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Friday, June 11, 2010

God of Mouth and Anus [Today's News Poem, June 11, 2010]

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God of Mouth and Anus [Today's News Poem, June 11, 2010] My god of the mouth, you are guided by hunger. Your diaper's tremendous,...

World Cup Philosopher Hooligans [Twitter Found Poem, June 11, 2010]

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World Cup Philosopher Hooligans [Twitter Found Poem, June 11, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem you can't pass judgment on me My c...
Thursday, June 10, 2010

Liquid Equilibrium [Today's News Poem, June 10, 2010]

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Liquid Equilibrium [Today's News Poem, June 10, 2010] By handful, the ocean will drown you. Your vessel Will croak for its life as it...

An Unfulfilled Vacation [Twitter Found Poem, June 10, 2010]

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An Unfulfilled Vacation [Twitter Found Poem, June 10, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem An unfulfilled vocation drains the color from...
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Wednesday, June 09, 2010

The Sweepstakes of Hunger [Today's News Poem, June 9, 2010]

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The Sweepstakes of Hunger [Today's News Poem, June 9, 2010] The vermin that crawled from the mouth of the chairman: The flies with th...
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DEAD Aquaman & the Oil Spill Kids [Twitter Found Poem, June 9, 2010]

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DEAD Aquaman & the Oil Spill Kids [Twitter Found Poem, June 9, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem it's my Favorite show: THE B...
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Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Conduit for the Void [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), June 8, 2010]

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Conduit for the Void [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), June 8, 2010] My legs were useless, so I added wheels. My lungs were weak, a siren ...
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2responsblydevlop [Twitter Found Poem, June 8, 2010]

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2responsblydevlop [Twitter Found Poem, June 8, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem u standing in da urinal next to me as i piss oil? Wi...
Monday, June 07, 2010

A Casein Palace, From the Milk of the Dead [Today's News Poem, June 7, 2010]

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A Casein Palace, From the Milk of the Dead [Today's News Poem, June 7, 2010] At home with the clatter of keyboards, in bunkers Of pav...

Trapped in Fail Hell [Twitter Found Poem, June 7, 2010]

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Trapped in Fail Hell [Twitter Found Poem, June 7, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem don't believe your tv ...they lie.. "Th...
Sunday, June 06, 2010

Prisons of Diamond [Today's News Poem, June 6, 2010]

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Prisons of Diamond [Today's News Poem, June 6, 2010] They've crowned you with gemstones that shine in the sunlight. The panels ar...

They Promise This is THE Year [Twitter Found Poem, June 6, 2010]

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They Promise This is THE Year [Twitter Found Poem, June 6, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I want to take a walk, but If there'...
Saturday, June 05, 2010

Game of Deflection [Today's News Poem, June 5, 2010]

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Game of Deflection [Today's News Poem, June 5, 2010] He's searching for something to watch on the channels. An image of alternate...

Drive Through Bible-Machines [Twitter Found Poem, June 5, 2010]

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Drive Through Bible-Machines [Twitter Found Poem, June 5, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Working on My new novel: "It ain...
Friday, June 04, 2010

Cadmium Won't Scare My Brain Into A Pretzel [Guest News Poem, June 4, 2010, Misti Rainwater-Lites]

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Cadmium Won't Scare My Brain Into A Pretzel [Guest News Poem, June 4, 2010, Misti Rainwater-Lites] Misti Rainwater-Lites In an ideal ...

The Bargain [Bonus Poem Collaboration, June 4, 2010, Art: Rutherford Toady (rtoady), Poetry: Khakjaan Wessington (KW)]

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The Bargain [Bonus Poem Collaboration, June 4, 2010, Art: Rutherford Toady (rtoady), Poetry: Khakjaan Wessington (KW)] Art: Rutherford Toa...

The Main Course [Today's News Poem, June 4. 2010]

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The Main Course [Today's News Poem, June 4. 2010] The scales of the fish are of welds and of rivets. Its gills are atomic, its fangs ...
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Get Your Head Out of the Game—Your Ass is on the Line [Twitter Found Poem, June 4, 2010]

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Get Your Head Out of the Game—Your Ass is on the Line [Twitter Found Poem, June 4, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I saw you last ni...
Thursday, June 03, 2010

Ghetto-Bot [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), June 3, 2010]

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Ghetto-Bot [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), June 3, 2010] A film-bot took my pic. A judge-bot judged My case. The gun-bots hunt in packs ...

Beyond Petroleum [Twitter Found Poem, June 3, 2010]

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Beyond Petroleum [Twitter Found Poem, June 3, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem relaxing at the pool... The sun is just hot enough......
Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Egg of Knowledge [Today's News Poem, June 2, 2010]

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Egg of Knowledge [Today's News Poem, June 2, 2010] My proboscis is thirsty. It punctures the surface Of the wonderful host. And the t...

Sucker for Succor [Twitter Found Poem, June 2, 2010]

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Sucker for Succor [Twitter Found Poem, June 2, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem boredom got a hold of me... I haven't had love f...
Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Chance Encounter With Brain Meat [Today's News Poem, June 1, 2010]

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Chance Encounter With Brain Meat [Today's News Poem, June 1, 2010] You're slipping. Your balance is missing. The sidewalk Is taki...

Threatened Species [Twitter Found Poem, June 1, 2010]

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Threatened Species [Twitter Found Poem, June 1, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Goodbye cruel Forest. Goodbye Sea. agricultural fir...
Monday, May 31, 2010

Memorial For Vagrants [Today's News Poem, May 31, 2010]

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Memorial For Vagrants [Today's News Poem, May 31, 2010] The windows are shattered. The vagrants are haunted: They're stray silhou...

Today is Hey Dude Day [Twitter Found Poem, May 31, 2010]

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Today is Hey Dude Day [Twitter Found Poem, May 31, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem “Hey Dude, Today is "Hey Dude...Watch This!!...
Sunday, May 30, 2010

In Search of Auto-Oasis [Today's News Poem, May 30, 2010]

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In Search of Auto-Oasis [Today's News Poem, May 30, 2010] A limit's been reached—and the world is not endless. We're waiting ...
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The Home Stretch [Twitter Found Poem, May 30, 2010]

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The Home Stretch [Twitter Found Poem, May 30, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Wave that green flag again! 4 WIDE down the front str...

Wacchu Talkin Bout Skinner? [Guest News Prose, May 30, 2010, by Arnold Jackson]

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Wacchu Talkin Bout Skinner? [Guest News, May 30, 2010] By Arnold Jackson And the red-haired clown came up to Jim Skinner, brandishing tho...
Saturday, May 29, 2010

Mobius Strip [Today's News Poem, May 29, 2010]

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Mobius Strip [Today's News Poem, May 29, 2010] The bicyclist speeds down the hill. He is drinking. He sneers as he passes me, flickin...
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