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Saturday, May 15, 2010
See Dick [Guest News Poem, May 15, 2010, by Cuff Link]
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See Dick By Cuff Link You like sandwiches? Dick likes ‘em too. Dick likes sandwiches that give him gas and vapid thoughts that fill his ha...
SUNFLOWERS [Guest News Poem, May 15, 2010 by Jeff Chon]
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SUNFLOWERS [Guest News Poem, May 15, 2010 by Jeff Chon] Jeff Chon We always love the ones who snap our stems, steal us away and run bon...
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Autumn Stargazer [Today's News Poem, May 15, 2010]
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Autumn Stargazer [Today's News Poem, May 15, 2010] I panicked. I drank it. I sucked up the river. The jungle was slimy, the ocean wa...
Gard Your Hart From the Clones [Twitter Found Poem May 15, 2010]
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Gard Your Hart From the Clones [Twitter Found Poem May 15, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem finding You on a subway with all these ...
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Haunted Androids [Mixed-Media Collaboration, May 15, 2010; Art by R Toady, Poetry by K.W.]
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Haunted Androids Art by Rutherford Toady Poetry by Khakjaan Wessington I) Genesis of the Lament Seized and snipped, placenta Bagged th...
Friday, May 14, 2010
The King is a Pawn [Today's News Poem, May 14, 2010]
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The King is a Pawn [Today's News Poem, May 14, 2010] The endgame approaches. The pieces are playing On boards that they own, for the ...
Demon Face Warp Final Exam [Twitter Found Poem, May 14, 2010]
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Demon Face Warp Final Exam [Twitter Found Poem, May 14, 2010] Tweets+Edits=#twitterfoundpoem feel so stupid now. I'm trying study ...
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Supercrook Flies Up Up And Away [Today's News Poem, May 13, 2010]
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Supercrook Flies Up Up And Away [Today's News Poem, May 13, 2010] Tuning to news and catching the clip: Cops in pursuit of robbers—or...
FOR SALE [Toylit Classifieds, May 13, 2010, by Rytis]
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FOR SALE By Rytis 1993 Nissan Pathfinder SE - $1500 (New York City - Times Square Area) V6, automatic, 3rd owner 178,625 miles (I only...
SWAT the Revolutionary Dolphin Turtle [Twitter Found Poem, May 13, 2010]
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SWAT the Revolutionary Dolphin Turtle [Twitter Found Poem, May 13, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem Solution for oil spill and leak....
Choke on the Bit [Guest News Poem, May 13, 2010, By Rutherford Toady]
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Choke on the Bit By Rutherford Toady Welcome to the triple-X ranch, where we work hard to break the faux-virginal sissypants pop smears, ...
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Shithouse Lane, USA [Bonus Twitter Found Poem May 12, 2010]
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Shithouse Lane, USA [Bonus Twitter Found Poem May 12, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem i am shithouse. i am smell like cat piss. i...
Blood for the Pasture [Today's News Poem, May 12, 2010]
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Blood for the Pasture [Today's News Poem, May 12, 2010] Unnoticed in smog, the specter emerges Its smile can be seen in traces of cin...
Burn the Gulf [Twitter Found Poem, May 12, 2010]
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Burn the Gulf [Twitter Found Poem, May 12, 2010] All those animals polluting our oil... You Don't Realize How Dependent You Are On a...
Pronounced Model Land [Repost of Guest News Poem, May 11 2010, by Misti Rainwater-Lites]
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Pronounced Model Land Misti Rainwater-Lites Tyra Banks, fairy godpimp to many a wannabe Gisele Bunchen, is a literary genius, poised to...
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Thanks For the Ride [Bonus Twitter Found Poem, May 11, 2010]
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Thanks For the Ride [Bonus Twitter Found Poem, May 11, 2010] I can't believe I actually found taking my thumbprints fun And the toil...
Drink-Up. Double-Down [Today's News Poem, May 11, 2010]
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Drink-Up. Double-Down [Today's News Poem, May 11, 2010] The sacred equation's been factored at last. Collateral gains are the met...
Pronounced Model Land [Guest News Poem, May 11, 2010 by Misti Rainwater-Lites]
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Pronounced Model Land Misti Rainwater-Lites Tyra Banks, fairy godpimp to many a wannabe Gisele Bunchen, is a literary genius, poised to...
The Crushing Gravity of the Situation [Twitter Found Poem, May 11, 2010]
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The Crushing Gravity of the Situation [Twitter Found Poem, May 11, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem boredd ?! evil ?! mock your dr...
COST ANALYSIS [Repost of May 10, 2010 Guest News Poem, by Jeff Chon]
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COST ANALYSIS [Guest News Poem, May 10, 2010] Jeff Chon How would you feel if I told you it costs the company six hundred dollars a we...
Monday, May 10, 2010
Getting Evil Eyes From Watching Superhot Blood Plasma TV [Bonus Twitter Found Poem, May 10, 2010]
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Getting Evil Eyes From Watching Superhot Blood Plasma TV [Bonus Twitter Found Poem, May 10, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem Every n...
Tribute of Rust for the Sea [Bonus Poem May 10, 2010]
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Tribute of Rust for the Sea [Bonus Poem May 10, 2010] To the one who offers himself To the fog with faithless devotion: The hillside rej...
COST ANALYSIS [Guest News Poem, May 10, 2010, by Jeff Chon]
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COST ANALYSIS [Guest News Poem, May 10, 2010] Jeff Chon How would you feel if I told you it costs the company six hundred dollars a we...
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A New Treasure Isle [Today's News Poem, May 10, 2010]
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A New Treasure Isle [Today's News Poem, May 10, 2010] Sanitize leftovers, place me in bins. Ripening refuse may travel beyond Sirens...
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Expiry Date is RIGHT NOW [Twitter Found Poem, May 10, 2010]
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Expiry Date is RIGHT NOW [Twitter Found Poem, May 10, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem Twitter Bug dance Lets you freak the pole at...
Sunday, May 09, 2010
Harmonic Divergence [Today's News Poem, May 9, 2010]
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Harmonic Divergence [Today's News Poem, May 9, 2010] The shadows exposed to the halogen lighting Dissolve into streetcars. Together t...
Owl City Works the Night Shift [Twitter Found Poem, May 9, 2010]
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Owl City Works the Night Shift [Twitter Found Poem, May 9, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem Just watched an Oklahoma wind-powered s...
Saturday, May 08, 2010
Iron Woman 3 [Bonus Twitter Found Poem, May 8, 2010]
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Iron Woman 3 [Bonus Twitter Found Poem, May 8, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem Happy Ironman Day!!!! you mommies get a Day bu...
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Elements of Attraction [Today's News Poem, May 8, 2010]
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Elements of Attraction [Today's News Poem, May 8, 2010] Awakening Gaia—who slumbers in magma, Recoiling from birth even now, in the c...
But @beautyfullybrwn,U Already Suckin' Jeremy Bentham's Dick [Twitter Found Poem May 8, 2010]
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But @beautyfullybrwn,U Already Suckin' Jeremy Bentham's Dick [Twitter Found Poem May 8, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem 4 f...
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