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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Eagle of Victory [Today's News Poem, June 16, 2010]

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Eagle of Victory [Today's News Poem, June 16, 2010] An eagle is circling over parades. The streamers are flying on gusts through the ...
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Knave of Tarts and His Slave Camp of Art [Twitter Found Poem, June 16, 2010]

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Knave of Tarts and His Slave Camp of Art [Twitter Found Poem, June 16, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Revel in your knowledge of th...
Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Loss of Attachment in the Desert [Today's News Poem, June 15, 2010]

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Loss of Attachment in the Desert [Today's News Poem, June 15, 2010] Buddha's face attached to rock: Etched in cliff in stone disp...

Mind and Skin Control [Twitter Found Poem, June 15, 2010]

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Mind and Skin Control [Twitter Found Poem, June 15, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Enhance your occult mind control stamina by boo...
Monday, June 14, 2010

Man vs. Food [Guest Twitter Found Poem, June 14, 2010, by Ryan Ridge]

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Man vs. Food [Guest Twitter Found Poem, June 14, 2010] Ryan Ridge From June 13, 2010 Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem My chicken scratch ...

From Spice to Stone [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), June 14, 2010]

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From Spice to Stone [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), June 14, 2010] The spice is heated first no matter how It's taken: needles, clea...

Today's News Poem & Guest Twitter Found Poem Coming Up, But First...

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If you're a regular reader, you know I'm always looking for ways to promote Toylit & am constantly shifting my tactics. For now,...
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Origami Theremin vs Lady Luck's Maker [Twitter Found Poem, June 14, 2010]

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Origami Theremin vs Lady Luck's Maker [Twitter Found Poem, June 14, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Lady Luck commands my evict...
Sunday, June 13, 2010

The Third Nature [Today's News Poem, June 13, 2010]

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The Third Nature [Today's News Poem, June 13, 2010] They're stuck in this canyon of timber. They're waiting, Like me, for the...

Acid Burn the Lord British Chemistry Professor [Twitter Found Poem, June 13, 2010]

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Acid Burn the Lord British Chemistry Professor [Twitter Found Poem, June 13, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Beginning to believe th...
Saturday, June 12, 2010

Anesthesia For Dreams [Today's News Poem, June 12, 2010]

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Anesthesia For Dreams [Today's News Poem, June 12, 2010] My youth was a dream and the world was too fleeting— Too soft. I was numb as...
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One Hour STD [Twitter Found Poem, June 12, 2010]

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One Hour STD [Twitter Found Poem, June 12, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem i think if the world was left in the hands of some of u ...
Friday, June 11, 2010

God of Mouth and Anus [Today's News Poem, June 11, 2010]

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God of Mouth and Anus [Today's News Poem, June 11, 2010] My god of the mouth, you are guided by hunger. Your diaper's tremendous,...

World Cup Philosopher Hooligans [Twitter Found Poem, June 11, 2010]

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World Cup Philosopher Hooligans [Twitter Found Poem, June 11, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem you can't pass judgment on me My c...
Thursday, June 10, 2010

Liquid Equilibrium [Today's News Poem, June 10, 2010]

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Liquid Equilibrium [Today's News Poem, June 10, 2010] By handful, the ocean will drown you. Your vessel Will croak for its life as it...

An Unfulfilled Vacation [Twitter Found Poem, June 10, 2010]

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An Unfulfilled Vacation [Twitter Found Poem, June 10, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem An unfulfilled vocation drains the color from...
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Wednesday, June 09, 2010

The Sweepstakes of Hunger [Today's News Poem, June 9, 2010]

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The Sweepstakes of Hunger [Today's News Poem, June 9, 2010] The vermin that crawled from the mouth of the chairman: The flies with th...
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DEAD Aquaman & the Oil Spill Kids [Twitter Found Poem, June 9, 2010]

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DEAD Aquaman & the Oil Spill Kids [Twitter Found Poem, June 9, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem it's my Favorite show: THE B...
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Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Conduit for the Void [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), June 8, 2010]

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Conduit for the Void [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), June 8, 2010] My legs were useless, so I added wheels. My lungs were weak, a siren ...
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2responsblydevlop [Twitter Found Poem, June 8, 2010]

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2responsblydevlop [Twitter Found Poem, June 8, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem u standing in da urinal next to me as i piss oil? Wi...
Monday, June 07, 2010

A Casein Palace, From the Milk of the Dead [Today's News Poem, June 7, 2010]

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A Casein Palace, From the Milk of the Dead [Today's News Poem, June 7, 2010] At home with the clatter of keyboards, in bunkers Of pav...

Trapped in Fail Hell [Twitter Found Poem, June 7, 2010]

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Trapped in Fail Hell [Twitter Found Poem, June 7, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem don't believe your tv ...they lie.. "Th...
Sunday, June 06, 2010

Prisons of Diamond [Today's News Poem, June 6, 2010]

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Prisons of Diamond [Today's News Poem, June 6, 2010] They've crowned you with gemstones that shine in the sunlight. The panels ar...

They Promise This is THE Year [Twitter Found Poem, June 6, 2010]

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They Promise This is THE Year [Twitter Found Poem, June 6, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I want to take a walk, but If there'...
Saturday, June 05, 2010

Game of Deflection [Today's News Poem, June 5, 2010]

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Game of Deflection [Today's News Poem, June 5, 2010] He's searching for something to watch on the channels. An image of alternate...

Drive Through Bible-Machines [Twitter Found Poem, June 5, 2010]

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Drive Through Bible-Machines [Twitter Found Poem, June 5, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Working on My new novel: "It ain...
Friday, June 04, 2010

Cadmium Won't Scare My Brain Into A Pretzel [Guest News Poem, June 4, 2010, Misti Rainwater-Lites]

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Cadmium Won't Scare My Brain Into A Pretzel [Guest News Poem, June 4, 2010, Misti Rainwater-Lites] Misti Rainwater-Lites In an ideal ...

The Bargain [Bonus Poem Collaboration, June 4, 2010, Art: Rutherford Toady (rtoady), Poetry: Khakjaan Wessington (KW)]

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The Bargain [Bonus Poem Collaboration, June 4, 2010, Art: Rutherford Toady (rtoady), Poetry: Khakjaan Wessington (KW)] Art: Rutherford Toa...

The Main Course [Today's News Poem, June 4. 2010]

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The Main Course [Today's News Poem, June 4. 2010] The scales of the fish are of welds and of rivets. Its gills are atomic, its fangs ...
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Get Your Head Out of the Game—Your Ass is on the Line [Twitter Found Poem, June 4, 2010]

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Get Your Head Out of the Game—Your Ass is on the Line [Twitter Found Poem, June 4, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I saw you last ni...
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