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Egg of Knowledge [Today's News Poem, June 2, 2010] My proboscis is thirsty. It punctures the surface Of the wonderful host. And the t...

Sucker for Succor [Twitter Found Poem, June 2, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem boredom got a hold of me... I haven't had love f...

Chance Encounter With Brain Meat [Today's News Poem, June 1, 2010] You're slipping. Your balance is missing. The sidewalk Is taki...

Threatened Species [Twitter Found Poem, June 1, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Goodbye cruel Forest. Goodbye Sea. agricultural fir...

Memorial For Vagrants [Today's News Poem, May 31, 2010] The windows are shattered. The vagrants are haunted: They're stray silhou...

Today is Hey Dude Day [Twitter Found Poem, May 31, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem “Hey Dude, Today is "Hey Dude...Watch This!!...

In Search of Auto-Oasis [Today's News Poem, May 30, 2010] A limit's been reached—and the world is not endless. We're waiting ...

The Home Stretch [Twitter Found Poem, May 30, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem Wave that green flag again! 4 WIDE down the front str...

Wacchu Talkin Bout Skinner? [Guest News, May 30, 2010] By Arnold Jackson And the red-haired clown came up to Jim Skinner, brandishing tho...

Mobius Strip [Today's News Poem, May 29, 2010] The bicyclist speeds down the hill. He is drinking. He sneers as he passes me, flickin...

Scream Forever You Fuckers [Twitter Found Poem, May 29, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I Sometimes wish we were a communist country...

Charismatic Marine Mega-Fauna Counterattack [Today's News Poem, May 28, 2010] A whale was bombed from the beach with the fury Of dyna...

Watching Gary Coleman Get His Angel Wings While Flying 1st Class on Devil's Airlines [Twitter Found Poem, May 28, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#...

Homing Chicken, Part II [Today's News Poem May 27, 2010] Even a chick has to break its own shell. Hatched in a classroom, the kids ca...

Hungry Horny Hippos On An Alligator Cloud [Twitter Found Poem, May 27, 2010] float on an alligator cloud. win Sex with an alligator. bit...

The Ancient One's Invisible Hand is a Tentacle [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), May 26, 2010] Tentacles wander the fathoms; they'r...

You Can Pretend You Don't Know Anything About EVERYTHING But The Truth!!![Twitter Found Poem, May 26, 2010] A censor is a person who ...

All Text is Born Senile [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), May 25, 2010] Memory locked in the cabinet's waiting... Dust may inspect wha...

I'm My Own Bitch Now [Twitter Found Poem, May 25, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem You've wasted your life. I was gonna be ...

Uranium Fruit [Today's News Poem, May 24, 2010] I am aching. The fullness of what I've become is unstable and soon I'll expa...

No Reincarnation for Zombies [Twitter Found Poem, May 24, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem There is rarely a time when I am not agoni...

Centrifugal Force [Today's News Poem, May 23, 2010] Whose excess of faith is intact? Whose coffee in paper is cupped In fists that c...

Guidance System by @LordBeelzebub [Twitter Found Poem, May 23, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem ridin a skateboard on the freeway On...

From Transcendental Idealism to Materialism [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), May 21, 2010] From superstrings, to skeins of life, the stran...

Kentucky Stir-Fried Pigeon [Twitter Found Poem, May 21, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I went to KFC. fuck me. Now I have gas. Gr...

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Cosmos of Flesh [News Poem, May 20, 2010] You wake from your slumber. You're thirsty and sweating. You're stiff in the spine and ...

A Pretty Cool Psychic Guy [Twitter Found Poem, May 20, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem New Mechanism for psychic Dominance over matt...

A Soldier Discovers the New Pastoral Dynamic [Today's News Poem, May 19, 2010] You want me to dig it? I'll dig it. Don't bury ...

Reverend Bonaparte and Reverend Einstein [Twitter Found Poem, May 19, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem If you have love and compassio...