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Sunday, May 23, 2010
Centrifugal Force [Today's News Poem, May 23, 2010]
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Centrifugal Force [Today's News Poem, May 23, 2010] Whose excess of faith is intact? Whose coffee in paper is cupped In fists that c...
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Guidance System by @LordBeelzebub [Twitter Found Poem, May 23, 2010]
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Guidance System by @LordBeelzebub [Twitter Found Poem, May 23, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem ridin a skateboard on the freeway On...
Friday, May 21, 2010
From Transcendental Idealism to Materialism [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), May 21, 2010]
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From Transcendental Idealism to Materialism [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), May 21, 2010] From superstrings, to skeins of life, the stran...
Kentucky Stir-Fried Pigeon [Twitter Found Poem, May 21, 2010]
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Kentucky Stir-Fried Pigeon [Twitter Found Poem, May 21, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I went to KFC. fuck me. Now I have gas. Gr...
Warning: No Toylit For Tomorrow, May 22
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Thursday, May 20, 2010
Cosmos of Flesh [News Poem, May 20, 2010]
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Cosmos of Flesh [News Poem, May 20, 2010] You wake from your slumber. You're thirsty and sweating. You're stiff in the spine and ...
A Pretty Cool Psychic Guy [Twitter Found Poem, May 20, 2010]
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A Pretty Cool Psychic Guy [Twitter Found Poem, May 20, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem New Mechanism for psychic Dominance over matt...
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
A Soldier Discovers the New Pastoral Dynamic [Today's News Poem, May 19, 2010]
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A Soldier Discovers the New Pastoral Dynamic [Today's News Poem, May 19, 2010] You want me to dig it? I'll dig it. Don't bury ...
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Reverend Bonaparte and Reverend Einstein [Twitter Found Poem, May 19, 2010]
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Reverend Bonaparte and Reverend Einstein [Twitter Found Poem, May 19, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem If you have love and compassio...
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Tuesday, May 18, 2010
From Gas to Sauce [News Poem, May 18, 2010]
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From Gas to Sauce [News Poem, May 18, 2010] You mean I could have packed Myself inside a trunk, And floated past the bridge? A riptide ...
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Evil Satellite of Love [Twitter Found Poem, May 18 2010]
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Evil Satellite of Love [Twitter Found Poem, May 18 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem My day would be completely PERFECT if I Didn'...
Monday, May 17, 2010
Homing Chicken [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), May 17, 2010]
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Homing Chicken [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), May 17, 2010] From chips of beaks to clouds in pigeon-flight, The wings descend from crag...
I Gotta Feed You Me and MY Horse [Twitter Found Poem, May 17, 2010]
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I Gotta Feed You Me and MY Horse [Twitter Found Poem, May 17, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem lmaoooooo I'm getting really si...
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Altar for Piranhas [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), May 16, 2010]
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Altar for Piranhas [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), May 16, 2010] Today was canceled. Pack your bags and walk Away from vending boxes sel...
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Mother Nature Spirits Never Bought a Puppy [Twitter Found Poem, May 16, 2010]
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Mother Nature Spirits Never Bought a Puppy [Twitter Found Poem, May 16, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem I have learned not to worry ...
Saturday, May 15, 2010
See Dick [Guest News Poem, May 15, 2010, by Cuff Link]
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See Dick By Cuff Link You like sandwiches? Dick likes ‘em too. Dick likes sandwiches that give him gas and vapid thoughts that fill his ha...
SUNFLOWERS [Guest News Poem, May 15, 2010 by Jeff Chon]
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SUNFLOWERS [Guest News Poem, May 15, 2010 by Jeff Chon] Jeff Chon We always love the ones who snap our stems, steal us away and run bon...
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Autumn Stargazer [Today's News Poem, May 15, 2010]
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Autumn Stargazer [Today's News Poem, May 15, 2010] I panicked. I drank it. I sucked up the river. The jungle was slimy, the ocean wa...
Gard Your Hart From the Clones [Twitter Found Poem May 15, 2010]
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Gard Your Hart From the Clones [Twitter Found Poem May 15, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem finding You on a subway with all these ...
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Haunted Androids [Mixed-Media Collaboration, May 15, 2010; Art by R Toady, Poetry by K.W.]
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Haunted Androids Art by Rutherford Toady Poetry by Khakjaan Wessington I) Genesis of the Lament Seized and snipped, placenta Bagged th...
Friday, May 14, 2010
The King is a Pawn [Today's News Poem, May 14, 2010]
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The King is a Pawn [Today's News Poem, May 14, 2010] The endgame approaches. The pieces are playing On boards that they own, for the ...
Demon Face Warp Final Exam [Twitter Found Poem, May 14, 2010]
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Demon Face Warp Final Exam [Twitter Found Poem, May 14, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem feel so stupid now. I'm trying study ...
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Supercrook Flies Up Up And Away [Today's News Poem, May 13, 2010]
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Supercrook Flies Up Up And Away [Today's News Poem, May 13, 2010] Tuning to news and catching the clip: Cops in pursuit of robbers—or...
FOR SALE [Toylit Classifieds, May 13, 2010, by Rytis]
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FOR SALE By Rytis 1993 Nissan Pathfinder SE - $1500 (New York City - Times Square Area) V6, automatic, 3rd owner 178,625 miles (I only...
SWAT the Revolutionary Dolphin Turtle [Twitter Found Poem, May 13, 2010]
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SWAT the Revolutionary Dolphin Turtle [Twitter Found Poem, May 13, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem Solution for oil spill and leak....
Choke on the Bit [Guest News Poem, May 13, 2010, By Rutherford Toady]
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Choke on the Bit By Rutherford Toady Welcome to the triple-X ranch, where we work hard to break the faux-virginal sissypants pop smears, ...
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Shithouse Lane, USA [Bonus Twitter Found Poem May 12, 2010]
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Shithouse Lane, USA [Bonus Twitter Found Poem May 12, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem i am shithouse. i am smell like cat piss. i...
Blood for the Pasture [Today's News Poem, May 12, 2010]
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Blood for the Pasture [Today's News Poem, May 12, 2010] Unnoticed in smog, the specter emerges Its smile can be seen in traces of cin...
Burn the Gulf [Twitter Found Poem, May 12, 2010]
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Burn the Gulf [Twitter Found Poem, May 12, 2010] All those animals polluting our oil... You Don't Realize How Dependent You Are On a...
Pronounced Model Land [Repost of Guest News Poem, May 11 2010, by Misti Rainwater-Lites]
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Pronounced Model Land Misti Rainwater-Lites Tyra Banks, fairy godpimp to many a wannabe Gisele Bunchen, is a literary genius, poised to...
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