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Saturday, June 05, 2010
Game of Deflection [Today's News Poem, June 5, 2010]
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Game of Deflection [Today's News Poem, June 5, 2010] He's searching for something to watch on the channels. An image of alternate...
Drive Through Bible-Machines [Twitter Found Poem, June 5, 2010]
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Drive Through Bible-Machines [Twitter Found Poem, June 5, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Working on My new novel: "It ain...
Friday, June 04, 2010
Cadmium Won't Scare My Brain Into A Pretzel [Guest News Poem, June 4, 2010, Misti Rainwater-Lites]
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Cadmium Won't Scare My Brain Into A Pretzel [Guest News Poem, June 4, 2010, Misti Rainwater-Lites] Misti Rainwater-Lites In an ideal ...
The Bargain [Bonus Poem Collaboration, June 4, 2010, Art: Rutherford Toady (rtoady), Poetry: Khakjaan Wessington (KW)]
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The Bargain [Bonus Poem Collaboration, June 4, 2010, Art: Rutherford Toady (rtoady), Poetry: Khakjaan Wessington (KW)] Art: Rutherford Toa...
The Main Course [Today's News Poem, June 4. 2010]
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The Main Course [Today's News Poem, June 4. 2010] The scales of the fish are of welds and of rivets. Its gills are atomic, its fangs ...
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Get Your Head Out of the Game—Your Ass is on the Line [Twitter Found Poem, June 4, 2010]
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Get Your Head Out of the Game—Your Ass is on the Line [Twitter Found Poem, June 4, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I saw you last ni...
Thursday, June 03, 2010
Ghetto-Bot [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), June 3, 2010]
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Ghetto-Bot [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), June 3, 2010] A film-bot took my pic. A judge-bot judged My case. The gun-bots hunt in packs ...
Beyond Petroleum [Twitter Found Poem, June 3, 2010]
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Beyond Petroleum [Twitter Found Poem, June 3, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem relaxing at the pool... The sun is just hot enough......
Wednesday, June 02, 2010
Egg of Knowledge [Today's News Poem, June 2, 2010]
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Egg of Knowledge [Today's News Poem, June 2, 2010] My proboscis is thirsty. It punctures the surface Of the wonderful host. And the t...
Sucker for Succor [Twitter Found Poem, June 2, 2010]
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Sucker for Succor [Twitter Found Poem, June 2, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem boredom got a hold of me... I haven't had love f...
Tuesday, June 01, 2010
Chance Encounter With Brain Meat [Today's News Poem, June 1, 2010]
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Chance Encounter With Brain Meat [Today's News Poem, June 1, 2010] You're slipping. Your balance is missing. The sidewalk Is taki...
Threatened Species [Twitter Found Poem, June 1, 2010]
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Threatened Species [Twitter Found Poem, June 1, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Goodbye cruel Forest. Goodbye Sea. agricultural fir...
Monday, May 31, 2010
Memorial For Vagrants [Today's News Poem, May 31, 2010]
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Memorial For Vagrants [Today's News Poem, May 31, 2010] The windows are shattered. The vagrants are haunted: They're stray silhou...
Today is Hey Dude Day [Twitter Found Poem, May 31, 2010]
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Today is Hey Dude Day [Twitter Found Poem, May 31, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem “Hey Dude, Today is "Hey Dude...Watch This!!...
Sunday, May 30, 2010
In Search of Auto-Oasis [Today's News Poem, May 30, 2010]
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In Search of Auto-Oasis [Today's News Poem, May 30, 2010] A limit's been reached—and the world is not endless. We're waiting ...
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The Home Stretch [Twitter Found Poem, May 30, 2010]
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The Home Stretch [Twitter Found Poem, May 30, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Wave that green flag again! 4 WIDE down the front str...
Wacchu Talkin Bout Skinner? [Guest News Prose, May 30, 2010, by Arnold Jackson]
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Wacchu Talkin Bout Skinner? [Guest News, May 30, 2010] By Arnold Jackson And the red-haired clown came up to Jim Skinner, brandishing tho...
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Mobius Strip [Today's News Poem, May 29, 2010]
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Mobius Strip [Today's News Poem, May 29, 2010] The bicyclist speeds down the hill. He is drinking. He sneers as he passes me, flickin...
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Scream Forever You Fuckers [Twitter Found Poem, May 29, 2010]
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Scream Forever You Fuckers [Twitter Found Poem, May 29, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I Sometimes wish we were a communist country...
Friday, May 28, 2010
Charismatic Marine Mega-Fauna Counterattack [Today's News Poem, May 28, 2010]
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Charismatic Marine Mega-Fauna Counterattack [Today's News Poem, May 28, 2010] A whale was bombed from the beach with the fury Of dyna...
Watching Gary Coleman Get His Angel Wings While Flying 1st Class on Devil's Airlines [Twitter Found Poem, May 28, 2010]
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Watching Gary Coleman Get His Angel Wings While Flying 1st Class on Devil's Airlines [Twitter Found Poem, May 28, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#...
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Thursday, May 27, 2010
Homing Chicken, Part II [Today's News Poem May 27, 2010]
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Homing Chicken, Part II [Today's News Poem May 27, 2010] Even a chick has to break its own shell. Hatched in a classroom, the kids ca...
Hungry Horny Hippos On An Alligator Cloud [Twitter Found Poem, May 27, 2010]
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Hungry Horny Hippos On An Alligator Cloud [Twitter Found Poem, May 27, 2010] float on an alligator cloud. win Sex with an alligator. bit...
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
The Ancient One's Invisible Hand is a Tentacle [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), May 26, 2010]
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The Ancient One's Invisible Hand is a Tentacle [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), May 26, 2010] Tentacles wander the fathoms; they'r...
You Can Pretend You Don't Know Anything About EVERYTHING But The Truth!!![Twitter Found Poem, May 26, 2010]
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You Can Pretend You Don't Know Anything About EVERYTHING But The Truth!!![Twitter Found Poem, May 26, 2010] A censor is a person who ...
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
All Text is Born Senile [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), May 25, 2010]
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All Text is Born Senile [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), May 25, 2010] Memory locked in the cabinet's waiting... Dust may inspect wha...
I'm My Own Bitch Now [Twitter Found Poem, May 25, 2010]
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I'm My Own Bitch Now [Twitter Found Poem, May 25, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem You've wasted your life. I was gonna be ...
Monday, May 24, 2010
Uranium Fruit [Today's News Poem, May 24, 2010]
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Uranium Fruit [Today's News Poem, May 24, 2010] I am aching. The fullness of what I've become is unstable and soon I'll expa...
No Reincarnation for Zombies [Twitter Found Poem, May 24, 2010]
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No Reincarnation for Zombies [Twitter Found Poem, May 24, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem There is rarely a time when I am not agoni...
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Centrifugal Force [Today's News Poem, May 23, 2010]
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Centrifugal Force [Today's News Poem, May 23, 2010] Whose excess of faith is intact? Whose coffee in paper is cupped In fists that c...
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