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Charismatic Marine Mega-Fauna Counterattack [Today's News Poem, May 28, 2010] A whale was bombed from the beach with the fury Of dyna...

Watching Gary Coleman Get His Angel Wings While Flying 1st Class on Devil's Airlines [Twitter Found Poem, May 28, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#...

Homing Chicken, Part II [Today's News Poem May 27, 2010] Even a chick has to break its own shell. Hatched in a classroom, the kids ca...

Hungry Horny Hippos On An Alligator Cloud [Twitter Found Poem, May 27, 2010] float on an alligator cloud. win Sex with an alligator. bit...

The Ancient One's Invisible Hand is a Tentacle [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), May 26, 2010] Tentacles wander the fathoms; they'r...

You Can Pretend You Don't Know Anything About EVERYTHING But The Truth!!![Twitter Found Poem, May 26, 2010] A censor is a person who ...

All Text is Born Senile [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), May 25, 2010] Memory locked in the cabinet's waiting... Dust may inspect wha...

I'm My Own Bitch Now [Twitter Found Poem, May 25, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem You've wasted your life. I was gonna be ...

Uranium Fruit [Today's News Poem, May 24, 2010] I am aching. The fullness of what I've become is unstable and soon I'll expa...

No Reincarnation for Zombies [Twitter Found Poem, May 24, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem There is rarely a time when I am not agoni...

Centrifugal Force [Today's News Poem, May 23, 2010] Whose excess of faith is intact? Whose coffee in paper is cupped In fists that c...

Guidance System by @LordBeelzebub [Twitter Found Poem, May 23, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem ridin a skateboard on the freeway On...

From Transcendental Idealism to Materialism [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), May 21, 2010] From superstrings, to skeins of life, the stran...

Kentucky Stir-Fried Pigeon [Twitter Found Poem, May 21, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I went to KFC. fuck me. Now I have gas. Gr...

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Cosmos of Flesh [News Poem, May 20, 2010] You wake from your slumber. You're thirsty and sweating. You're stiff in the spine and ...

A Pretty Cool Psychic Guy [Twitter Found Poem, May 20, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem New Mechanism for psychic Dominance over matt...

A Soldier Discovers the New Pastoral Dynamic [Today's News Poem, May 19, 2010] You want me to dig it? I'll dig it. Don't bury ...

Reverend Bonaparte and Reverend Einstein [Twitter Found Poem, May 19, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem If you have love and compassio...

From Gas to Sauce [News Poem, May 18, 2010] You mean I could have packed Myself inside a trunk, And floated past the bridge? A riptide ...

Evil Satellite of Love [Twitter Found Poem, May 18 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem My day would be completely PERFECT if I Didn'...

Homing Chicken [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), May 17, 2010] From chips of beaks to clouds in pigeon-flight, The wings descend from crag...

I Gotta Feed You Me and MY Horse [Twitter Found Poem, May 17, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem lmaoooooo I'm getting really si...

Altar for Piranhas [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), May 16, 2010] Today was canceled. Pack your bags and walk Away from vending boxes sel...

Mother Nature Spirits Never Bought a Puppy [Twitter Found Poem, May 16, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I have learned not to worry ...

See Dick By Cuff Link You like sandwiches? Dick likes ‘em too. Dick likes sandwiches that give him gas and vapid thoughts that fill his ha...

SUNFLOWERS [Guest News Poem, May 15, 2010 by Jeff Chon] Jeff Chon We always love the ones who snap our stems, steal us away and run bon...

Autumn Stargazer [Today's News Poem, May 15, 2010] I panicked. I drank it. I sucked up the river. The jungle was slimy, the ocean wa...

Gard Your Hart From the Clones [Twitter Found Poem May 15, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem finding You on a subway with all these ...

Haunted Androids Art by Rutherford Toady Poetry by Khakjaan Wessington I) Genesis of the Lament Seized and snipped, placenta Bagged th...