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Sunday, June 20, 2010

The Germans [Guest Twitter Found Poem, June 20, 2010 by Ryan Ridge]

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The Germans [Guest Twitter Found Poem, June 20, 2010 by Ryan Ridge] By Ryan Ridge Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Oh, and Germans. Don...

Spaghetti Oh Hell No [Guest News Poem, June 20, 2010, by Misti Rainwater-Lites]

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Spaghetti Oh Hell No [Guest News Poem, June 20, 2010] Misti Rainwater-Lites not enough to deal with the poverty the ungodly ennui the ...

Pronounced Model Land [Guest News Poem Reprint from May 11, 2010, by Misti Rainwater-Lites]

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Pronounced Model Land [Guest News Poem Reprint from May 11, 2010, by Misti Rainwater-Lites] Misti Rainwater-Lites Tyra Banks, fairy godpi...

Man vs. Food [Guest Twitter Found Poem Reprint, June 14, 2010 by Ryan Ridge]

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Man vs. Food [Guest Twitter Found Poem Reprint, June 14, 2010 by Ryan Ridge] By Ryan Ridge Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem My chicken scr...

Swaddle the Parents [Today's News Poem, June 20, 2010]

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Swaddle the Parents [Today's News Poem, June 20, 2010] You swaddled me once and you held me by starlight. We traveled the wilderness,...

Punch Da Shyt Outta Fruity Logic [Twitter Found Poem, June 20, 2010]

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Punch Da Shyt Outta Fruity Logic [Twitter Found Poem, June 20, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem At some point in your life you eithe...
Saturday, June 19, 2010

BP Escape Boat [Today's News Poem, June 19, 2010]

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BP Escape Boat [Today's News Poem, June 19, 2010] We worship the sun and the water as sources Of life—and they're true to their p...

Vacation For Dad [Twitter Found Poem, June 19, 2010]

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Vacation For Dad [Twitter Found Poem, June 19, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem #DearDad thank you for being the father that your m...
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Friday, June 18, 2010

Courtroom Surprise [Today's News Poem, June 18, 2010]

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Courtroom Surprise [Today's News Poem, June 18, 2010] The accused takes the stand and the jury's engrossed With the evidence offe...

Firing Squad Instruction Manual [Twitter Found Poem, June 18, 2010]

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Firing Squad Instruction Manual [Twitter Found Poem, June 18, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Everyone should have some Purple fur ...
Thursday, June 17, 2010

Blond Mermaid Foam [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), June 17, 2010]

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Blond Mermaid Foam [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), June 17, 2010] The beaches are empty and blackened with tar. A yellowish foam has dep...
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Viva Level 88 Cabrones [Twitter Found Poem, June 17, 2010]

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Viva Level 88 Cabrones [Twitter Found Poem, June 17, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I LOVE u bitch. IF U WERE MY bitch I WOULD LOV...
Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Eagle of Victory [Today's News Poem, June 16, 2010]

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Eagle of Victory [Today's News Poem, June 16, 2010] An eagle is circling over parades. The streamers are flying on gusts through the ...
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Knave of Tarts and His Slave Camp of Art [Twitter Found Poem, June 16, 2010]

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Knave of Tarts and His Slave Camp of Art [Twitter Found Poem, June 16, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Revel in your knowledge of th...
Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Loss of Attachment in the Desert [Today's News Poem, June 15, 2010]

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Loss of Attachment in the Desert [Today's News Poem, June 15, 2010] Buddha's face attached to rock: Etched in cliff in stone disp...

Mind and Skin Control [Twitter Found Poem, June 15, 2010]

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Mind and Skin Control [Twitter Found Poem, June 15, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Enhance your occult mind control stamina by boo...
Monday, June 14, 2010

Man vs. Food [Guest Twitter Found Poem, June 14, 2010, by Ryan Ridge]

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Man vs. Food [Guest Twitter Found Poem, June 14, 2010] Ryan Ridge From June 13, 2010 Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem My chicken scratch ...

From Spice to Stone [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), June 14, 2010]

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From Spice to Stone [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), June 14, 2010] The spice is heated first no matter how It's taken: needles, clea...

Today's News Poem & Guest Twitter Found Poem Coming Up, But First...

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If you're a regular reader, you know I'm always looking for ways to promote Toylit & am constantly shifting my tactics. For now,...
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Origami Theremin vs Lady Luck's Maker [Twitter Found Poem, June 14, 2010]

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Origami Theremin vs Lady Luck's Maker [Twitter Found Poem, June 14, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Lady Luck commands my evict...
Sunday, June 13, 2010

The Third Nature [Today's News Poem, June 13, 2010]

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The Third Nature [Today's News Poem, June 13, 2010] They're stuck in this canyon of timber. They're waiting, Like me, for the...

Acid Burn the Lord British Chemistry Professor [Twitter Found Poem, June 13, 2010]

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Acid Burn the Lord British Chemistry Professor [Twitter Found Poem, June 13, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Beginning to believe th...
Saturday, June 12, 2010

Anesthesia For Dreams [Today's News Poem, June 12, 2010]

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Anesthesia For Dreams [Today's News Poem, June 12, 2010] My youth was a dream and the world was too fleeting— Too soft. I was numb as...
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One Hour STD [Twitter Found Poem, June 12, 2010]

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One Hour STD [Twitter Found Poem, June 12, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem i think if the world was left in the hands of some of u ...
Friday, June 11, 2010

God of Mouth and Anus [Today's News Poem, June 11, 2010]

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God of Mouth and Anus [Today's News Poem, June 11, 2010] My god of the mouth, you are guided by hunger. Your diaper's tremendous,...

World Cup Philosopher Hooligans [Twitter Found Poem, June 11, 2010]

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World Cup Philosopher Hooligans [Twitter Found Poem, June 11, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem you can't pass judgment on me My c...
Thursday, June 10, 2010

Liquid Equilibrium [Today's News Poem, June 10, 2010]

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Liquid Equilibrium [Today's News Poem, June 10, 2010] By handful, the ocean will drown you. Your vessel Will croak for its life as it...

An Unfulfilled Vacation [Twitter Found Poem, June 10, 2010]

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An Unfulfilled Vacation [Twitter Found Poem, June 10, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem An unfulfilled vocation drains the color from...
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Wednesday, June 09, 2010

The Sweepstakes of Hunger [Today's News Poem, June 9, 2010]

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The Sweepstakes of Hunger [Today's News Poem, June 9, 2010] The vermin that crawled from the mouth of the chairman: The flies with th...
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DEAD Aquaman & the Oil Spill Kids [Twitter Found Poem, June 9, 2010]

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DEAD Aquaman & the Oil Spill Kids [Twitter Found Poem, June 9, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem it's my Favorite show: THE B...
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