem, June 18, 2010]
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Courtroom Surprise [Today's News Poem, June 18, 2010] The accused takes the stand and the jury's engrossed With the evidence offe...
Firing Squad Instruction Manual [Twitter Found Poem, June 18, 2010]
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Firing Squad Instruction Manual [Twitter Found Poem, June 18, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Everyone should have some Purple fur ...
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Blond Mermaid Foam [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), June 17, 2010]
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Blond Mermaid Foam [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), June 17, 2010] The beaches are empty and blackened with tar. A yellowish foam has dep...
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Viva Level 88 Cabrones [Twitter Found Poem, June 17, 2010]
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Viva Level 88 Cabrones [Twitter Found Poem, June 17, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I LOVE u bitch. IF U WERE MY bitch I WOULD LOV...
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Eagle of Victory [Today's News Poem, June 16, 2010]
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Eagle of Victory [Today's News Poem, June 16, 2010] An eagle is circling over parades. The streamers are flying on gusts through the ...
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Knave of Tarts and His Slave Camp of Art [Twitter Found Poem, June 16, 2010]
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Knave of Tarts and His Slave Camp of Art [Twitter Found Poem, June 16, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Revel in your knowledge of th...
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Loss of Attachment in the Desert [Today's News Poem, June 15, 2010]
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Loss of Attachment in the Desert [Today's News Poem, June 15, 2010] Buddha's face attached to rock: Etched in cliff in stone disp...
Mind and Skin Control [Twitter Found Poem, June 15, 2010]
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Mind and Skin Control [Twitter Found Poem, June 15, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Enhance your occult mind control stamina by boo...
Monday, June 14, 2010
Man vs. Food [Guest Twitter Found Poem, June 14, 2010, by Ryan Ridge]
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Man vs. Food [Guest Twitter Found Poem, June 14, 2010] Ryan Ridge From June 13, 2010 Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem My chicken scratch ...
From Spice to Stone [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), June 14, 2010]
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From Spice to Stone [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), June 14, 2010] The spice is heated first no matter how It's taken: needles, clea...
Today's News Poem & Guest Twitter Found Poem Coming Up, But First...
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If you're a regular reader, you know I'm always looking for ways to promote Toylit & am constantly shifting my tactics. For now,...
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Origami Theremin vs Lady Luck's Maker [Twitter Found Poem, June 14, 2010]
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Origami Theremin vs Lady Luck's Maker [Twitter Found Poem, June 14, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Lady Luck commands my evict...
Sunday, June 13, 2010
The Third Nature [Today's News Poem, June 13, 2010]
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The Third Nature [Today's News Poem, June 13, 2010] They're stuck in this canyon of timber. They're waiting, Like me, for the...
Acid Burn the Lord British Chemistry Professor [Twitter Found Poem, June 13, 2010]
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Acid Burn the Lord British Chemistry Professor [Twitter Found Poem, June 13, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Beginning to believe th...
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Anesthesia For Dreams [Today's News Poem, June 12, 2010]
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Anesthesia For Dreams [Today's News Poem, June 12, 2010] My youth was a dream and the world was too fleeting— Too soft. I was numb as...
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One Hour STD [Twitter Found Poem, June 12, 2010]
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One Hour STD [Twitter Found Poem, June 12, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem i think if the world was left in the hands of some of u ...
Friday, June 11, 2010
God of Mouth and Anus [Today's News Poem, June 11, 2010]
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God of Mouth and Anus [Today's News Poem, June 11, 2010] My god of the mouth, you are guided by hunger. Your diaper's tremendous,...
World Cup Philosopher Hooligans [Twitter Found Poem, June 11, 2010]
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World Cup Philosopher Hooligans [Twitter Found Poem, June 11, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem you can't pass judgment on me My c...
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